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The Flood / Re: Anybody have any tips I should know about glasses?
« on: September 19, 2015, 06:01:33 PM »
Get a durable pair. Also, keep in mind how thick the side thingies are. The thicker they are, the more of a blind-spot they will give you.

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If you go to Texas, you should visit El Paso. We don't have much, but I think we're one of the friendlier big cities in Texas. Also, the Mexican food down here is amazing. We've also got a couple volcanos without mountains. They're just massive vocanic craters in the ground. They're pretty rare. It's too bad that they're dead. Keep in mind that they're out in the middle of the desert and pretty tricky too find. If you go there, make sure you go with someone you trust. If they do something to you, it'll be a while before anyone finds you out there.

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The Flood / Re: SQUIDWARD
« on: September 19, 2015, 05:51:42 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Hunger makes a man to do terrible things
« on: September 19, 2015, 05:48:59 PM »
I want to try that now.
Just make sure you don't put too much dijon mustard.

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A man who quite possibly has an incest fetish and an unusual fondness of heights kidnaps a young woman from her overprotective father in their cult-like town in hopes of delivering her to a shady organization so that he might get paid for his borderline human-trafficking.

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The Flood / Hunger makes a man to do terrible things
« on: September 19, 2015, 05:44:47 PM »
I was hungry. I had a grill cheese on the stove but I was impatient, and in my hunger-driven rage, I got the biggest tupperware bowl I could find. I then put in it an evil concoction of miscellanious foods that is composed of: canned corn, canned french-style green beans, canned green chile, re-fried beans, carrots, taco seasoning, dijon mustard, cheddar cheese, Jack cheese, cayenne pepper, and finally, salt. I don't know what I was thinking. By the time I was hald-way through, my grill cheese was ready, and in eating it, I became tame and my hunger-driven rampage has ceased. I no longer desired what I was creating. This event blinded my culinary skill. The lack of hunger prevented me from deciding on what I should add to my creation in order to make it delicious or in the very least, edible. I trudged through the birthing process of this abhorrent slime. Eventually my stamina failed me and in my weakness I gave up. I put it in the microwave to complete the culinary crime that I had just commited. Once it was warm, I took it out, tasted it and was dissapointed. In my shame I erased all evidence of this frankenchef wet dream, covered my creation on foil, and put it in the fridge in hopes that some member of my family may find it and actually commit the sin of liking and eating my failed cuisine abortion. I now sit here in shame. Console me, Flood.

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The Flood / Re: Man I wish (School Courses edition)
« on: September 19, 2015, 04:17:04 PM »
Historical martial arts. That would have been amazing
oh shit
HEMA would have been the best elective ever.
Every teenager should know how to use ancient bladed weapons. It's just a normal part of growing up.

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The Flood / Re: Man I wish (School Courses edition)
« on: September 18, 2015, 10:22:09 PM »
Historical martial arts. That would have been amazing

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The Flood / Re: >people exist that dislike the Iron Giant
« on: September 18, 2015, 10:18:12 PM »
The things I would do to Hogarth's mother....

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The Flood / Re: >goes to deviantart
« on: September 17, 2015, 08:24:39 PM »
There's some cool stuff on that website. You just have to look for it.
oh i know, i have an account n there and everything

i just made the mistake of setting the front page to "newly uploaded"
LOL

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The Flood / Re: Interesting shit about your town
« on: September 17, 2015, 06:43:54 PM »
Not much. What I do like about El Paso is the fact that it was created out of necessity rather than some other malicious motivation such like greed or the exploitation of others. When the Spanish were exploring the area for the first time, they needed a way to get through the mountains after they crossed the Rio Grande river. What they found was a pass to the north through the mountains, which eventually became the city of El Paso. This city is a very friendly city despite it being right next to the border with Juarez on the other side. We have a kind of small town mentality even though we a a reasonably large city.

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Gaming / Re: Dead Island was actually alright
« on: September 17, 2015, 06:36:35 PM »
I wouldn't mind getting freaky with a bikini zombie.

