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2821
« on: June 14, 2018, 01:09:55 AM »
how the fuck do weebs decide between playing video games and watching anime
Same way I play video games and binge watch television comedies
multitasking
i could never, i need 100% of my focus on whatever it is i'm doing so i can absorb all the juicy details
2822
« on: June 14, 2018, 12:26:02 AM »
 I'm sick of this politically correct era we live in.
You can't even have something without someone going
"oh that offends me, how dare you talk about it this way, that's racist/sexist"
or like
"That's not a very feminist thing to do"
or like
"That's politically incorrect, you're offensive!"
Like how much of a fucking pussy can people be?
What's even worse is the kind of shit they're doing to
☆☆☆Miss America☆☆☆
for example.
WHY?
Because TRUMP is in charge?
Oh how fucking misogynistic Miss America is cuz Trump apparently started that shit BEFORE he was president, and as a result they are REDUCING the show to have it be a measure of INTELLIGENCE instead of judging SEXY WOMEN.
Why couldn't that be its own separate thing? Why remove it?I mean I don't even watch Miss Americabut FUCK that is SO fucking stupid.
- George Carlin (personal hero of mine, RIP)
2823
« on: June 13, 2018, 11:34:11 PM »
going to be referring to ridley exclusively as baby ridley from now on, because he's not the real ridley
No this is Baby Ridley
what's the difference
2824
« on: June 13, 2018, 10:24:25 PM »
pokémon trainer is cool and all but i just never enjoyed playing as literally any of his pokémon
wolf is the first returning character i'd wanna pick i guess, but i kinda despise his new design
2825
« on: June 13, 2018, 09:51:17 PM »
 blooper looks DELIGHTFUL
2826
« on: June 13, 2018, 09:49:40 PM »
post your characters
Roy, Sheik, Lucario, Ganondorf, Jigglypuff
new character i'm most interested in is inkling
going to be referring to ridley exclusively as baby ridley from now on, because he's not the real ridley
2827
« on: June 13, 2018, 04:55:38 PM »
i guess it's just not a game for us, that's what it boils down to
2828
« on: June 13, 2018, 04:03:57 PM »
Maximum accessibility
pretty infuriating i can't even think of a grass or water-type pokémon you can even get at that point
2829
« on: June 13, 2018, 03:47:07 PM »
how the fuck do weebs decide between playing video games and watching anime
2830
« on: June 13, 2018, 03:27:30 PM »
2831
« on: June 13, 2018, 01:32:53 PM »
let's put claude from gta3 in smash because he's important to gaming or something haha, wouldn't that be FUUUUUUN
or commander shepard or marcus fenix or the dragonborn, why the fuck not right
wanting rated M characters in smash is pretty cringey yeah
2832
« on: June 13, 2018, 12:56:22 PM »
polite
tactful
courteous
2833
« on: June 13, 2018, 08:56:55 AM »
27K upvotes for ridley on r/smashbros
i am so sickened by everyone's happiness
can doomguy replace Bayonetta in the smash roster
I'd take playing as the Seeker Helmet from Halo 5 with Melee Kirby's moveset and pichus self dammage in every game i played from now on if it meant removing Bayonetta from smash.
there is nothing more cringe comp worthy than the people celebrating over this character right now
Your Overreaction
i'm underreacting
2834
« on: June 13, 2018, 07:40:43 AM »
let's put claude from gta3 in smash because he's important to gaming or something haha, wouldn't that be FUUUUUUN
or commander shepard or marcus fenix or the dragonborn, why the fuck not right
2835
« on: June 13, 2018, 07:37:07 AM »
That's a bit of a weak retort. and a weak retort was all that was needed The BFG looks different in every installment. There's no reason they couldn't make a gun shooting some kind of laser while not calling it by name. I don't care about Doom in SSB and it's fine that you don't want him because it might not fit, but your BFG argument is just a poor one. Plenty of people wouldn't even know what it is.
everyone does, and if they don't, they would learn, and that's not the kind of humor that belongs in smash regardless of what they'd choose to make it stand for, fans of doom all collectively agree that it has always stood for "big fucking gun," it's practically the entire point—they say it stands for something innocuous, but the players know what it really stands for that's the humor behind it, and it's not nintendo-friendly that's just one tiny reason why he'd be a poor fit, and the rest should be arithmetically obvious
2836
« on: June 13, 2018, 07:26:23 AM »
you know what i just realized 
2837
« on: June 13, 2018, 06:50:20 AM »
it's not as bad as master chief, i'll say that
but it's up there
2838
« on: June 13, 2018, 06:45:54 AM »
also, everyone knows what BFG stands for, it doesn't matter if they explain it or not
you can't have an implicit F-bomb in a nintendo game made for kids, they would never allow it
i wouldn't allow it either, i would find sakurai and drop kick him off a goddamn cliff if he actually did it
It's officially the Big Fragging Gun in original Doom before later being dubbed Big Freaking Gun and even Bio Force Gun in the movie. Plenty of ways to get around that.
