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Messages - Mat Cauthon

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The Flood / Re: Thread about me
« on: April 20, 2015, 09:55:28 AM »
You touch kids?
PM Zen, you'd get along.
pm an ophthalmologist
Sep7 has one of those?
I was unaware.

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The Flood / Re: RIP eric harris and dylan klebold
« on: April 20, 2015, 09:53:39 AM »
Columbine you two, school shooting.
Pls, you guys have one of those every two weeks, why should anyone not related to the participants keep track of which was where with who?
The main difference between them and most other school shooters was their intent. They didn't do the shit because they were bullied or anything like that, rather they did the thing with the idea of immortalizing themselves by striking fear into others. They weren't looking to be school shooters, but rather the cause of one of the worst massacres ever; if they were still living, being called school shooters would probably infuriate them. They had things like bombs set up in a mountain area to use as a distraction for cops, then they were going to use other bombs to take out massive amounts of people at once and gun down the survivors after. Luckily the wiring was bad on the shit.
That level of... I'm not sure how to put it, being fedora tipping cunts (yeah, that'll work), is almost impressive.
If they weren't crazy.

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The Flood / Re: Daily Reminder Nihon is the best country
« on: April 20, 2015, 09:51:33 AM »
NO WAIFU NO LAIFU

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The Flood / Re: Thread about me
« on: April 20, 2015, 09:46:20 AM »
You touch kids?
PM Zen, you'd get along.

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The Flood / Re: RIP eric harris and dylan klebold
« on: April 20, 2015, 09:43:20 AM »
Columbine you two, school shooting.
Pls, you guys have one of those every two weeks, why should anyone not related to the participants keep track of which was where with who?

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Serious / Re: Stephen Fry on God
« on: April 20, 2015, 09:42:09 AM »
Odin > All other deities
Not Zeus?

Please go.
Odin doesn't rape your wife.

Zeus is a cool guy, but no bro.

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The Flood / Re: Roleplay thread
« on: April 20, 2015, 09:38:48 AM »
inglorious pls

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The Flood / Re: RIP eric harris and dylan klebold
« on: April 20, 2015, 09:37:27 AM »
I don't know who they are.
How did they die?

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The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 20, 2015, 09:25:36 AM »
i wonder if i can monetize this thread somehow
If vaccines cause autism can autism cause vaccines?

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The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 20, 2015, 09:23:50 AM »
Where were you trying to go with that?

Accidentss aren't something you intentionally get into or avoid by definition.
and if you're smart

you will take measures to prevent them

did you know that that's possible
Accidents can literally happen doing anything at any time. Unless you never leave a padded room, you'll have accidents.
And if a room full of people have really really big accidents, swimming will be a useful skill.

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Why was my 420 thread locked? It's a fucking international holiday
shut up you goddamned arab
go back to blowing up america if you want to get the date wrong
hurting Americans is my dream but not yet, I have to be patient.
Well, I can't fault you for learning.

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Why was my 420 thread locked? It's a fucking international holiday
shut up you goddamned arab
go back to blowing up america if you want to get the date wrong

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The Flood / Re: Anyone know what happened to Lonepaul?
« on: April 20, 2015, 09:10:58 AM »
I still don't know why people hate on him, 14 year olds are hot.
I've seen too much shit to even blink at this.

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Gaming / Re: help with halo reach
« on: April 20, 2015, 09:02:06 AM »
Congrats, you're not as stupid as the OP makes you out to be.

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The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 20, 2015, 09:00:43 AM »
Trying to not laugh in class...

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YouTube

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The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 20, 2015, 08:44:33 AM »
swimming is a useless skill
Who needs life saving skills for unforeseen accidents? No one on this planet, that's for sure.
don't get in accidents
Why are they called "accidents" then?

When's the last time someone called their insurance company and said "Well, I got into this on-purpose with someone..."

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Gaming / Re: help with halo reach
« on: April 20, 2015, 08:42:30 AM »
What is: Google?

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The Flood / Re: I'm a true weeb/perv/man
« on: April 20, 2015, 08:41:49 AM »
Another weeb thread derailed by incest-posting.
Shut up weeb.
tfw no qt3.14 onee-chan to wash muh back. ( p_q)
i cri errytaim

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The Flood / Re: let us remember the sad story of Adolf
« on: April 20, 2015, 08:40:46 AM »
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

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The Flood / Re: Bye
« on: April 20, 2015, 08:40:18 AM »
Who are you?

You changed your user ._,
The "More" arrow is hard to click, eh?

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The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 20, 2015, 08:06:49 AM »
This thread is amazing.
I think you mean this thread has gone swimmingly
Please, don't drown this thread in puns.

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The Flood / Re: I'm a true weeb/perv/man
« on: April 20, 2015, 08:06:13 AM »
Another weeb thread derailed by incest-posting.
Shut up weeb.

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The Flood / Re: look at this han banner
« on: April 20, 2015, 08:05:34 AM »
ok?

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Gaming / Re: Project Ukulele minion
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:56:54 AM »
The former developers of BanjoKazooie are now making game again under the codename 'project ukulele'. If it's another nintendo thing or not... I dunno.
Oh that's interesting, I'm not into that style of game now, but I enjoyed BanjoKazooie a lot back when I got it.
I made the quip about nintendo because Neko is usually providing news about their stuff.

Gojira just reads news about it.
Huh?

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The Flood / Re: *points to your dick*
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:48:47 AM »
das gay goots

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I've never played mass effect
Go and play it.
what's so good about it?
Stuff.

Spoiler
I said "It" because you should only play the first game.
Lemon is right, each sequel drops in quality.

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I've never played mass effect
Go and play it.

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The Flood / Re: Do you think Hitler 420 blazed it
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:26:20 AM »
Maybe he did, there was a lot of smoke produced when he went to camp.

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The Flood / Re: I just saw my Sep7 wiki page
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:25:39 AM »
The only mention of me on that Wiki is bullshit.

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