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The Flood / Re: The final battle draws near.
« on: November 01, 2014, 10:09:43 PM »

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The Flood / Re: The final battle draws near.
« on: November 01, 2014, 10:03:36 PM »
I knew there was a reason we took down you fucking empire from within.
You can't even deal with milk properly.

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The Flood / Re: The final battle draws near.
« on: November 01, 2014, 10:00:39 PM »
M ILK
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K LIM

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The Flood / Re: The final battle draws near.
« on: November 01, 2014, 09:53:49 PM »

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The Flood / Re: The final battle draws near.
« on: November 01, 2014, 09:53:00 PM »
Why do people make milk complicated?

Fuck everything.   ;_;

What part of SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS do you not understand? <.<
What part of me trying to find out which milk I'd drink in Bongland did you not see?

Green Milk.
Are you just picking colours at random now?

Green. Milk. Or. Die.
Oh just read my post from the last page and tell me.

This is confusing, stupid fucking colour bollocks, just drink the fucking stuff
Ye, drink green milk.
GREEN FOR IRELAND. GEDDIT?

HAHA MILK

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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The Flood / Re: The final battle draws near.
« on: November 01, 2014, 09:49:05 PM »
Why do people make milk complicated?

Fuck everything.   ;_;

What part of SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS do you not understand? <.<
What part of me trying to find out which milk I'd drink in Bongland did you not see?

Green Milk.
Are you just picking colours at random now?

Green. Milk. Or. Die.
Oh just read my post from the last page and tell me.

This is confusing, stupid fucking colour bollocks, just drink the fucking stuff

16327
The Flood / Re: The final battle draws near.
« on: November 01, 2014, 09:47:21 PM »
Why do people make milk complicated?

Fuck everything.   ;_;

What part of SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS do you not understand? <.<
What part of me trying to find out which milk I'd drink in Bongland did you not see?

Green Milk.
Are you just picking colours at random now?

16328
The Flood / Re: The final battle draws near.
« on: November 01, 2014, 09:45:05 PM »
Why do people make milk complicated?

Fuck everything.   ;_;

What part of SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS do you not understand? <.<
What part of me trying to find out which milk I'd drink in Bongland did you not see?

16329
The Flood / Re: The final battle draws near.
« on: November 01, 2014, 09:43:40 PM »
Why do people make milk complicated?

Fuck everything.   ;_;

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The Flood / Re: The final battle draws near.
« on: November 01, 2014, 09:40:23 PM »
skimmed=less fat
whole=most fat
?
JUST DRINK THE FUCKING MILK YOU FUCK.
DON'T BOTHER WITH SKIMMED OR LOW FAT.

JUST FUCKING NORMAL BLOODY MILK!

So green milk then?
Whichever is unaltered milk.
Not for people wanting to lose weight.
Not for special snowflakes.

Just. Fucking. Milk.

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The Flood / Re: The final battle draws near.
« on: November 01, 2014, 09:38:35 PM »
skimmed=less fat
whole=most fat
?
JUST DRINK THE FUCKING MILK YOU FUCK.
DON'T BOTHER WITH SKIMMED OR LOW FAT.

JUST FUCKING NORMAL BLOODY MILK!

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The Flood / Re: The final battle draws near.
« on: November 01, 2014, 09:35:41 PM »

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The Flood / Re: The final battle draws near.
« on: November 01, 2014, 09:34:15 PM »
Just drink the normal fucking milk.

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The Flood / Re: The final battle draws near.
« on: November 01, 2014, 09:27:47 PM »
Disgraceful thread.

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The Flood / Re: The final battle draws near.
« on: November 01, 2014, 09:15:40 PM »
STUPID FUCKING BONGS
JUST DRINK MILK LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE

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The Flood / Re: In 30 minutes, The Finale Begins
« on: November 01, 2014, 09:10:16 PM »
....Very disappointed with this episode.

Spoiler
And Missy is the Master.  Not even subtly hinted at, just dropped like a fucking atom bomb.  No build up outside of "I have two hearts lol~".

Just.  Fuck this episode.

Soooooo

The master, previously played by an cool guy and an also cool guy, was played by an grill with what sounds like all the subtlety of a brick shed.

Great.

Moffat a shit.
And if the Master returns as a female, the Doctor can potentially be female too.

I see where this will lead to once Capaldi is done.
Not that I have a problem with that. But it just doesn't feel right calling the Doctor "her".

Yup.

*sigh*

I'd have liked to see a black doctor instead, but ah well. Without RTD at the helm it's not really been worth watching :l
Idris Elba as the Doctor.
That would be great.

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The Flood / Re: How do you like your coffee?
« on: November 01, 2014, 09:06:47 PM »
Made with hot water, a teabag and green milk.

