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Topics - Chakas
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« on: February 14, 2015, 03:07:27 AM »
T4R. I think I'm a little out of touch with you people. Everytime I ask you guys I always get the same hormonal teenage responses and it really gets on my fucking nerves. "OP is a virgin.", "OP can't get some", "LOL You'll never get laid faggot.". "Saying you're waiting is just an excuse for not being able to get laid", "If you haven't lost your virginity by 14 you should just kill yourself" The list of bullshit replies and excuses go on and they piss me off. Fucking shit you people are unoriginal. I'm 48 years old people. I don't need to be told this shit because none of it's true. Unless all of you are pornstars, I've probably done more shit in bed than any of you. I may have even fathered some of you for all I know. Now, would someone please answer this question for me. I seriously don't understand why losing your virginity by 14-18 yo is so damn important to kids. You're dicks aren't even fully grown by then so why do you want to use them so badly? Also, why do people think that waiting until marriage is ridiculous? Don't you want to be able to say that you were the only one who has fucked your spouse and that no else has ever touched them, and vice versa? Isn't that something special? Something to be proud of? And don't give me all that, "Well it's boring. I need some variety." bullshit. If your sex life with your spouse is boring well than that's your fault. There is all sorts of kinky shit out there that you can try and if you haven't tried it all by the time you're 80 are bored with your sex life, then you don't love your spouse enough to take the initiative and entertain the two of you. You don't need a brand new dick or vagina to keep you entertained. You just need to find what you life. That might involve a shit-ton of latex or some other weird shit but that's your business. I need a legitimate response to lecture someone with and I've got jack shit. A response that can counter the typical ridiculous teenage responses that are given after every damn explanation. Can someone give me a reasonable answer. Bonus gif because it made me lol:
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« on: February 07, 2015, 02:10:44 PM »
I just realized that the main characters in the Pokemon animated series, Ash Ketchum, is named so because his last name sounds like "Catch 'Em". I'm old enough to have fathered most of you and have grandchildren by now and I still didn't realize this until now. The kid's name always reminded me of ketchup, not "Catch 'Em". Well, I guess you learn something new everyday.
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« on: February 07, 2015, 02:06:39 PM »
T4R. Each day, usually have an over the shoulder bag that I carry my necessities in wherever I go. I have been doing this for as long as I can remember. As you can imagine, doing this every single day can put quite a bit of wear on such a bag. On the last two bags I've used, the straps have either worn down to nothing but a couple of threads or broken entirely and I have been very disappointed in how quickly this has happened with them. What I am looking for is a nice, durable, classic looking, single strap over-the-shoulder bag that I can use everyday. Any recommendations?
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« on: February 07, 2015, 12:15:16 PM »
T4R? Are you bbys sick of my sexy dancing frog?
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« on: February 06, 2015, 09:08:11 AM »
but nobody liked it  Here's the Joke: Nobody loves me. I thought it was funny. I'm still relevant. I'm still young on the inside! Yeah! Digimon! Gotta catch 'em all! Am I right guys?
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« on: February 05, 2015, 10:41:27 PM »
I have just been informed that this thread is irrelevant now. You people and your damn name changes.
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« on: February 03, 2015, 06:23:33 PM »
T4R? What do you typically have on you everyday? This applies to clothes and/or what's in your pockets. So tell me, what is your typical loadout for each day? I usually carry my wallet, a knife, my watch, a leatherman(multi-tool), my phone, my keys, a handkerchief, a pen, a to-do list, a lighter, lip balm, a flashlight, and a little compass.
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« on: February 02, 2015, 10:26:13 PM »
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« on: February 01, 2015, 10:31:43 PM »
T4R. I enjoyed it more than the original...
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« on: February 01, 2015, 08:25:59 PM »
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« on: February 01, 2015, 07:33:07 PM »
T4R. This forum is slow as shit since Anarchy came out. Here's a random video because I can.
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« on: January 26, 2015, 10:54:29 PM »
Be warned. What lies ahead may or may not effect you. Either way, I don't care. I had fun.
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« on: January 25, 2015, 04:37:53 PM »
T4R. I'm bored and have nothing better to do. Also, If we do, someone else is going to have to set it up because I have no idea what the website is called.
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« on: January 25, 2015, 05:05:36 AM »
T4R.
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« on: January 24, 2015, 10:50:14 PM »
Found it. It's called the Norinco M305.
