a wittiot

explain to me this logic

>uninteresting/inconsequential topic
>post "i don't care"
>"you cared enough to respond"

what

what

i cared enough to respond... yeah, i did

i cared to let you know that i don't care about the topic

that doesn't mean i care about the topic though
you stupid fuck

am i MISSING something here
why do people always post this inane response whenever anyone dares to type "i don't care"

are you just upset or something
is that your way of getting back at me for not caring

what is it
i wanna know

Basements are dank.



Caves are dank.

What else is dank?
- basements
- caves
- sewers
- gas stations
- spots under bridges
- old boat houses
- dungeons
- public restrooms
- abandoned barns
- graves/cemeteries/mausoleums
- old insane asylums
- rainforests
- dark alleys

because i have no fucking idea

as far as i can tell, it's anything that goes even slightly against the norm

but it's used to describe   e v e r y t h i n g

i have this thing where whenever i post something

i can't stop editing it

even if i put a lot of thought into the post, i always feel like it isn't perfectly worded or phrased, so i constantly edit it to make it better, never to be satisfied

i only stop when i get a reply

I never see anyone comment on anyone's music in there, so...

Maybe it ought to be unpinned, 'cause it's kinda useless just hanging there.

I keep forgetting that it's a thing.

(☠) = verb's making a shitpost, oh wow.
well, as shitposty as you'll ever see me get.
these rants will be poorly constructed and really... angry and sweary, so, if that's not your deal, stay away.

Fuck these fucks.

Thanks for messaging me "what's up" at fucking 2:00 AM, Mr. person that I spoke to maybe twice in my sophomore year of high school!

Small talk is pretty lame.
Small talk on the internet? i would rather vigorously fuck myself with a cheese grater

here's a PSA

if you message someone over facebook, actually have something to say
don't look for conversation
give conversation

because i'm not going to pretend like i give a fuck about how wasted you got last night
and i know you don't actually give a fuck about what i've been doing in college

so either bring me something to talk about if you're going to talk to me, or don't talk to me
that may sound self-centered and douche-y, but it's not, because i would never do that to someone

if i message you, i'm gonna make sure that i have something big to tell you

imagine if i messaged you "what's up" at complete random. how would you react? i doubt you'd get irritated, but you'd probably think something like, "uhh, what the fuck?"

so
don't do that

inb4igetpm'd"what'sup"fromlike,5differentpeople

Yeah, I'm gonna do this again. With the new Serious rules, discussion should play out much easier in this atmosphere.

You know what it is, you know my position on it. I want counterarguments, and I want them good.


Having kids is wrong.

You either agree or you disagree with that statement, but only one of them is the reality.

thank korra for the lovely idea

this is a tier list comprising the quality of users here in sep7agon

this thread's probably not going to live for very long but #yolo


i went by the top 50 users in terms of post count (plus a few extras that came in mind)

you will also only be identified by your ID, not your username

Simple request. It seems arbitrary that a lot of OPs will end up asking mods to lock threads for them after heavy derailment, and mods aren't always online. Giving users the ability to lock their own threads would solve this problem--and I've seen this done on a number of forums I've been to.

However, make it so if a user locks his or her own thread, he or she cannot then unlock it. They'd have to request a higher-up to do it for them (namely a monitor).

Ultimately, if a user creates a thread, I think it should be up to him and the mods as to how long the discussion can go.

also a really angry and depressing one, so
if you're having a good day, don't let me rain on it

I already know none of you are gonna take this seriously, so I don't expect serious or thoughtful responses, but regardless, I'm in the worst mood I've ever been in... well, about a week. And I feel like taking some people down with me.

For some of you, I'm gonna sound like a broken record, because I talk about this all the fucking time, but it just eats and eats at me and when it peaks, I just go fucking insane because I can't handle it.

So...

I just got my grades back for my first semester of college. Straight As, except for one B-. That's not bad, huh? That's good. Yeah.
Not so special now, huh. Normally, I'd be pretty happy--I mean, I've never had straight As in my life, because I always slacked off in high school. It was bad. But now things are changing. I'm doing my work, getting things done, and everything's dandy.

But then I have all these people--mostly on the Internet, but I get this in real life, too, all the time--who just like to put me down. My grades mean nothing, because I'm studying such a useless subject that's not going to get me a lucrative career in the future. Because that's all that I should care about is money.

No, don't be yourself, don't follow your dreams. Be like us. Go into some STEM subject that you have no interest in. Then you can actually make money and people will care about you.

...But what if I have no interest in any of those subjects? What if I can't do math and don't have any background with engineering? What if I have this talent for writing that I'd like to explore and hone?

Doesn't matter. If you aren't studying STEM, enjoy flipping burgers for the rest of your life. Your grades mean nothing, because you're studying a pointless subject.

Okay, so what you're telling me to do is switch to some kind of engineering major, just like everyone the FUCK else in my generation, to go into a career that I don't have my heart in, have no interest in whatsoever, just so that I can make more money?

Yes.

What if that doesn't make me happy? Writing makes me happy. I was quite happy with my major until you decided to piss all over everything that I enjoy. The one thing that I enjoy in the world--THE ONE THING--I can't enjoy it, because it's not "practical".

Yes.

You realize I've given myself purpose with writing, right? And if I had it taken away from me, I would have no purpose, right?

Oh, quit being dramatic. Who doesn't like money?

I fucking hate money. And I fucking hate you, and your pretentious cocksuckery. I'm going to continue with my major, and I don't give a cunt what you think about it. This notion that I have to study some shitty STEM subject--that I HAVE to do what everyone else is doing just to make a living, is a fucking joke. I fucking hate life as it is. Why make myself even MORE miserable by committing myself to a subject that I don't have a single iota of fucking interest in?

It makes me want to just spit blood into your shit-eating face. Find me a single goddamn subject--Hey, law, I could totally go into law. I love law. "Well, you'd have to go out of state, and take another two years or four years of college..." If that's what I fucking want to do, though, why does it FUCKING matter? What the fuck do you want from me? This is horseshit.

Everything that I want to do, I can't do it.
Everything that I like, everything that makes me happy.
I'm just wasting my time with it, huh.
I should be even more miserable, because fuck me and my interests.
And you wonder why I lash out at people for their interests?

This was supposed to be a happy moment for me, but because of society's perceptions of worth, I can't be. Sometimes, I like to convince myself that I was just born in the body and mind of a person who just doesn't belong here--that I wasn't conditioned to be who I was. The more and more I get to know society, however, the more I discover that it's actually the latter that's true. Society is not to blame for all my idiosyncrasies, but I know in my heart that there is not a single thing that society can do to discourage me from doing what I want to do with my life.

I will continue being made to feel useless.
I will continue being made to feel like I'm wasting my life.
I will continue to be harassed by cocksuckers and STEM elitists.

And I will continue to respond, as I always have, in the same exact way:

Fuck you.

Fuck off.

Wikipedia's been asking for donations frequently this winter. I appreciate Wikipedia's existence, so at times, I feel very compelled to donate whatever amount I have to keep the website independent. I haven't yet done so, however, because of my crippling "drop in the bucket" mentality.

you guys knew you could change it, right

i changed it from 30 to 25

how it should be