.-.
punk ass bitch

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The Flood / Re: In 30 minutes, The Finale Begins
« on: November 01, 2014, 09:06:13 PM »
....Very disappointed with this episode.

Spoiler
And Missy is the Master.  Not even subtly hinted at, just dropped like a fucking atom bomb.  No build up outside of "I have two hearts lol~".

Just.  Fuck this episode.

Soooooo

The master, previously played by an cool guy and an also cool guy, was played by an grill with what sounds like all the subtlety of a brick shed.

Great.

Moffat a shit.
And if the Master returns as a female, the Doctor can potentially be female too.

I see where this will lead to once Capaldi is done.
Not that I have a problem with that. But it just doesn't feel right calling the Doctor "her".

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The Flood / Re: How do you like your coffee?
« on: November 01, 2014, 08:58:11 PM »
i like my coffee how i like my women





black.
I was expecting a twist along the lines of "I don't".

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The Flood / Re: >he downvotes Black Flag
« on: November 01, 2014, 08:21:06 PM »
YOU'RE ALL GAY.

I'M THE PRETTIEST PRINCESS!

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The Flood / Re: Just got back from my friend's wedding.
« on: November 01, 2014, 08:11:03 PM »
Welcome to the Penguin Party.
Ask Cheat to let you in if you don't have access already.

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The Flood / Re: >he listens to video game OSTs unironically
« on: November 01, 2014, 08:10:15 PM »
Good for you OP.

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The Flood / Re: In 30 minutes, The Finale Begins
« on: November 01, 2014, 08:06:20 PM »
The Bong in this thread is over 9000

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The Flood / Re: You obviously have problems.
« on: November 01, 2014, 08:05:50 PM »
*Gibberish*

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The Flood / Re: Beer doesn't control me!
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:56:27 PM »
Alright.

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The Flood / Re: Gasai
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:51:49 PM »
>implying I work once a week
Yeah. You work at McDonald's 1 day a week, and you work on a corner in the Red Light District for the other 4 days.
Your mother
Reported for harassment
Reporting is my trigger.

Reported for triggering me.
You being triggered is my trigger.
Aw shit nigger.

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The Flood / Re: Get in
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:50:29 PM »
I usually don't talk to Tru. :L

Because he's never in PDJ

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The Flood / Re: Hi
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:45:28 PM »
i really want to play DS2...

I swear to the fuck if you play DS2 I will invade your world and anally bruise you. My character? He's got a fucking maxed out sun sword. God damn motherfucking Solaire of Astora used it. He's wearing HEIDE KNIGHT ARMOR, from those badass knights lost in their own thoughts. You don't stand a chance, kid. You're already dead.
buh muh katana and throne watcher set

Oh, you're a dex fag too? This'll be fun. Good luck penetrating me.

My sword will stunlock the shit out of you. When the rape session has finished, I will then dance on your used up corpse with my Channeler's trident.
jokes on you
i played offline

If you ever, and I mean, ever, get online. I'll be there. Waiting.

You can't D/C, either, because you'll be banished from online play. I learned that the hard way. I had to wait for 12 god damn hours in Things Betwixt to get back in at it. Don't make the mistake I did.
bully

Bully? Hah. Dark Souls ain't a hug box, boy.

I was a weakling scrub once, and I got ganked the shit out of back in those damn woods. Those gankers, they passed me between them like a milk maiden. Wasn't fun. You need to man up to play this game, kid.
but all i wanted to do was to be ultra fab in my TW set
i dun wan be horribly murdered

Wait... Fashion Souls?

You're my friend then. I'm super fabulous with my Dragon Sage Hood and Faraam armor. I kill in style. Will post pics later.
id post too if i could...

Why not? Crocodile ate your xbox?
His computer.

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The Flood / Re: Gasai
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:43:53 PM »
>implying I work once a week
Yeah. You work at McDonald's 1 day a week, and you work on a corner in the Red Light District for the other 4 days.
Your mother
Reported for harassment
Reporting is my trigger.

Reported for triggering me.

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The Flood / Re: Get in
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:43:23 PM »
No
Why?
I can't I never can ...
Why?
phone
Can you answer the question please?
Dosent work on the phone.
Can you please read next time
*sigh*
Saying "phone" doesn't explain it very well.
1."Hey bro you wanna come to the game tonight with us?"
2. "Girl"
1. "What?"
2. "Bro I gotta hang out with my girlfriend."
See?

NaniSore
Actually. Don't come to plug.
You're a real downer.
You have no idea.
I really don't. Tru only replies with derogatory responses it seems.
And I Skype him.

Spoiler
It's like playing hard to get with an aggresive, paranoid asylum inmate.
Skype call or text?
Does it matter?

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