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Messages - Mat Cauthon

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The Flood / Re: Buy a Christmas gift for the user's avatar above you
« on: December 17, 2015, 08:54:45 AM »
A club.

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The Flood / Re: I used to let spoilers bother me
« on: December 16, 2015, 07:40:28 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Why was I even banned
« on: December 16, 2015, 07:19:56 PM »
You were banned?

#septagon

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The Flood / Re: How do you think a woman would react...
« on: December 16, 2015, 07:13:39 PM »
Wait, that's how to roast chicken, not pork.


EDIT: Liked Psy's mod edit above.

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The Flood / Re: How do you think a woman would react...
« on: December 16, 2015, 07:12:29 PM »
I'm sexually atttracted to full figured girls and that's wrong how?
Rule number 1
I only want to date bigger girls and have sex with them, eventually marry one. Skinny ones just don't do it for me.

This is exactly what the blonde I'm so obsessed with looked like. You don't find girls that are big and tall like that often, she was a masterpiece.
REPORTED
You guys wouldn't even know what to do with a woman like that.
Well first you drizzle with olive oil and rub thtat in and then season it well with the salt and pepper.
Then put it in a preheated oven.

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The Flood / Re: What do you get when you run behind a car?
« on: December 16, 2015, 06:33:19 PM »
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream?

Spoiler
He was hit by a bus.

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Gaming / Re: Fucking fantastic
« on: December 16, 2015, 05:54:50 PM »
Oh no, whatever will I do, I could not possibly play a game... Offline for a change!
It might be that way eventually >.>
Which is quite sad and stupid.
But it's not the case yet.

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Gaming / Re: Fucking fantastic
« on: December 16, 2015, 05:48:41 PM »
Oh no, whatever will I do, I could not possibly play a game... Offline for a change!

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Septagon / Re: So Is There A Way To Preview Profile Changes?
« on: December 16, 2015, 05:47:16 PM »
tabs exist

And lolmobile if that's the case.

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The Flood / Re: Do you have facial hair?
« on: December 16, 2015, 05:37:51 PM »
I don't, because I shave.

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The Flood / Re: Do you have a widows peak
« on: December 16, 2015, 05:36:51 PM »
No

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The Flood / Re: Bri'ish mumbo jumbo fred
« on: December 16, 2015, 03:19:08 PM »
I RELATE TO THIS JOKE BECAUSE BRITISH PEOPLE TALK FUNNY COMPARED TO THE WAY PEOPLE IN MY COUNTRY SPEAK

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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The Flood / Re: How often do you report stuff?
« on: December 16, 2015, 02:47:44 PM »
I use to report stuff all the time, I'm not very active now, so never.

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The Flood / Re: And the award for quickest blacklist of all time goes to...
« on: December 16, 2015, 02:08:07 PM »
I believe he posted spoilers for the Star Wars film.
And it was an alt.

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The Flood / Re: Who is the creepiest user on this site?
« on: December 16, 2015, 01:23:40 PM »
Elegiac hits on anything he thinks has a vagina, like Luci, Tru, almost me, Azure, probably Ender too.
And obviously, Kits.

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Septagon / Re: That.Motherfucking.Ad.Is.Still.There
« on: December 16, 2015, 07:46:51 AM »
And.Making.A.New.Thread.Won't.Make.It.Disappear.Faster

Offtopic but...
Why is your avatar a different version of Furry DAS?
It is?

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The Flood / Re: There's a Spider on my bed.
« on: December 16, 2015, 07:46:12 AM »
I'd go sleep in another room...

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The Flood / Re: Which looks better?
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:01:50 AM »
Bottom fills out the space and makes everything look complete when paired with the nameplate.
Top is a bit more stylish but the white is rather glaring.

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The Flood / Re: 9 users, 90 guests
« on: December 15, 2015, 08:10:23 AM »
How many times does it need to be said that almost all the guests are bots?

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The Flood / Re: Where are your ancestors from?
« on: December 15, 2015, 08:06:21 AM »
Until you go back far enough to the point where there wasn't anyone on the island, all my family comes from Ireland.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw a putrid stench is burned into your nostrils
« on: December 15, 2015, 07:26:09 AM »
Grin and bear it.

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Septagon / Re: We have a limit on P.M's we can receive?
« on: December 15, 2015, 07:13:53 AM »
Where are you seeing percentages?

I deleted a bunch of old P.M's so it's gone. But it was a red bar, I think right above where the drop-downs are. Said 135.5% and a little white line where 100% was.
Are you on mobile?
I can't see anything like that on my end.

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The Flood / Re: Think of any user on Sep7 before entering.
« on: December 15, 2015, 07:13:19 AM »
...

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Septagon / Re: Your Website has Ruined Me!
« on: December 15, 2015, 07:11:25 AM »
I see shitposting is allowed here now.

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Septagon / Re: That.Motherfucking.Ad.Is.Still.There
« on: December 15, 2015, 07:08:16 AM »
And.Making.A.New.Thread.Won't.Make.It.Disappear.Faster

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The Flood / Re: Foglets or Skinwalkers
« on: December 12, 2015, 07:18:25 PM »
Skinwalkers are worse imo. Foglets are just monsters, still scary but like... "The devil you know" sort of thing.

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The Flood / Re: What happened to my custom title?
« on: December 12, 2015, 08:03:17 AM »
Now they're all just boring, I mean MW2 and 4 were funny
It does seem that until they realised their main target audience and went full gung ho jarhead, they made the games with a bit of tongue in cheek.

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The Flood / Re: What happened to my custom title?
« on: December 12, 2015, 07:50:39 AM »
it wasn't me, this time
We all know it was you.
Just because Psy and LC tell me everything about the mods
Make me the secret police chief
Give me special privileges
and tell me everything about all of you

Doesn't mean it was me.
yes it does
Soap, we've been spotted
What the fuck kind of a name is Soap McTavish, honestly? Like really? That's what they fucking came up with?
McTavish... Soap McTavish.
They did want to call him "M.C Protaganist" but they felt that "M.C" was too close to "Master Chief".

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Septagon / Re: We have a limit on P.M's we can receive?
« on: December 12, 2015, 07:45:30 AM »
Where are you seeing percentages?

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