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The Flood / Re: attempting to snipe on ebay
« on: September 17, 2015, 06:35:20 PM »
I would have wished you luck, but the leprechaun I drugged and tied up to send to you turned out to be a midget. I am now banned from the four leaf mini-mart.

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The Flood / Re: >goes to deviantart
« on: September 17, 2015, 06:33:30 PM »
There's some cool stuff on that website. You just have to look for it.

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The Flood / Re: attempting to snipe on ebay
« on: September 17, 2015, 12:43:02 PM »
What is sniping?

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Gaming / Re: Destiny: The Taken King
« on: September 17, 2015, 12:13:53 PM »
It's a physical copy, right?

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The Flood / Re: Do you plan on getting married/having a big wedding?
« on: September 17, 2015, 12:13:15 PM »
Big weddings are a great way to start off a marriage with a pile of debt.

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The Flood / Re: I hate myself so much, it's kind of painful.
« on: September 17, 2015, 08:53:20 AM »
Get a hobby or learn a trade. Doing something productive with something I'm interested in always helps me feel better.

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Gaming / Re: Amnesia free for a day
« on: September 16, 2015, 04:20:23 PM »
It doesn't say free anywhere. Did I miss it?

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What have I said wrong?
Other than Azula
We were talking about attractive TLA characters

you said "other than Azula"

That's like saying "What's the most powerful country in North America, other than the US"
The answer to that question would be Canada. I don't see any problem with what I said. It seemed like a legitimate question.

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No

You asked what you said wrong

I underlined it
I am confuse. I don't know what you mean. Please explain.

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>not TLA

lol who cares
I do because she's hot.
tla set the bar for hot cartoons

lok can't touch it if it stood on a step ladder
Other than Azula, who is in A:TLA that worthy of note when it comes to attractiveness?
what is this madness
What have I said wrong?
I made it nice and easy and underlined it for you and everything man
So.....Azula isn't worthy of not when it comes to attractiveness?

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Gaming / Re: How has no one figured out the Halo 4 Composer easter egg?
« on: September 16, 2015, 04:38:03 AM »
boomp

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boomp?

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The Flood / Re: Is there a kind of GPS dog collar with a lock on it?
« on: September 14, 2015, 05:24:33 PM »
Just get him microchipped?
He is chipped, but it only says who his owner is and doesn't trap him. We're not worried about him getting picked up by animal control. We're worried about someone stealing him. He's an awesome dog.
Umm, a microchip is a tracker.

Microchips use RFID and have a very short range. GPS devices are not implanted under the skin; they're worn on a collar.

As far as a collar with a lock, I'm not really sure what OP means. Here's a collar that has a GPS on it:

http://www.whistle.com/tagg-gps-pet-tracker/

But if anyone tried hard enough, any collar barring a metal chain can be cut or removed fairly easily.
I mean a kind of lock that you can only open with a key. I'd be satisfied with one of those alone, so then I could just buy a GPS attachment and use that. Do you know of anything like what I mentioned?

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The Flood / Re: Leaked Major Plot Point (Star Wars: VII)
« on: September 14, 2015, 02:15:01 PM »
all that trouble and for such a bad joke
What trouble? All I had to do was hit backspace.

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The Flood / Re: Leaked Major Plot Point (Star Wars: VII)
« on: September 14, 2015, 02:03:13 PM »
The problem was, in the .gif section you put in the letter V.

LOL
That's how the link was when I opened it. I fixed it though.

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The Flood / Re: Leaked Major Plot Point (Star Wars: VII)
« on: September 14, 2015, 02:00:03 PM »
A non functioning picture.

FUCKING AWESOME CHALK. YOU DA MAN.
Give me a second. I'm trying to figure it out.

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The Flood / Spoiler Leaked Major Plot Point (Star Wars: VII)
« on: September 14, 2015, 01:58:38 PM »
T4R. Luke Flashback from Star Wars VII. Click and your own risk

Spoiler

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