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17911
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:48:07 AM »
PEOPLE: There were ships of shapes and sizes
Scattered out along the bay
And I thought I heard her calling
As the steamer pulled away
The Invaders must have seen them
As across the coast they filed
Standing firm between them
There lay Thunder Child
Moving swiftly through the waters
Cannons blazing as she came
Brought a mighty metal War-Lord
Crashing down in sheets of flame
Sensing victory was nearing
Thinking fortune must have smiled
People started cheering
'Come on Thunder Child'
'Come on Thunder Child'
JOURNALIST: The Martians released their Black Smoke, but the ship sped on, cutting
down one of the tripod figures. Instantly, the others raised their Heat Rays and melted
the Thunder Child's valiant heart.
PEOPLE: Lashing ropes and smashing timbers
Flashing Heat Rays pierced the deck
Dashing hopes for our deliverance
As we watched the sinking wreck
With the smoke of battle clearing
Over graves in waves defiled
Slowly disappearing
Farewell Thunder Child!
Slowly disappearing
Farewell Thunder Child!
Farewell Thunder Child!
JOURNALIST: When the smoke cleared, the little steamer had reached the
misty horizon, and Carrie was safe. But the Thunder Child had vanished forever,
taking with her man's last hope of victory. The leaden sky was lit by green flashes,
cylinder following cylinder, and no one and nothing was left now to fight them. The
Earth belonged to the Martians.
MARTIANS: OHH LAAA!
17912
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:46:31 AM »
hey guys I want to into convo
Hey Challenger.
Into convo.
17913
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:46:12 AM »
lel
U laughin at best pony m8?
.......
*nopes the fuuuuuuck to sleep*
oh god
u wut?
17914
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:44:25 AM »
17915
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:44:13 AM »
17916
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:42:30 AM »
>This thread
The 90's vibe is too stronk.
much
17917
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:41:15 AM »
lel
U laughin at best pony m8?
I'm laughing at all your ponies.
17918
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:40:50 AM »
Oh god. Deviantart updated their site.
I... I'm not even going to attempt to find my way around this shit.
Who the frack designed this? The guys in charge of the Youtube layouts?
*Leaves*
How different is it? I don't have an account and it doesn't look all that different from before to me.
It's like B.Old to .Next all over again.
Minus a colour change.
Sounds awful. :/
I can't even make sense from it.
And stuff like this is on the front page now. Wut in the world?
That's nothing, a lot of the time fully naked woman, fat fetishists or "motivational posters" get thrown up there.
Well shit. That's not the deviantart I remember from like 5 years ago.
You still find amazing stuff, but shitty fandoms and weirdos keep getting stupid stuff that shouldn't be anywhere near the front page, bumped up onto it.
17919
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:38:17 AM »
lel
17920
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:37:26 AM »
17921
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:35:32 AM »
I'm not even going to mention the pony "art".
17922
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:30:12 AM »
Parody yourself.
17923
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:29:37 AM »
Oh god. Deviantart updated their site.
I... I'm not even going to attempt to find my way around this shit.
Who the frack designed this? The guys in charge of the Youtube layouts?
*Leaves*
How different is it? I don't have an account and it doesn't look all that different from before to me.
It's like B.Old to .Next all over again.
Minus a colour change.
Sounds awful. :/
I can't even make sense from it.
And stuff like this is on the front page now. Wut in the world?
That's nothing, a lot of the time fully naked woman, fat fetishists or "motivational posters" get thrown up there.
17924
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:27:54 AM »
17925
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:25:30 AM »
Oh god. Deviantart updated their site.
I... I'm not even going to attempt to find my way around this shit.
Who the frack designed this? The guys in charge of the Youtube layouts?
*Leaves*
How different is it? I don't have an account and it doesn't look all that different from before to me.
It's like B.Old to .Next all over again.
Minus a colour change.
Sounds awful. :/
I can't even make sense from it.
17926
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:25:15 AM »
Enjoy your light warning.
Joke's on you, that just so happens to be my favorite kind of warning.
