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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 05:50:50 PM »
actually, you know what

maybe not fuck you leo

maybe he just saved the game by doing that, as long as sakurai is taking notes
>Impying Sakurai didn't make his his fap material broken intentionally and he won't buff her after this

Also this quality match against Nairo right now
https://twitter.com/BearUNLV/status/1006667538900512769

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 05:44:00 PM »
actually, you know what

maybe not fuck you leo

maybe he just saved the game by doing that, as long as sakurai is taking notes

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 05:40:35 PM »
every party needs a pooper

fuck you leo, like honestly

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 05:38:49 PM »
bayonetta vs. ridley

battle of the characters who least belong in the game

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 04:51:58 PM »
No hookshot on Link ? Heretic!
makes sense, didn't use one in botw

young and toon link will still have them at least

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 04:49:24 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FchkqXEg0qs

smash invitational about to start
how much did I miss?
the first round, but it's just been chaotic 2v2s so far

there'll be 1v1s as the bracket goes on, it's a weird format

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 04:00:35 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FchkqXEg0qs

smash invitational about to start

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 03:46:24 PM »
YOU

CAN

TECH

THROWS

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 03:25:40 PM »
i don't know what to think about the increased damage for 1v1s tbh
I thought you only played retro games? 🤔
i literally never said that you fat autist
"I literally never said that"
overall this E3 has pretty much reinstated why i mainly stick to retro games
holy shit are you so fucking retarded that you can't tell the difference between "only play" and "mainly stick to"

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 03:13:03 PM »
i don't know what to think about the increased damage for 1v1s tbh
I thought you only played retro games? 🤔
i literally never said that you fat autist

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 03:12:37 PM »
i actually might drop the 8 to a 7 just because of the conspicuous lack of a prime 4 trailer

they still won though, you can't tell me microsoft had more to offer, as good as they were this year

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 03:10:02 PM »
i don't know what to think about the increased damage for 1v1s tbh

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 03:01:35 PM »
So at least we got Ridley and Simon
Simon ? Did I miss something?
There was a leak that said we'd have Ridley + Ice Climbers + No cuts + Simon Belmont.
So far we're 3 / 4 on that. I'd say Simon has a very good chance.
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 02:53:48 PM »
how does nintendo win two years in a row by basically doing nothing? idk

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 02:45:31 PM »
okay, i was able to catch it after all

HOT TAKES

opening up with Daemon X Machina was rather strange, but the game looks pretty cool (despite being mechashit), even if it's probably just the striking art style that's intriguing me the most

fuck Xenoblade and fuck you for letting this happen

reggie's lead-in to Pokémon Let's Go Casuls was pretty heartwarming, but he didn't say shit about the games that we didn't already know REEEEEEE except the mew thing which is kind of cool i guess, even though i'd much prefer legendary pokémon to not be given out as free hand-outs but whatever casual game for casuals etc etc

Mario Party coming back to its former glory (if you call it that) is pretty dope, especially with that sick new switch tech

fuck Fire Emblem

still no release date for dark souls, fml



and now for my thoughts on the smash stuff

- i am SO fucking pumped about the game's roster being historically complete, and you have NO fucking idea
- zelda's redesign is welcome, but TP zelda's design will always be my favorite i think
- ULTIMATE. what an excellent fucking title
- always making ryu face his opponents is ingenious if not just interesting from a gameplay standpoint
- why was samus midair charging not always a thing???
- marth's voice should've stayed japanese, to be honest
- i'm not really a fan of cinematic final smashes, but i won't be playing with items very often anyway
- not sure how i feel about the mii fighter redesigns tbh, i guess they're better but they'll take getting used to
- ZSS's ridiculous bust size looks like it's been reduced, which is awesome and i can't wait for people to cry about it
- i don't like clones unless the game acknowledges them, so "echo fighters" being a thing is cool with me
- i dislike the amount of attention given to assist trophies because i don't care about them—RIP waluigi
- great plateau tower looks like a sick-ass stage
- DIRECTIONAL AIR DODGING, OH MAN

And finally, Ridley being playable is... Really fucking dumb. They even made him small. That was a really sour note to end on for me.

but i'm not gonna be too salty about that, because i appreciate having the entire series roster so much

