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Messages - Mat Cauthon

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The Flood / Re: Remember kids, don't take unexpected jihad too far...
« on: July 07, 2015, 07:08:34 AM »
That's funny, but they really should have thought about the consequences.

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The Flood / Re: If you could have a mod from b.net become a mod here
« on: July 07, 2015, 05:31:38 AM »
None are suited for the position.

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Gaming / Re: Halo vs Mass Effect (Goddamnit)
« on: July 07, 2015, 05:18:21 AM »
The Mass Effect universes shielding doesn't work against plasma/bullets.
On top of that, unless a biotic is insanely strong, none of them will be able to throw Spartans/Elites/Brutes/Hunters.
Haloverse's ships are also bigger by literal miles, so while their guns would shred ME's ships, ME wouldn't be able to do a whole lot to them back unless they fought in superior numbers every single time.

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The Flood / Re: What should I get my neighbors' dog?
« on: July 06, 2015, 09:14:41 PM »
What sort of dog is it?
And is it active much?
A beagle mixed with something I don't know. But generally the size of a beagle. And she's moderately active. Chases a few things here and there.
Maybe try a squeaky toy?
There's a good brand "Kong" that do really sturdy toys that stand up to punishment.

A playful dg should get a lot of fun from one of those.

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The Flood / Re: What should I get my neighbors' dog?
« on: July 06, 2015, 09:02:58 PM »
What sort of dog is it?
And is it active much?

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The Flood / Re: Mr P Appreciation Thread
« on: July 06, 2015, 08:35:08 PM »
Vehicular Manslaughter!!!

The award from Halo, I mean.
I'm partial to Splatter Spree! myself.

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The Flood / Re: Mr P Appreciation Thread
« on: July 06, 2015, 08:32:17 PM »
Tru no!
Dicks don't work that way!

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The Flood / Re: Mr P Appreciation Thread
« on: July 06, 2015, 08:26:45 PM »
Das, that's a thing of beauty.

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The Flood / Re: Mr P Appreciation Thread
« on: July 06, 2015, 08:15:37 PM »
My fucking sides.
To get this level of entertainment I'd usually have to pay...

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The Flood / Re: AND OUT OF NOWHERE
« on: July 06, 2015, 07:40:41 PM »
This isn't the meme I was looking for.

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The Flood / Re: Mr P Appreciation Thread
« on: July 06, 2015, 07:39:18 PM »
The amount of shit he puts up with, he deserves an award.
Recently, with a certain user making threads just to talk to him pointlessy and start drama.

Who the fuck starts drama over Psy?

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The Flood / Re: Is Draining A Blister Bad?
« on: July 06, 2015, 07:32:13 PM »
They heal faster with it.

The liquid also stops anything getting it.
tru stop spreading misinformation
The liquid is a serum...
I literally had foot blisters three days ago.

Draining them solved everything.
It depends on the blister, popping them is really the best way, to make sure it's not puss in there.
Popping it and it healing vs not popping it and possibly making it worse.

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The Flood / Re: The incident in question
« on: July 06, 2015, 07:30:39 PM »
Get over yourself and stop attention whoring, no one gives a fuck about what you have to say to Psy, use PMs, or is that feature too complicated for you to get your head around?

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The Flood / Re: Is Draining A Blister Bad?
« on: July 06, 2015, 07:28:40 PM »
They heal faster with it.

The liquid also stops anything getting it.
tru stop spreading misinformation
The liquid is a serum...
GLOBAL SATURATION

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The Flood / Re: Is Draining A Blister Bad?
« on: July 06, 2015, 07:24:04 PM »
Its just the stuff that heals said blister, if you leave it, it'll heal.
They can heal without the fluids as well. The problem is that I have issues walking with said liquid.
drink it
Jesus christ

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The Flood / Re: is this a good time to post memes?
« on: July 06, 2015, 07:22:26 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Tru I'm calling you out.
« on: July 06, 2015, 07:15:27 PM »
Sol, I'm in an intimate relationship with Luci.


I'm sorry you had to find out this was a thing.

we already have a kid
are you going to eat it?
Implying he hasn't.
Then he'd of said they had a kid.

Verb tense is important, Bryne.
Oh, I thought you were talking about Luci.
Nevermind then.
I wish I never found out what that truly meant.
I don't want a kid yet.
Too bad, he's already had your child.

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The Flood / Re: Tru I'm calling you out.
« on: July 06, 2015, 07:14:47 PM »
Sol, I'm in an intimate relationship with Luci.


I'm sorry you had to find out this was a thing.

we already have a kid
are you going to eat it?
Implying he hasn't.
Then he'd of said they had a kid.

Verb tense is important, Bryne.
Oh, I thought you were talking about Luci.
Nevermind then.
I wish I never found out what that truly meant.
rip innocence

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The Flood / Re: Tru I'm calling you out.
« on: July 06, 2015, 07:13:13 PM »
Sol, I'm in an intimate relationship with Luci.


I'm sorry you had to find out this was a thing.

we already have a kid
are you going to eat it?
Implying he hasn't.
Then he'd of said they had a kid.

Verb tense is important, Bryne.
Oh, I thought you were talking about Luci.
Nevermind then.

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The Flood / Re: Tru I'm calling you out.
« on: July 06, 2015, 07:11:47 PM »
Sol, I'm in an intimate relationship with Luci.


I'm sorry you had to find out this was a thing.

we already have a kid
are you going to eat it?
Implying he hasn't.

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The Flood / Re: Just bought a sandwich.
« on: July 06, 2015, 07:10:28 PM »
I almost got hit by a car once because the guy didn't indicate as he turned.

So I shouted at him and called him a twat.
Same, except I called the guy a cunt.

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The Flood / Re: Tru I'm calling you out.
« on: July 06, 2015, 07:10:02 PM »
Sol, I'm in an intimate relationship with Luci.


I'm sorry you had to find out this was

we already have a kid
A 14 year old already?
Wow, you guys move fast.

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The Flood / Re: Just bought a sandwich.
« on: July 06, 2015, 07:08:30 PM »
I predict a lock.

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The Flood / Re: is this a good time to post memes?
« on: July 06, 2015, 07:08:03 PM »
Good a time as any.

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The Flood / Re: Tru I'm calling you out.
« on: July 06, 2015, 06:47:59 PM »
YOU BLOODY WANKA'

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The Flood / Re: I have a fear of flavored condoms
« on: July 06, 2015, 06:46:26 PM »
Cum flavour condoms.

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The Flood / Re: Completely relevant.
« on: July 06, 2015, 06:44:00 PM »
He didn't even look back.

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon is facing civil war
« on: July 06, 2015, 06:41:30 PM »
Ok
YOU STARTED THIS WAR AND PLUNGED SKYRIM INTO CHAOS
With no survivors.

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon is facing civil war
« on: July 06, 2015, 06:38:16 PM »
Ok

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The Flood / Re: I really shouldn't.
« on: July 06, 2015, 06:29:56 PM »
Memes

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