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Messages - Mat Cauthon

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The Flood / Re: ITT create a short tale
« on: January 25, 2015, 06:44:17 PM »
Spoiler
True Turquoise had a waifu.
She was a Naval Carrier Vessel.
His waifu was weaker than Byrne's waifu.
Byrne's waifu was a mighty Battleship that killed aliens and didn't afraid of anything.
Waifu stronk!
The waifus met one day during a "bring your waifu to weeb" day.
The Battleship waifu liked the Carrier.
She took True's waifu out back and raped her against a wall.
There were tears.
True wasn't happy, but Byrne didn't mind.
They fucked more.
And that's canon.

The End.

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The Flood / Re: What's the standard distance between soccer goals?
« on: January 25, 2015, 06:02:46 PM »
About five Americans.

Spoiler
I couldn't resist.

I dunno.

7983
The Flood / Re: Any of you seen [REC]?
« on: January 25, 2015, 05:57:12 PM »
What's it about?
Other than spoopy stuff.

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The Flood / Re: Fellow brothers, rally your men
« on: January 25, 2015, 05:43:55 PM »
DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!

7985
The Flood / Re: Is it REALLY spamming if it's all in one thread?
« on: January 25, 2015, 05:37:56 PM »
Spam is spam, whether it's on the forum or in a can.

Spoiler
I'll go hang myself quietly

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The Flood / Re: Is it REALLY spamming if it's all in one thread?
« on: January 25, 2015, 05:37:14 PM »
Yes.

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The Flood / Re: let's do that omegle game thing
« on: January 25, 2015, 05:25:32 PM »
;_;

 :)
HUG ME

Spoiler

okay, you feelin alright
I was mistaken for Oss and Tru...

I'm so much of a better weeb than them.
What asshole thought it was me and oss?
Zen, I posted one of my avatars and he thought it was a picture you posted.

;_;
I think someone impersonated me. I haven't been in one where someone posted an link to an image.
oops
My bad, I was thinking of our one earlier.

I meant to say Digger.

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The Flood / Re: let's do that omegle game thing
« on: January 25, 2015, 05:22:07 PM »
;_;

 :)
HUG ME

Spoiler

okay, you feelin alright
I was mistaken for Oss and Tru...

I'm so much of a better weeb than them.
What asshole thought it was me and oss?
Zen, I posted one of my avatars and he thought it was a picture you posted.

;_;

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The Flood / Re: let's do that omegle game thing
« on: January 25, 2015, 05:13:56 PM »

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The Flood / Re: How hard does this picture make you?
« on: January 25, 2015, 05:11:09 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I'm back.
« on: January 25, 2015, 05:05:29 PM »
Deci, Verb, and Loaf.

I don't know if I have enough popcorn gifs for this.
All we need is the almighty drama llama and this place would go up in smoke.

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The Flood / Re: How hard does this picture make you?
« on: January 25, 2015, 05:04:50 PM »
Move over Wolverine.

7994
The Flood / Re: To any resident FBI Agents...
« on: January 25, 2015, 05:01:08 PM »
Dan the man?

7995
The Flood / Re: Of these two, who is the least noteworthy?
« on: January 25, 2015, 04:59:43 PM »
I notice Simseo less.

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The Flood / Re: let's do that omegle game thing
« on: January 25, 2015, 04:59:09 PM »
;_;

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The Flood / Re: let's do that omegle game thing
« on: January 25, 2015, 04:44:30 PM »
Zen, if you go straight into sex RP, of course people will know it's you.

7998
The Flood / Re: >tfw your nips cover half your breast
« on: January 25, 2015, 04:37:40 PM »
u wot m8

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The Flood / Re: Flee's secret exposed
« on: January 25, 2015, 04:33:00 PM »
Well all know he clops.

8000
The Flood / Re: i think im getting sick
« on: January 25, 2015, 04:29:54 PM »
Use an Antidote
He's sick, not poisoned.

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The Flood / Re: i think im getting sick
« on: January 25, 2015, 04:27:41 PM »
Pregnant?

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The Flood / Re: kek
« on: January 25, 2015, 04:24:24 PM »
all according to keikeku
mai keikaku to be gOD

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The Flood / Re: kek
« on: January 25, 2015, 04:19:58 PM »
kek

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The Flood / Re: Athiests
« on: January 25, 2015, 04:17:53 PM »
Seems legit.

8005
I'm ready to get wrecked...
Me and Verbatim have one last battle and then I can battle you.
Sure thing.
What's your username on Showdown?
Byrnex

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The Flood / Re: kek
« on: January 25, 2015, 03:31:35 PM »
*Cries in a Corner*

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I'm ready to get wrecked...
Me and Verbatim have one last battle and then I can battle you.
Sure thing.

8008
The Flood / Re: I found a picture of digger
« on: January 25, 2015, 03:11:31 PM »
Isn't Digger a femboy though?
>.>

Or is gullible written on my ceiling?
Most users who claim to be attractive but refuse to post a picture are hiding something.
Femboy =/= Attractive
Sorry, I didn't realize I accidentally just said that.

I'm going to go bang my head on the wall for five minutes to punish myself over such a wrong statement.
Good idea, that might help.

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The Flood / Re: I found a picture of digger
« on: January 25, 2015, 03:09:53 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I found a picture of digger
« on: January 25, 2015, 03:09:29 PM »
Isn't Digger a femboy though?
>.>

Or is gullible written on my ceiling?
Most users who claim to be attractive but refuse to post a picture are hiding something.
Femboy =/= Attractive

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