8/10, nintendo wins, gg no re

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 11:20:39 AM »
That's not always the case. It's perfectly fine for people to get excited for a game as your expectations are realistic.
i'm not saying it's always the case

i'm saying it's the case too often

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 10:52:08 AM »
What's wrong with people being excited and speculating about the game? It's good for business and creating hype around the product. Having unrealistic expectations is your own fault, not the developer's.
there's nothing wrong with it to a point, but it becomes a problem when people go overboard with it

you want to enjoy games as much as possible, you have to learn how to cool your jets

i never said it was the developer's fault, although they kind of are because they literally prey on that behavior

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 10:26:28 AM »
Yeah I'm sure showing nothing but the title a character and a demon will create unrealistic expectations.
well i mean yeah that's kind of how it works

you show nothing, get people excited, and now you have a bunch of videos on youtube with titles like "TOP 20 THINGS WE WANT TO SEE IN NIOH 2" or a 35 minute analysis describing every little aspect of that logo, and speculating about what all the finer details mean and shit

i mean, maybe the nioh community is super chill and knows not to do stuff like that, but that's generally how a lot of people act when you don't feed them any information—they speculate and fanwank until they're so high off their own excitement that they wind up disappointed when none of their ideas were realized in the final product

happens time and time again

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 10:19:55 AM »
>Ridley

Can we start executing people for asking for this yet?
not even the worst thing he said honestly

when did we come to a point where we started WANTING microtransactions

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 10:06:43 AM »
YouTube

hungrybox no

these ideas are fucking terrible

why

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 10:05:18 AM »
How? They literally just showed some familiar stuff from the game, music, and the title.
hype and anticipation...
What's wrong with that?
excess hype creates unrealistic expectations which lead to disappointment, almost invariably

you don't take games seriously as an art form though so it probably doesn't affect you as much

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 09:50:08 AM »
i won't be able to watch nintendo's thing for 8 hours after it broadcasts

the AGONY

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 08:36:19 AM »
So many people whining about women and stuff in these games. BF, AC, TLOU... Fucking hell, why is it that the people complaining about snowflakes are without fail even more so themselves?
Its forced as fuck and you only have to look at the dev responses to see that. Eitherway i dont share the same woes the majority seem to have, i want to see more females because it opens up new character types that you cant do with males.

As it is all these devs are seemingly including females to virtue signal which is just as embarrasing as complaining about the inclusion of females at all.
where do you draw the line between what's natural and what's forced

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 04:25:21 AM »
overall this E3 has pretty much reinstated why i mainly stick to retro games
Okay Deci
except deci isn't really known to play retro games
But that's something Deci would say
but he wouldn't

because he doesn't really play retro games

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 04:24:51 AM »
Why don't you like Kingdom Hearts Verb?

And don't be "Eww its Disney"
i don't mind KH or disney—i mean, it's a lame crossover—but it just seems silly to me that KH3 has been showcased in three separate conferences

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 04:22:42 AM »
overall this E3 has pretty much reinstated why i mainly stick to retro games
Okay Deci
except deci isn't really known to play retro games

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 12:39:08 AM »
I missed Sony's conference. Any Ace Combat 7 news?
yes, i don't remember when though so just watch the whole thing

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 12:09:53 AM »
overall this E3 has pretty much reinstated why i mainly stick to retro games

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 12:00:40 AM »
HOLYYYY FUCKING SHIIIIIIITTT YEEEEEESSSA
calm down it was just a logo

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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread
« on: June 11, 2018, 11:48:32 PM »
- did someone shout "freebird" during the banjo performance that's hilarious
- don't care about tlou2, but it pisses me off that people are triggered over the lesbian thing
- THE FUCKING INTERMISSION lmao, followed by an awkward venue change? what a trainwreck
- ghost of tsushima looks better to me than that from game, honestly (shame about the audio issues though)
- control: oh good, more girls with guns, just what we needed
- FUCK that resident evil trailer, i thought it was gonna be some cool game where you play as a rat, but NO we need more fucking zombie games guys THERE'S JUST NOT ENOUGH OF THEM
- kingdom hearts can fuck off

it was at this point in the presentation that i realized i was watching a BAD conference

- they've been stringing us along about death stranding for so goddamn long, i simply don't care whatever it is at this point, and that long, drawn-out, boring-ass trailer didn't help matters—i hate how all the mystery surrounding the game is just "ooh, what's going through kojima's fucked up mind???" because it's unearned intrigue, you haven't shown me anything innately interesting
-spider-man looks good (finally something positive to say)

and that was... that was it

4/10

they really let me down this time

at least now no one can accuse me of being a sony fanboy this year

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