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The Flood / Every step I taaaaaake
« on: June 09, 2017, 03:49:54 AM »
Every move I maaaaake

Every single day

Every time I pray

I'll be missing youuuuuuuu

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The Flood / Jive Turkey's log of gains (Summer Lean Bulk Edition)
« on: June 07, 2017, 03:44:06 PM »
Hey everyone Jive Turkey here. Going to make a log here detailing my lean bulk this summer. I know it's not a bodybuilding forum but I'm comfortable posting pictures on Sep7agon and activity is always good. Plus it keeps me accountable. You guys can also ask me anything if you're curious about fitness/diet things.

My current physique

Spoiler

6'2"
194lbs

My plan this bulk is to put on muscle and stay as lean as possible. I'm actually going to be so on point with my diet and training that I'm hoping to LOSE fat % while I bulk up. I'd like to be at least 200lbs same body fat or less by August 5th. I cannot allow myself to gain any fat because august 5th/6th is a big summer festival and in addition to wanting to look good for it, my ex is going to be there and I need to look like a superhuman smh.

Training split will go something like:

Chest
Back/shoulders
Legs
Chest/triceps
Back
Shoulders/biceps
Rest

Subject to change based on how my body feels

Calories will be at 2700 starting off with
260g protein
230g carbs
80g fat

Those macros can vary by 10-15g daily.

Foods will consist of: Eggs, Protein Powders, egg whites, tuna, oatmeal, cashews, avocados, chicken breast, fruits, vegetables, olive oil, Greek yogurt, peanut butter, and lots of Chipotle.

Supplements will consist of:

Whey Protein
Zero Calorie Monsters or preworkout
Digestive enzymes
Fish oil
Multivitamin/zinc
Possibly BCAAs
And the special secret supplements that I won't put into this log but y'all know what it is which will arrive next week hehe

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The Flood / QUICK need some heavy hard rock metal etc pump up music!
« on: June 06, 2017, 12:15:40 AM »
Preferably on Spotify I have Spotify premium

I was thinking Marilyn Manson but I'd like you guys recommendations too before I drink this monster energy and hit the gym

Tool is my go to for the GOAT aggressive music but they're not on Spotify smh

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The Flood / Who here buys bitcoins
« on: May 30, 2017, 04:21:52 PM »
These things are such a hassle to get

BRB fees
BRB limits
BRB they fluctuate so much

Most bitcoin sites that let you purchase with card have a $150 limit right now which is really stressing me out cause I need more asap. Probably going to drive to a bitcoin atm that's like an hour away. Anyone have any easier way I can purchase em with a card?

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The Flood / Going to be getting my motorcycle license soon :-)
« on: May 29, 2017, 02:32:06 PM »
Very excited to start. My dad used to ride from ages 17-35 and I haven't told him yet but he'll probably be upset smh. Gonna be cruisin all around with my roided to the brains buddy who's had his bike for a few years.

Hoping to have a bike by the end of July. I don't know much about them but I'm reading around. The bikes I'm absolutely in love with aesthetically right now are Harley Davidson Nightrods hnnng sexy af



Anyone here ride? I know Das does. Can you give me your opinion on learning how to ride and good bikes etc?

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So much more time in the day to accomplish whatever I want

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Since my breakup I've tried talking to other girls etc. But no matter how bad I want to, I can't bring myself to have sex with any other girl. It makes me feel a pit in my stomach, I overthink and get sad it's not my ex. It feels horrible. I know she's easily getting smashed by lots of different dudes so that makes this even worse, it feels like I'm trapped like this and it's preventing me from moving on.

Right now I'm at these two girls dorm with my friend. He's in the other room fucking, and the girl I'm supposed to be with wants me so bad but I literally can't do it. She's practically begging me to go to her room and I'm like "nah". I feel weak af  and it makes me feel really down. What do I do

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Gaming / Should I buy Destiny?
« on: May 23, 2017, 05:58:24 PM »
It's like $8

For the 360. I don't have xbox live. I'd probably play 2-3 hours a week so it'd be paced nice and slow. I know nothing about this game but I trust you guys to have good game opinions

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The Flood / Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: May 19, 2017, 11:53:08 PM »
Going to make a Tinder again. I will post funny convos here or have you guys decide what to say. Higher quality girls I won't troll much but I still might post some screenshots to show my game, it's been a while though so I will need a little time to get back to it.

In the meantime I'm gonna go buy a yuge pizza and some Ben & Jerrys ice cream brb

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The Flood / HATE ME TODAY
« on: May 18, 2017, 03:11:00 AM »
HATE ME TOMORROW

HATE ME FOR ALL THE THINGS I DIDNT DO FOR YOU

HATE ME IN WAYS

YEAH WAYS HARD TO SWALLLLOOOOOOWW

HATE ME SO YOU CAN FINALLY

SEE WHATS GOOD

FOR YOUUUUUUU

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The Flood / It's a long way forward, trust in me
« on: May 15, 2017, 03:18:20 AM »
I'll give them shelter, like you've done for me

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The Flood / In the midst of all my suffering, I find...
« on: May 10, 2017, 12:43:03 AM »
...Extreme bliss in simple things. Giving selflessly. The breeze blowing on my face on a cool summer night. Staring at the moon And stars. Porter Robinson. Walking in Presence.