Masochist.
17927
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:24:12 AM »
Oh god. Deviantart updated their site.
I... I'm not even going to attempt to find my way around this shit.
Who the frack designed this? The guys in charge of the Youtube layouts?
*Leaves*
How different is it? I don't have an account and it doesn't look all that different from before to me.
It's like B.Old to .Next all over again. Minus a colour change.
17928
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:22:26 AM »
...
What the frack is this thread?
People bumping their post counts.
I'm just here for the lulz and the shitposting
Haha, good one. Yeah, we're all here for lulz and shitposting, not bumping our post count. 
Classic Nuka.
I have my nameplate already so frankly it makes little difference to me >>
Stop making people jealous, dammit.
I got there without shitposting too >>
Not a single shitpost?
He doesn't have Ebola, so of course he's shitposted a bit.
Ebola-chan still around?
Yes, I know who it is too.
But can't tell, calling out and all that.
Plus I promised the person that told me.
(Not the person who is Ebola-Chan however, I'd break that promise instantly.)
#Sep7aSecrets
*ruins the secret*
Tru's sacrifice did not seem very... consensual.
>implying that matters
Not as if anyone will miss a weeaboo.
:0
You... You... Cunt!
Reported for word filter evasion, enjoy your 3 minute mute.
Reported for bothering mods. Enjoy your light warning.
17929
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:13:28 AM »
Oh god. Deviantart updated their site.
I... I'm not even going to attempt to find my way around this shit.
*Leaves*
they did?
....
oh jesus what the frack it's all stupid and social mediaish
Do media sites not like people using them or something?
17930
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:07:46 AM »
Oh god. Deviantart updated their site.
I... I'm not even going to attempt to find my way around this shit.
Who the fuck designed this? The guys in charge of the Youtube layouts?
*Leaves*
17931
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:04:28 AM »
If it comes here I'm locking myself in my house.
17932
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:02:17 AM »
17933
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:01:28 AM »
17934
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:00:11 AM »
17935
« on: October 16, 2014, 04:58:10 AM »
wait that wasn't the secret
>.>
17936
« on: October 16, 2014, 04:55:18 AM »
...
What the frack is this thread?
People bumping their post counts.
I'm just here for the lulz and the shitposting
Haha, good one. Yeah, we're all here for lulz and shitposting, not bumping our post count.
Classic Nuka.
I have my nameplate already so frankly it makes little difference to me >>
Stop making people jealous, dammit.
I got there without shitposting too >>
Not a single shitpost?
He doesn't have Ebola, so of course he's shitposted a bit.
Ebola-chan still around?
Yes, I know who it is too.
But can't tell, calling out and all that.
Plus I promised the person that told me.
(Not the person who is Ebola-Chan however, I'd break that promise instantly.)
#Sep7aSecrets
swag Spoiler Take that as you will.
17937
« on: October 16, 2014, 04:54:02 AM »
17938
« on: October 16, 2014, 04:49:56 AM »
I thought the furry aids finally got to you.
It was Yiffbola.
fracking furries man. You read that story about the little kid getting yiffbola from touching some guy's fursuit in public?
I did. Scary stuff. *shivers*
17939
« on: October 16, 2014, 04:48:48 AM »
...
What the frack is this thread?
People bumping their post counts.
I'm just here for the lulz and the shitposting
Haha, good one. Yeah, we're all here for lulz and shitposting, not bumping our post count.
Classic Nuka.
I have my nameplate already so frankly it makes little difference to me >>
Stop making people jealous, dammit.
I got there without shitposting too >>
Not a single shitpost?
He doesn't have Ebola, so of course he's shitposted a bit.
Ebola-chan still around?
Yes, I know who it is too. But can't tell, calling out and all that. Plus I promised the person that told me. (Not the person who is Ebola-Chan however, I'd break that promise instantly.)
17940
« on: October 16, 2014, 04:47:15 AM »
Say it to my face boi!
"To your face."
You never said 'it' 
You win.
This time.
I like you.
*Bows*
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