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The Flood / Re: ぴし げと いん へれ
« on: November 15, 2014, 06:25:57 PM »
WEEABOO NERDS GO TO HELL

HIROSHIMA BOMB BEST DAY OF LIFE

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The Flood / Re: This emoticon is the embodiment of being a bitch
« on: November 15, 2014, 06:24:50 PM »
Doesn't look like a bottom bitch to me.



.. maybe it does..
Would you be my bottom bitch?
I would be a bottom bitch.
Would you be my bottom bitch?
I read what you wrote.
Will you answer my question?
I would be a bottom bitch.
You would be a bottom bitch.
That's great.
Would you be my bottom bitch?
Yes or no?
Depends on what you look like.
Oh, I get it.
You just don't like me because I'm black.

You must be this white to ride Casper.
"You must be a Twilight Fangirl to ride Casper"
Excuse me.
Hey, I'm really fucking white, I've been asked to stand beside people to make them look tanned.

You can't get that white without dye or there being something wrong with you.
....
I'm that white..


How do you think I got the name Casper?
I just thought you were a really friendly ghost...
Hunny, I got the name 5 years ago cuz I was as white as the gym uniform.
And still no one has checked your pulse.

What a world we live in;
Didn't I tell you I almost passed out after blood work yesterday?  I couldn't see, hear, or think.
The Ghostbusters are on to you.
Trying to figure out your weakness.

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The Flood / Re: Some men just want a tangerine
« on: November 15, 2014, 06:21:25 PM »
Hahaha

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The Flood / Re: This emoticon is the embodiment of being a bitch
« on: November 15, 2014, 06:20:34 PM »
Doesn't look like a bottom bitch to me.



.. maybe it does..
Would you be my bottom bitch?
I would be a bottom bitch.
Would you be my bottom bitch?
I read what you wrote.
Will you answer my question?
I would be a bottom bitch.
You would be a bottom bitch.
That's great.
Would you be my bottom bitch?
Yes or no?
Depends on what you look like.
Oh, I get it.
You just don't like me because I'm black.

You must be this white to ride Casper.
"You must be a Twilight Fangirl to ride Casper"
Excuse me.
Hey, I'm really fucking white, I've been asked to stand beside people to make them look tanned.

You can't get that white without dye or there being something wrong with you.
....
I'm that white..


How do you think I got the name Casper?
I just thought you were a really friendly ghost...
Hunny, I got the name 5 years ago cuz I was as white as the gym uniform.
And still no one has checked your pulse.

What a world we live in;

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The Flood / Re: :(
« on: November 15, 2014, 06:19:03 PM »
I just don't see a point in anything. We're all going to die anyway so why all this filler in between we may as well just cut to the chase.
I get that feeling a lot.
Actually, the only reason I never acted on it was because I'm a lazy fuck and I don't like pain.

And what do you know, after not doing it I still found things to laugh about and have fun with.

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The Flood / Re: This emoticon is the embodiment of being a bitch
« on: November 15, 2014, 06:17:23 PM »
Doesn't look like a bottom bitch to me.



.. maybe it does..
Would you be my bottom bitch?
I would be a bottom bitch.
Would you be my bottom bitch?
I read what you wrote.
Will you answer my question?
I would be a bottom bitch.
You would be a bottom bitch.
That's great.
Would you be my bottom bitch?
Yes or no?
Depends on what you look like.
Oh, I get it.
You just don't like me because I'm black.

You must be this white to ride Casper.
"You must be a Twilight Fangirl to ride Casper"
Excuse me.
Hey, I'm really fucking white, I've been asked to stand beside people to make them look tanned.

You can't get that white without dye or there being something wrong with you.
....
I'm that white..


How do you think I got the name Casper?
I just thought you were a really friendly ghost...

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The Flood / Re: IcyWind asked me for gay buttsecks
« on: November 15, 2014, 06:15:57 PM »
Bend over and spread 'em.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Wilford Brimley epic maymays :^)
« on: November 15, 2014, 06:15:09 PM »
These are supposed to be funny?

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The Flood / Re: :(
« on: November 15, 2014, 06:14:53 PM »

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The Flood / Re: This emoticon is the embodiment of being a bitch
« on: November 15, 2014, 06:12:38 PM »
Doesn't look like a bottom bitch to me.