Although my suffering isn't done and I'll likely face more emotional trials tomorrow, deep down I feel no fear. I know the universe is setting me on the path I need to travel, to be reborn into the person I am meant to become. hope you all have a good night

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The Flood / I feel sooooo fucking good wtf??
« on: May 05, 2017, 10:44:55 PM »
Been up and down because of the breakup. Been meditating for over an hour a day + tons of spirituality exercises etc for weeks/months

Lately something weird has been happening. It's almost like I can FEEL all of my emotions as they come in. I've been feeling any anxiety/sadness/anger very strongly, strongly than ever before, but I let it sit there and just feel it and it dissipates. Hard to explain

Today I was feeling very sad and anxious for no reason.  I was in Barnes n noble and couldn't even concentrate on reading because I felt so uneasy. But I just sat with my pain. Got home and went to the gym. At the gym something clicked and for the past 3ish hours be been basically euphoric. I'm so happy and tingly everywhere, and so fucking present. Conscious of every breath. My friends were saying I'm in an extremely good mood and it was rubbing off on them.

Going to go to the bars tonight with the lads for cinco de mayo. Feel so happy. I'm logging this cause idk wtf is up but I've honestly never felt this good in my life. I might not even drink actually because It will probably take this feeling away.

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The Flood / Might have to get a toenail removed smh
« on: May 03, 2017, 07:09:41 PM »
A few months back I accidentally smashed my big toe with a hunnid pound dumbbell. Since then the toenail has turned basically black and looks very unsightly. I doubt this will go away by summer and I want to go to the beach and pools and stuff.

What do I do?

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The Flood / I'm also a liar
« on: May 02, 2017, 03:26:47 PM »
Since Class admitted his lies I wanna admit mine too

I'm not actually a 6'2" muscular confident but sensitive lad who gets a ton of girls. I've been stealing those pictures from a guy on a bodybuilding forum and made all the stories up. Thanks for understsanding

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The Flood / Jive Turkey gets over his ex: the thread
« on: April 24, 2017, 11:25:58 PM »
Hi y'all I'm sure you guys are tired of hearing me cry about this like a little baby but it's a huge time in my life, so I'm going to keep this as a sort of log. It helps release stress and it will be nice to look back. Comment or don't it's all good, I expect heavy criticism but I'm going to be completely open with my emotions.

This girl was honestly my first love and has changed me dramatically

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The Flood / So I did what I was supposed to and ended it with the ex
« on: April 20, 2017, 06:55:10 PM »
Cut all ties. Deleted everything and number

It never gets easier. I hurt so bad right now. Pure raw sadness pain and anger. I feel like I'm not even conscious typing this. I literally want to die

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The Flood / Wow where's anarchy
« on: April 20, 2017, 02:02:57 AM »
For some reason I thought it'd be here forever

You never really know what you have till its gone

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The Flood / Asked one of my girlfriends to marry me
« on: April 10, 2017, 04:35:19 PM »
We're lying naked on her bed with her head on my chest and my back against the backboard. I look her straight in the eyes and with a very sincere and commanding voice I say "let's get married"

Obviously I'm not serious about that and we both wouldn't, but man o man those initial seconds after I said it. The silence in the room, her heart stopping. Her eyes lighting up and mouth left open speechless, corners creasing into a smile while I can see her contemplating it for a few brief seconds before she becomes rational again. That shit was intoxicating


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The Flood / Juggling multiple girlfriends is harder than I thought
« on: April 02, 2017, 02:22:32 PM »
It adds a new layer of stress, but it's a good stress

Interesting thing I've noticed though is all of the women are more attracted to me now than if I were just seeing one of them individually. I think it's because my abundance of women makes me give off this extreme vibe of non neediness(neediness being biggest attraction killer of all time). More on this later etc.

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The Flood / AMA I'm Jive Turkey ask me anything
« on: March 30, 2017, 02:16:44 AM »
Never done one of these before. I'm gonna sleep soon but tomorrow I'll answer questions once they build up.

My knowledge is broad but you guys can ask me about my specialities which are fitness / bodybuilding /women / sex / self improvement / being a boss / etc.

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The Flood / First off
« on: March 26, 2017, 02:20:31 PM »
Fuck your bitch and the click you claim.

West side when we ride, come equipped with game.

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The Flood / Peace out guys
« on: March 19, 2017, 05:22:07 PM »
need to level up in life smh

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The Flood / Very addicted to sex
« on: March 13, 2017, 10:27:41 PM »
Sex drive has never been higher idk wtf is going on. I think it's the sun/Vitamin d

I'm getting into very aggressive/dominant sex now it's tight. Right now I'm trying to learn this multiple orgasm technique which basically makes you last forever

Smh

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The Flood / Who here makes the most money?
« on: March 04, 2017, 02:19:28 PM »
I need to get obsessed with money so I can become CEO 10K a day status. Gonna start reading books on money and shit. Gonna need some mentors!!!

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Biggest/thickest I've ever been!! Larger than almost all fully grown men I come across in real life

I am a massive water buffalo gorilla mode nigga 😑😑😑😑😑

Will consume gazelle for protein

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The Flood / WHOS YOUR DADDY?
« on: February 28, 2017, 03:38:37 PM »
WHOS YOUR BABY?

WHOS YOUR BUDDY?

WHOS YOUR FRIEND?

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The Flood / Saw the movie "Get Out" and now I HATE white people
« on: February 26, 2017, 03:13:11 PM »
White people are crazy. Can't trust them at all πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―

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The Flood / Why do girls always go for assholes?
« on: February 24, 2017, 08:36:54 PM »
God it's so unfair. I'm so polite and the nicest guy a women can ever meet and I would give them the WORLD but they continue to go for these jerks, trying to change them. Then they complain about being hurt!!! It's so unfair for fucks sake!

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The Flood / Gonna meditate for 20 minutes brb!!
« on: February 23, 2017, 02:54:17 AM »
Will post how I feel after!

Will be listening to 7hz theta wave YouTube shit. It just relaxes me

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