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« on: January 22, 2015, 09:35:11 PM »
Seriously. This is getting out of hand. I know what I was saying in that Cards Against Humanity game was fucked up, but I was just joking. I'm not that fucked up. I didn't need to know that you were really that fucked up either. Seriously. I'm straight and you are into some weird shit. Not just gay, but straight up fucking weird. Fucking shit this site needs a mute button. One of the more SFW pictures in question:
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« on: January 19, 2015, 05:05:34 PM »
I may or may not be working on a firearm for someone I know. Basic cleaning and things of the sort. The person in question has never cleaned his/her guns. The firearm I just disassembled is sitting in front of me and HOLY SHIT. You have no idea what I'm staring at. It is polished to a shine with skin oil. Where it isn't polished, it's pitted with severe corrosion. It looks as if the metal decided to bubble and chip away. It's like trypophobia on this thing. The thing is ruff as fuck. The internals are a mix of old, caked gunpowder residue and rust. It's pretty bad. None the less, I'm going to have fun cleaning it anyway. The dirtier the better. I also love the reactions of the people who own the things when I give it back to them looking fucking amazing. Almost as if they didn't know a gun could be clean.
TL;DR: Clean your fucking guns or else your filthy hands will do more damage than you can imagine. A gun should be a fucking heirloom that should last several generations.
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« on: January 15, 2015, 09:13:17 PM »
T4R. Perhaps a thread that informs users what we should do and where to go in the event that this site gets taken down. One that will guide users in the mean time while the site is either put back up, or a new on is created so we will not lose the bulk of our users. I present this idea to the mods and Cheat so that they might prepare for such an event. I think in the wake of the recent Cheese Pizza attack, and considering the previous offsites tendencies to get taken down, we should put such a last resort into place as a precaution. I'm sure we all enjoy this place. If we didn't, we either have no where else to go, or enjoy being here. I would imagine that even if this place was taken down, we would want to retain the integrity of this community. So what do you say, mods? This is a perfectly reasonable proposal.
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« on: January 15, 2015, 09:05:07 PM »
Calm your tits, people. Some of you may know that recently, some user posted a thread with a naked child posing in it that would be considered borderline if not real CP. An immediate shitstorm ensued. From what I gather, there was no penetration of any kind, no genital exhibitionism, no sexual suggestiveness. Just a naked kid siting there doing nothing for the camera. While it is still fucked up, it is no where near as fucked up as it could have been. CP only becomes CP when the genitals are the main drawing point of the image or their is sexual suggestiveness involved and only if the image is meant for the sexual gratification of those who would view it. A naked child alone isn't cause for so much worry. Now keep in mind, I'm not a lawyer, so don't quote me on this, but understand that it wasn't as bad as it could have been and surely isn't the first thing that pops into people's heads when they hear the term, "CP". So calm your tits. It was probably some image that is several years old from one of those "Artistic" child modeling magazines that were a thing before they were outlawed. At least it wasn't hardcore CP. Now all we have to worry about is someone reporting this site because of the incident and the site getting taken down. I don't think anyone wants that. In fact, I think there should be a contingency instructional thread explaining in detail what we should do id this site does get taken down. One that helps us and tells us where to go in the mean time before we either get the site back up or a new one pops up. Anyway, those were my two cents on the matter. Take it as you will. Alas, I am Chakas. Comedy Tax: 
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« on: January 12, 2015, 05:38:31 AM »
T4R. I've got some metal here. Pretty sure it's steel. On one particular spot it's yellowed by oil from the skin from excessive handling. I was wondering if any of you knew how to get the said oil off. It is a smooth metal with a lighter grey finish.
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« on: January 11, 2015, 02:31:32 PM »
as to give me an Xbox Live code? Please? I'm not desperate. I'm just trying to be resourceful. I'll take pretty much anything.
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« on: January 02, 2015, 01:28:39 PM »
Is that they think telling someone something when they are half-asleep or completely asleep counts as actually informing them of something. Just because you tell someone something when they are in bed and get a mumbling response does not mean they will remember. This happens to me often.
"What are you doing!? We have to go now! I told you hours ago!"
"What!? When? Where are we going?"
"I told you this morning when you were asleep! Get ready!"