.. maybe it does..
Would you be my bottom bitch?
I would be a bottom bitch.
Would you be my bottom bitch?
I read what you wrote.
Will you answer my question?
I would be a bottom bitch.
You would be a bottom bitch.
That's great.
Would you be my bottom bitch?
Yes or no?
Depends on what you look like.
Oh, I get it.
You just don't like me because I'm black.

You must be this white to ride Casper.
"You must be a Twilight Fangirl to ride Casper"
Excuse me.
Hey, I'm really fucking white, I've been asked to stand beside people to make them look tanned.

You can't get that white without dye or there being something wrong with you.

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The Flood / Re: This emoticon is the embodiment of being a bitch
« on: November 15, 2014, 06:08:53 PM »
Doesn't look like a bottom bitch to me.



.. maybe it does..
Would you be my bottom bitch?
I would be a bottom bitch.
Would you be my bottom bitch?
I read what you wrote.
Will you answer my question?
I would be a bottom bitch.
You would be a bottom bitch.
That's great.
Would you be my bottom bitch?
Yes or no?
Depends on what you look like.
Oh, I get it.
You just don't like me because I'm black.

You must be this white to ride Casper.
"You must be a Twilight Fangirl to ride Casper"

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The Flood / Re: This emoticon is the embodiment of being a bitch
« on: November 15, 2014, 05:51:46 PM »
u all bicthes

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The Flood / Re: Images
« on: November 15, 2014, 05:49:38 PM »
ISIS and their Waifu's are coming to take of Bongland.

There should be enough waifus to take over McSwiggan In Ireland.

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The Flood / Re: Images
« on: November 15, 2014, 05:43:37 PM »
ISIS and their Waifu's are coming to take of Bongland.

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The Flood / Re: Holy shit I just realized
« on: November 15, 2014, 05:38:41 PM »
*slow claps*
You're right, they are.

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The Flood / Re: Remember, there’s no such thing as sexism against men.
« on: November 15, 2014, 05:38:06 PM »
It's my privilege.

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The Flood / Re: Do You Ever.....
« on: November 15, 2014, 05:14:31 PM »
Oh boy do I!

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The Flood / Re: I'm scared right now
« on: November 15, 2014, 05:13:25 PM »
Quickly, download more RAM and offer it to him as a gift!

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The Flood / Re: This emoticon is the embodiment of being a bitch
« on: November 15, 2014, 05:12:41 PM »
heh bitches

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Gaming / Re: The best image I've seen from gamergate in a while
« on: November 15, 2014, 05:06:32 PM »
I think we need another Holocaust to get rid of these people.

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The Flood / Re: :(
« on: November 15, 2014, 05:05:00 PM »
noes

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The Flood / Re: >the year is 2025
« on: November 15, 2014, 05:03:08 PM »
Terrible name.

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The Flood / Re: is marching band a sport
« on: November 15, 2014, 04:42:09 PM »
No

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The Flood / Re: where us Sentra?
« on: November 15, 2014, 04:38:14 PM »
Does it matter?

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Why are they faggots?

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The Flood / Re: What would you do if your mom called your ISP...
« on: November 15, 2014, 04:08:29 PM »
much anime watch

oh no

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The Flood / Re: CUTE LOLI GETS FISTED
« on: November 15, 2014, 03:21:16 PM »
The worst thing about being a moderator is having to brace yourself for threads like this one, just on the off chance that it's going to be haram ;_;
WEAKLING!

Spoiler
Is it bad I might do this when I see you're the only mod online sometime soon?

I would never 5giveu ._.

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The Flood / Re: Holy shit I just realized
« on: November 15, 2014, 03:19:55 PM »
S-E-umm what?

*looks at the last symbol in the nameplate*

Ohhhhh, it's bogus.
Sure, if you're a retard.
If there isn't another language posted on here, then I'm going to assume that there exists a language where those symbols exist, but I'm gonna decline looking them up.
Look at
S
E
P
T
A
G
O
and
N
on the chart OP gave us.
It matches the characters of the nameplate.
Stop being so fucking stupid.
You do realise who you're talking to, right?

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The Flood / Re: Holy shit I just realized
« on: November 15, 2014, 03:02:21 PM »
I can't be bothered figuring that out.

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The Flood / Re: How many Septagon alts have you made so far?
« on: November 15, 2014, 02:57:39 PM »
3 or 4.
Test accounts don't count.
>.>

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