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Messages - Mat Cauthon

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The Flood / Re: I CALL SHOTGUN!
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:58:09 AM »

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The Flood / Re: turned into a faggot today
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:56:37 AM »
"Today"

pffft

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The Flood / Re: Hey, Ryle.
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:54:59 AM »

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The Flood / Re: What's the difference between America and a Yoghurt?
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:54:19 AM »

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The Flood / Re: please accept me for who I am
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:46:38 AM »


Holy shit, that's three times in a week.

Keep it up flood.
And we're only on Trusday!

It's gonna be a gud week.

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The Flood / Re: Post your cuddle buddy for the winter
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:43:21 AM »
I have no buddy to cuddle...
You have me
But you have other choices..
And he's choosing you.

Don't be rude and act like a bitch about it.

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News / Re: Apply to be a Monitor
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:40:20 AM »
I nominate myself.
??
I thought you left?
I'm squeezing in time.
"Let me apply for a position that's being allocated because the user that had it can't come here.
While at the same time I can't come here much."

Winning the logic award here Korra.

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The Flood / Re: My feelings are hurt
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:35:35 AM »
Let's all an hero together and do a flip.

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The Flood / Re: Post your cuddle buddy for the winter
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:34:22 AM »
I'd say Oss, but he's probably not very warm...

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The Flood / Re: One of the nose pads on my glasses broke
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:31:45 AM »
Please accept more donations underappreciated megane-kun
We'll get you new megane in no time.
adjustglasses.gif

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The Flood / Re: please accept me for who I am
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:30:17 AM »

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The Flood / Re: One of the nose pads on my glasses broke
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:27:49 AM »
People still wear glasses?
Only classy folk like myself.

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The Flood / Re: One of the nose pads on my glasses broke
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:22:29 AM »
Amputation
Instructions not clear, dick stuck in disk tray.

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The Flood / Re: please accept me for who I am
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:21:47 AM »
What the fuck did I just read
Your mind just got Ryle'd.

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The Flood / Re: please accept me for who I am
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:20:45 AM »
I was going to.
Then I realised this is a shitpost.

GTFO furfag

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The Flood / One of the nose pads on my glasses broke
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:19:43 AM »
This is quite uncomfortable.
One of the lenses on my other pair has something wrong with it from where I was elbowed in the eye a few months back.
So I can't wear them.

I'm in college right now, I hope I can either glue it back on or possibly repair it at home.

/End blog

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Gaming / Re: You had one job Blur
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:16:21 AM »
FUCKING LOL

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The Flood / Re: What's the difference between America and a Yoghurt?
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:08:24 AM »
Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Spoiler
because his parents were in a jam


ITT post bad jokes to make fun of other countries.


GG

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The Flood / Re: What's the difference between America and a Yoghurt?
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:07:10 AM »
british spelling

what the hell is a yog hurt
It's something American's eat out of buckets.
Uncultured barbarians.

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The Flood / Re: What's the difference between America and a Yoghurt?
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:04:06 AM »
Have you tried Ethiopian food?

Spoiler
Neither have they.

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The Flood / Re: lemy the lizerd
« on: November 18, 2014, 07:59:57 AM »
*Amphibian

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The Flood / Re: What's the difference between America and a Yoghurt?
« on: November 18, 2014, 07:57:46 AM »
You know what was a joke?
The British empire.

Spoiler
I swear, I could come up with something horribly racist had you not asked.

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The Flood / Re: Mission Accomplished
« on: November 18, 2014, 07:25:54 AM »

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The Flood / Re: I'm fucking done with this faggot-ass forum.
« on: November 18, 2014, 06:51:35 AM »
The only reason why it's a "faggot-ass forum" is because you're here. Once you leave we will loose that title.
kek

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Gaming / Re: You, too, can buy a Plasma Rifle replica!
« on: November 18, 2014, 06:32:38 AM »
Something I just thought about; why do the normal and Brute versions of the plasma rifle have the same grip? Jiralhanae have different hands than Sangheili.
When the Brutes took over, they had access to all the Covenant weapon stores.
To make themselves feel different they just painted the weapons another colour.

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The Flood / Re: What are you losers doing with your life? Oh right...
« on: November 18, 2014, 06:28:32 AM »
Don't come back.
inb4 he sends you PM's on b.net projecting how much of a loser he is
inb4 he replies crying in denial
I hope he goes wild.
I don't go there anyway.

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Serious / Re: A question for non hetero people.
« on: November 18, 2014, 06:21:23 AM »
This fits the banner well.

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