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2281
« on: October 25, 2014, 01:44:47 PM »
T4R? Not once have I seen a blonde haired individual in Avatar: The Last Airbender or Avatar: The Legend of Korra. Personally, I take it as proof that the whole series is set on a planet in the far distant future after earth's destruction. I think that the ship that transported the ethnicities with such hair didn't make it to the planet in the initial exile from the war-torn earth. They must have been destroyed in transit. I think the same can be said with blacks. There is literally only one black person in the whole series, and he was half and half. Either that or they were wiped out over time due to their incompatiblities with the self-replicating nanotechnology that allows bending.
2282
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:48:10 AM »
A lot. Especially considering my Images I Found Amusing threads and Tinkerbell threads. They were gold but I really don't have the energy to make those threads anymore.
2283
« on: October 24, 2014, 08:23:25 PM »
Does Butterfinger counts as a fruit?
2284
« on: October 24, 2014, 08:19:00 PM »
I'm too old to text.
2285
« on: October 24, 2014, 08:37:11 AM »
Everyone here is so damn lazy!!!
2286
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:34:13 PM »
You're 
My bad. I changed the sentence up without fixing the first word.
2287
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:30:08 PM »
Sounds like someone has to be driven.
Nah, I have a car. I'm just too lazy to arrive early.
Napping until departure implies that you are waiting for someone. That is unless you have an odd schedule that doesn't make any sense
2288
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:29:09 PM »
>Wake up to alarm clock unless it's my day off
>cut alarm clock off and go back to sleep (only on school days, not work)
>wake up with just enough time to make it to school
>get a shower
>eat breakfast (technically lunch)
>either go to school, work, or watch tv while eating breakfast
>attempt to make plans with friends, or just have a lazy day (I literally only have one day of a week, and I usually have band practice for my music on Wednesday............so technically zero days off)
Your schedule sounds so stressfully unorganized. I can practically feel the stress. You should fix it. You'd be surprised how good it feels. You'll end up now knowing what to do with yourself because you saved so much time by making a schedule.
2289
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:26:59 PM »
-Wake up
-Lay in bed for about 20 mins
-Get out of bed
-Waltz to bathroom and piss sitting down
-Shower
-Dress up and find a meal; toast and coffee usually.
-Brush teeth
-Lay back down and nap until departure.
Sounds like someone has to be driven.
2290
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:25:13 PM »
In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
I got a new business card. Would you care to see it?
2291
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:17:32 PM »
Mine's pretty simple:
1. Get up at 7:00
2. Shower(optional if not already done), put on briefs, clean ears, clip nails, apply deoderant
3. Eat(also optional based off of time)
4. Brush teeth, brush tongue, use mouthwash, brush with mouthwash(optional), repeat once
5. Put on pants, undershirt, shirt, socks, and boots
6. Fix hair(Thank God I still have it)
7. Apply cologne(one spirt behind each ear+two on the chest)
8. Go through pocket checklist, leave house
9. Drive Isuzu Rodeo past hilarious cow-filled back yard into sunrise
What's yours?
2292
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:05:23 PM »
Is your desk in the safe zone of the room? Don't be the first thing people see when opening the door.
There is no safe zone in this room. It has two entrances.
Then stop scratching your balls or even consider looking at porn in the meantime.
I hope you realized that you just asked a man to stop scratching his balls. A world where men can spontaneously stop scratching their balls is a world where Kim Jong Un is the toothfairy.
You're telling me Kim Jong Un isn't the tooth fairy?
Yes. He's not the toothfairy. He's the Easter bunny. 
2293
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:02:08 PM »
Is your desk in the safe zone of the room? Don't be the first thing people see when opening the door.
There is no safe zone in this room. It has two entrances.
Then stop scratching your balls or even consider looking at porn in the meantime.
I hope you realized that you just asked a man to stop scratching his balls. A world where men can spontaneously stop scratching their balls is a world where Kim Jong Un is the toothfairy.
I'm a man and I don't scratch my balls.
Well I live in hot weather, have a shit-ton of old man pubes, and found the perfect way to scratch my balls at a young age. You should try it. It's wonderful.
Are you really 48 years old? Damn.
I have no idea what I'm going to do once I reach that age. That is if I reach that age.
You probably will. Just try not to do anything stupid, keep looking for things to live for, never feel that you can't do something, and learn how to do everything you could possible want to do.
2294
« on: October 23, 2014, 10:59:50 PM »
Maybe, just do not minimize and get your hands out of your pants.
I tried stopping the whole minimization thing. The kids still get just as annoying and my sister always ask what I was doing anyway. Also, how am I supposed to scratch my balls without putting my hands in my pants?
stop looking at porn chakas
  NO
2295
« on: October 23, 2014, 10:57:20 PM »
You're not always looking at porn?
No, I'm not. I'm usually doing something more productive than that. I hate looking at porn because if I do, I usually waste a good 2 or more hours and multiple firefox crash reports. Time wasted that I would have done so many other much more productive things. Like working on my sexy Isuzu Rodeo. fracking spaceship of an old truck.