Well no fucking shit, Sherlock. Of course I don't remember because I was asleep. My Eyes were closed and my mind was in a state where I was not capable of comprehending or remembering what you told me. Whatever guttural noise my primal self made acknowledging what you said was made to make you go away so I could go back to sleep; nothing more. Use your fucking brain. If my eyes aren't open for at least 30 seconds, I won't remember whatever the hell you're trying to tell me.
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« on: January 01, 2015, 01:26:21 PM »
I just put some coffee beans into my cocoa pebbles cereal and it is amazing. I just thought I'd share this with you, my children.
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« on: December 31, 2014, 07:27:18 PM »
And while I may have figured out the ending before it happened, it played out in a way that I was not in any way expecting and holy fuck that ending was satisfying. I don't think I've ever been so satisfied with the ending to a movie.
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« on: December 31, 2014, 05:11:08 AM »
T4R. Discuss these orgasmic reactions to a children's cartoon gone lesbo.
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« on: December 30, 2014, 11:50:32 PM »
Please Beware: What you are about to read contains sever WTF factor that may or may not cause you to grow an entirely new organ specifically for cringing. The Following may also contain excessive amounts of creep factor that are so amplified by my age and the content in question. Spoiler Anyone else ever imagine fictional characters from various films/shows becoming pregnant? Just for the hell of it. Like hot they would react along with the rest of the characters in their fictional universe. Like if a character like Samus or Asami from LoK woke up one day to find out that they're pregnant. It really is an interesting idea though. It would especially be interesting if they don't know how they got pregnant. As if they had never banged before and something like a secret society kidnapped them while unconscious and inseminated with some sort of prime bred reproductive cells or artificial super-human type thing or some shit like that. All this because the said character is genetically a prime choice for the desired human being to be birthed through. And if they tried to abort, the said society would intervene in indirect ways if possible but directly with commandos if necessary to protect their investment. "WTF Holy shit I'm pregnant. How did this happen I have never fucked before. This is some straight up Biblical shit right here?!" I have imagine other characters in such a situation, but I'd rather not mention them for fear of seeming like a creepy old man with some twisted daydreams.
Some example characters would be: Azula, Elsa, Samus Aran, Asami Sato, Opal Beifong, Rapunzel(Tangled), various Hot wheels characters(World Race series), Silvermist(Tinkerbell universe), Rosetta(Tinkerbell Universe), etc....
Judge me as you will, but know that there are those that are worse than me out there. I am only expressing my right to free speech on this wonderful site. I just wanted to share this with you. With anonymity, there is no dignity. Spoiler Sometimes I also imagine how the characters would deal with actually having the children and how they would raise them. I could totally imagine an older Azula with two newborn twins wrapped up in her outfit breastfeeding while she chastises them for feeding too much. That's as far as I'll go with that. I think I've given enough to the flood tonight.
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« on: December 30, 2014, 12:46:04 PM »
Is that every time I open the fridge, I end up playing fucking Jenga. It's ridiculous. Last week there were three tubs of delicious chili, and all three were spilled when opening the fridge. It really is ridiculous. Luckily, when I do spill the food, the people I live with don't know it's me who spills it. They usually blame it on the cats or someone else because they don't know I live with them. Every time it happens I grab what I can and run back to my room and replace the false wall back to its original position. I then sob while eating the scraps of food I stole while watching Tinkerbell movies.
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« on: December 27, 2014, 08:19:17 PM »
As some of you know, I am a 48 year old man. As a 48 year old man, heart burn comes much more easily, especially when I eat certain types of foods. Well today I done fucked up. I was eating pizza, didn't have any water, so out of desperation I got some orange juice and drank that with the pizza instead. Now you may not know why that is such a bad thing. Let me tell you. Orange juice and pizza are two very potent causes of heart burn for me. Now when you put them together I might as well have chugged gasoline. The heartburn hasn't started yet. It likely won't start until after I fall asleep. It is then when I will probably wake up to myself puking up acids. That shit's crazy. The pizza was good, but I didn't get to finish it because I took like 10 seconds to let my puppy out and in that period of time, a fucking cat jumped on the table and started licking my pizza so I had to throw it out.
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« on: December 14, 2014, 02:10:58 PM »
T4R. I recently changed it to this Grunt avatar, but I'm not sure if all of you will get that reference. Should I change it?
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« on: December 13, 2014, 11:28:57 PM »
I know the Harlem Shake is a dead fad, but I had never seen this video. This video may be fanmade, but it is pretty damn well done.
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