T4R? Like you just stare at your dick and flick it back and forth; Just wondering how weird it is that you have a penis? A floppy stick of rubbery floppy dick. Just flopping back and forth, flaccid and reflecting you attitude of boredom so well that you find it kind of funny?

My family has a mini horse with the most generic name, "Squirt". So today, I had to move him from his typical fenced area to a smaller one where his two sheep friends are. Well some fuckwit in my family left a gate open at the back of our property that leads to an over-grown dirt road with a small drainage ditch next to it. Well, when I was moving the horse, he saw the open gate and bolted. I had to chase that fucker through thorns, weeds, and trees in nothing but basketball shorts, sandals, and an undershirt in freezing weather. Even after I got the leash on him, he was covered in thorns and kept rubbing up against me while I tried to maneuver the two of us through the overgrowth. He would act up and try to run off or spin around. I also had to get him to cross the drainage ditch, which he didn't want to do at all. I now have a scratched up and bleeding thigh from him rubbing up against me with all the thorns and sticks on him while I try to control him. I got him in eventually, but it took at least half an hour. I couldn't imagine having a full-sized horse. Those fuckers are smart, proud, and stubborn animals. I'm fine with cows and sheep. They are both adorable and manageable.

is my armpit hair. So I just took a shower, and I lifted up my arms by a window so I could air them out and let them dry so I could put my deodorant on, and low and behold, there they were. Beautiful strands of golden wire gracefully reflecting the sunlight. The 2 inch long beauties were the most golden hair I've ever seen. I was startled, and immediately told my brother about it, who then told me, "that's disgusting.". I then told him that he was just jealous. It was then when I noticed my aggressively beautiful, golden nipple hair....

For those of you who don't know, i have what my family calls "Hobbit's Feet". It's where my leg hair goes so far down my leg that it runs the length of my foot and meets my toe hair to make one continuous, beautiful, and manly strip of hair. Well recently, I got a new, sexy razor and am trying to use it as much as possible. I had already shaved today, but wanted to use it anyway. I looked down and saw my hobbit feet and thought, "why the hell not.". So that about sums up my morning. So, my fellow Sep7ic 7anks, what do you think?

In my family, I have a long history of spasms and tantrums immediately after being woken up. I'm talking within in first 5-10 seconds after waking up, my mind if a fucking mess and nothing makes sense. The spasms I speak of have been known to involve reflexive attempts at hitting whatever just startled me. I genuinely don't mean to hurt anybody, but when someone wakes me up, they scare the living shit out of me and that is usually followed by a fist.

So here's what happened. Recently, I told someone in my family about a nightmare I one had. A nightmare that I have had nightmares about. Apparently, this person thought it would be a wonderful idea to wake me up and scare me with the thing that I told them was in my nightmare. Apparently they didn't think that waking someone up from a nightmare to the same thing that was in their nightmare would result in anything less than a lighthearted comical reaction. Well what they got was a fucking 48 year old man screaming his ass off and a foot to the face.

There are more details, but that about sums it up. If you have received several warnings and close calls not to do something to someone, lest you get hurt, and then try it again with persistence that only makes it worse, something bad is inevitable. What the hell did she think would happen? A smiling little girls head moving closer and closer to me is something she should have known would incur some sort of counter-measure to stop the thing. That countermeasure just happened to be my foot, and not my whole family is frowning upon me for my hysterical screams and violent reaction. It's not my fault for being scared. It's her fault for making me scared with something she knew I would react to.

Fucking Hunger Games wannabe motherfuckers stole the whole concept of their society from Tinkerbell. Unoriginal bastards cant' even come up with something as simple as that. They have to steal it from something as infinitely better as Tinkerbell canon. Examples below

Glorious Tinkerbell:


Divergent shit:

T4R. Both for Xbox One. I'm split on which one I should get. What do you guys think?

Primarily the Hot Wheels World Race and Acceleracers movies. They should remaster them with today's more modern computer animation, expand on the story, and re-record the audio. They should also release the missing story segments in Acceleracers that were only aired on TV. It would make a lot of people happy. I think Mattel could do it. If they can pull a Barbie movie out of their ass every few months, they could make this happen. It would make older individuals melt with nostalgia and define the childhoods of yet another generation. I say all this because when it first came out, the Hot Wheels movies played large a part in my household when it came to the children growing up. I personally enjoyed them myself. They had mature concepts, but didn't expand on them enough.

Links for those who are in the dark:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Wheels_AcceleRacers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Wheels_World_Race

T4R. I haven't done much to warrant such a label. I think Tinkerbell and her friends are sexy, but they are not children. They are fairies who are very old, but stay the same because they never get old. They don't really have many childish features either. Just some big eyes. Tinkerbell was actually originally designed to be attractive and was modeled after Marilyn Monroe. The only other reason someone would call me a pedophile is because I once, in the first Anarchy, posted a couple gifs in a lolicon thread. They weren't much, and I was just participating for the shits and giggles, but I wasn't posting seriously. I just wanted to rustle some jimmies. But even so, I have been called a pedophile before that happened on B.SHIT before the offsites were even born. So please, elaborate on why you call me such things.

I'm just going to post it here, in this wonderful shitpost. Once you see it, you'll know why it was so hard to find something relevant enough to post it.

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