This is news to me.
How so?
2296
« on: October 23, 2014, 10:56:38 PM »
Is your desk in the safe zone of the room? Don't be the first thing people see when opening the door.
There is no safe zone in this room. It has two entrances.
Then stop scratching your balls or even consider looking at porn in the meantime.
I hope you realized that you just asked a man to stop scratching his balls. A world where men can spontaneously stop scratching their balls is a world where Kim Jong Un is the toothfairy.
I'm a man and I don't scratch my balls.
Well I live in hot weather, have a shit-ton of old man pubes, and found the perfect way to scratch my balls at a young age. You should try it. It's wonderful.
2297
« on: October 23, 2014, 10:55:38 PM »
You're not always looking at porn?
No, I'm not. I'm usually doing something more productive than that. I hate looking at porn because if I do, I usually waste a good 2 or more hours and multiple firefox crash reports. Time wasted that I would have done so many other much more productive things. Like working on my sexy Isuzu Rodeo. Fucking spaceship of an old truck.
2298
« on: October 23, 2014, 10:53:38 PM »
My stepfather knew about it .-.
Wut?
He knew about my Sangheili images...
Well my family knows I like Tinkerbell, but they have no idea to what extent. They think I've only watched it with the younger children in the family to keep them occupied, but little do they know that they are so very wrong.
2299
« on: October 23, 2014, 10:52:06 PM »
Maybe, just do not minimize and get your hands out of your pants.
I tried stopping the whole minimization thing. The kids still get just as annoying and my sister always ask what I was doing anyway. Also, how am I supposed to scratch my balls without putting my hands in my pants?
2300
« on: October 23, 2014, 10:50:56 PM »
Is your desk in the safe zone of the room? Don't be the first thing people see when opening the door.
There is no safe zone in this room. It has two entrances.
Then stop scratching your balls or even consider looking at porn in the meantime.
I hope you realized that you just asked a man to stop scratching his balls. A world where men can spontaneously stop scratching their balls is a world where Kim Jong Un is the toothfairy.
2301
« on: October 23, 2014, 10:48:44 PM »
My stepfather knew about it .-.
Wut?
2302
« on: October 23, 2014, 10:48:05 PM »
stop looking at porn chakas
I'm not looking at porn.
2303
« on: October 23, 2014, 10:32:23 PM »
Is your desk in the safe zone of the room? Don't be the first thing people see when opening the door.
There is no safe zone in this room. It has two entrances.
2304
« on: October 23, 2014, 10:31:45 PM »
Have you ever considered locking the door?
No locks on these doors
2305
« on: October 23, 2014, 10:16:12 PM »
when they walk in on my and find me scratching my balls. Because I live with many young children, whenever I'm doing something they tend to ask what I'm doing and become overly-curious about my work and as a result, incredibly annoying. Because of this, I have a habit of minimizing whatever I'm doing or turning off my monitor if it doesn't close in time. This, paired up with my habit of scratching me balls when thinking, can look very bad when walking in on me when I'm on my computer. Now understand, it's mainly my older sisters who are worried about me, which is understandable considering my family has a history of porn addiction. But I am a grown ass man who is smart enough not to watch porn in a house full of children. I'm 48 and don't get how my older sisters who are old enough to be grandmothers by now don't understand the difference in appearances between a man with his hand down his shorts scratching his balls and a man full-on jerking off. Men don't touch themselves when looking at porn. They jerk off. It's not subtle, it's vigorous, aggressive and sweaty, especially if you find something you're particularly into. I hate living in such a small house with so many people. I'm only glad that it is temporary and I'll be back to my man cave/workshop soon enough. I miss my garage full of completely destroyed floors and shelves specifically built to house all the massive amounts of tools and man gold that I inherited from my dad. fracking bastard bought shit all the time and never even opened a shit-ton of it.
2306
« on: October 23, 2014, 08:46:04 PM »
Stop making me feel like a creep 
2307
« on: October 23, 2014, 08:14:36 PM »
I NOMINATE MYSELF AS COOL UNCLE OF SEP7AGON BY DEFAULT IN CHARLIE'S ABSENCE
Seconded.
Only if you molest me like a good uncle should.
Wow, that was kinda dark.
The only thing I'll molest you with is: Spoiler THE BEAUTIFUL KNOWLEDGE OF PRACTICALITY, HANDINESS, AND MANLIHOOD. Just as a good uncle should.
2308
« on: October 23, 2014, 07:56:19 PM »
Because everytime I'm there, everyone is either AFK or nobody is there at all.
2309
« on: October 23, 2014, 07:55:20 PM »
I NOMINATE MYSELF AS COOL UNCLE OF SEP7AGON BY DEFAULT IN CHARLIE'S ABSENCE
2310
« on: October 23, 2014, 07:46:25 PM »
Is OP a girl or does he just have a girly torso?
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