No Besides, why even name it? "Doomslayer uses his ultimate weapon to unleash an enormous beam of argent energy" or something does the job as well.
because all final smashes have names, that's how it works not calling it a BFG makes it look like they're avoiding calling it a BFG, which is just as bad because again, they're acknowledging an F-bomb it's just a stupid fucking idea on every level
2839
« on: June 13, 2018, 06:45:10 AM »
27K upvotes for ridley on r/smashbros
i am so sickened by everyone's happiness
can doomguy replace Bayonetta in the smash roster
I'd take playing as the Seeker Helmet from Halo 5 with Melee Kirby's moveset and pichus self dammage in every game i played from now on if it meant removing Bayonetta from smash.
there is nothing more cringe comp worthy than the people celebrating over this character right now
2840
« on: June 13, 2018, 06:26:18 AM »
also, everyone knows what BFG stands for, it doesn't matter if they explain it or not
you can't have an implicit F-bomb in a nintendo game made for kids, they would never allow it
i wouldn't allow it either, i would find sakurai and drop kick him off a goddamn cliff if he actually did it
2841
« on: June 13, 2018, 06:00:25 AM »
27K upvotes for ridley on r/smashbros
i am so sickened by everyone's happiness
2842
« on: June 13, 2018, 03:35:25 AM »
oh and by the way, they already did remake metroid 1, i forgot about that it's called metroid: zero mission, and looky-loo, ridley's size was indeed buffed up  so, canonically speaking, he has literally never been this small, so i have every right to be upset
2843
« on: June 13, 2018, 03:13:34 AM »
He has cartoony or fictional guns like the BFG-9000, plasma gun, railgun, rocket launcher, etc.
the neck snap got into brawl and that sounds way more violent than what I just mentioned BFG also stands for "big fucking gun" and i'm sorry but you can't get away with that in a smash bros game and you can't have doomguy in smash without his BFG as his final smash, it just doesn't work i don't understand why you'd want a lesser, pussified version of a character when sakurai has gone to such lengths to make each and every character (except ridley, i guess) REFLECT in some way how they play in their respective games I don't like her either but she got into the game in the first place, and I'd argue Doomguy is a more appropriate character than her. Doesn't she use real guns too?
i'd say they're on par with each other in terms of the gratuity they're able to get away with but it doesn't matter i hate her STOP TRYING TO RUIN MY SMASH BROTHERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE His size does seem to vary a bit as far as I can tell from game to game, and in Smash he's really hunched over which makes him appear smaller.
why are you mad an evil space pterodactyl is in the game ridley's size hasn't varied that much, really—his typical size ranges from "very big" to "fucking immense," and the only time he's ever been small is in metroid 1, which was more due to the NES's limitations than anything else if they remade metroid 1, they'd buff up ridley's size (or maybe they wouldn't now, who knows) it's inherently upsetting to me when you start taking away fundamental properties of what makes characters cool—i don't wanna play as a miniature-ass baby ridley, i wanna rip people's guts out with a normal sized ridley, because the intimidation factor of his sheer size is part of what makes the character cool and scary, and that's gone now i understand it would be imbalanced, but that's why i never wanted him in the first place
2844
« on: June 13, 2018, 02:47:11 AM »
the next time sakurai gets interviewed, i want someone to ask him why ridley is in the game after he gave a legitimate, repeated, and agreeable reason why he wasn't in the game for years
he'll probably talk about how bowser changes size all the time and shit, and how olimar and kirby are actually very small, but those are highly stylized cartoon characters, so it works
ridley is a lot less cartoonish, he's meant to be TERRIFYING, and now he's a goddamn shrimp
and i'm supposed to be hyped about this
2845
« on: June 13, 2018, 02:42:27 AM »
I unironically think he would be a great fit
You are wrong.
>retro pick
>iconic franchise of notable importance
>lots of weapons and abilities that could be moves (b for super shotgun)
fuck verb why don't you like something that could be so cool
>Rated M ultraviolent franchise where he wouldn't be able to do anything you want him to do because it's a fucking kid's game i mean come on, WHY WOULD THEY HAVE YOU USE A SHOTGUN IN SMASH BROTHERS, THINKDon't bring up Snake because MGS isn't even close to being as violent. In Brawl, he never used guns or any weapons that couldn't be waved off as "cartoony," like bazookas and mortars and shit. It works because intense, gory violence was never the important thing about MGS. The most violent thing he does in Brawl is the neck snap, which is honestly a little overboard and I wish they didn't put that in. Don't bring up Bayonetta because she shouldn't be in the game either.
2846
« on: June 13, 2018, 02:01:03 AM »
I unironically think he would be a great fit
You are wrong.
2847
« on: June 12, 2018, 06:37:01 PM »
do you think the fast knockback deceleration was a bug
2848
« on: June 12, 2018, 06:36:00 PM »
thanks for clearing that up sakurai-san
would've liked one last character reveal or something, but whatevs
What'd he say?
basically just "please note that this game is NOT FINISHED, i already spotted like 3 bugs and shit"
2849
« on: June 12, 2018, 06:23:39 PM »
thanks for clearing that up sakurai-san
would've liked one last character reveal or something, but whatevs
2850
« on: June 12, 2018, 06:02:43 PM »
i like those cutscene finishes but they always happen against the player i'm rooting for
so i just get mad when i see it happen
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