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The Flood / Life is peaking rn!!!
« on: February 19, 2017, 01:24:20 PM »
Can confidently say I'm completely done with drugs (except roids lol). No alcohol unless I have something worth celebrating. Being the weekend is not a cause for celebration

Lots of job prospects

Reading like a madman. Devouring books. Motivation is high

Body looking better than it ever has in my entire life. Incredibly strong but still lean

Got myself a good hearted beautiful girl who loves sex and supports me. She even made a designated meditation space for me in her house and prepares my chicken and rice awww :')

Inb4 horrible crash

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The Flood / Girl is draining my warrior spirit smh
« on: February 17, 2017, 06:11:18 PM »
I should be reading/lifting/meditating/grinding all day so I can become Self-Actualized Godmode Jive Turkey like the prophecy foretold but instead I spend all day cuddling and busting fat loads in my 8/10 5'1" big butt tiny waist latina smh I'm trapped

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The Flood / Took too much viagra now I have a fat headache
« on: February 15, 2017, 01:18:06 AM »
Smh all I wanted was to go all night long for valentines days

I only have raw powder so I don't know how the FUCK to measure that. I just take a spoonful sometimes 2

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The Flood / I can't relate to you geeks smh
« on: February 14, 2017, 02:12:21 AM »
Sitting here eating protein cookies

Boutta go suck on some pretty toes

Not my thing but she digs it smh


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The Flood / Gonna be making lots of bad decisions this weekend
« on: February 10, 2017, 03:06:36 PM »
RIP jive see you guys on Monday

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The Flood / Going to sell my account who wants it
« on: February 09, 2017, 03:07:12 PM »
need money fast smh need $300 by next week etc

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The Flood / New picture thread post a pic of yourself (PRETTY PEOPLE ONLY)
« on: February 06, 2017, 11:04:04 PM »
I'll edit mine in give me 5 min just had to make the thread smh


Edit: lock this thread deci ruined it

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The Flood / Lmao racial discrimination is ridiculous
« on: February 06, 2017, 03:52:47 PM »
I only discriminate against women or ugly people. That's how it should be

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The Flood / My little brother is a fucking Chad
« on: February 05, 2017, 03:21:48 PM »
17 years old, 6'2" 215lbs

Way more handsome than me

All he does all day is eat/lift/sleep/play video games.

He doesn't even talk to girls though cause he's shy. But this dude stunts on me hardcore wtf

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The Flood / Lol man I hate women
« on: February 04, 2017, 06:49:08 AM »
Just spent 3-4 hours with this girl tonight

The entire time her boyfriend was texting her

She kept reassuring him she's doing good and not to worry. And how much she loves him. I took pics of her text messages I'll post them if I don't get too sleepy

While he's stressing the fuck out about her cheating she was grinding on my dick lmao

Never getting into a relationship again in my fucking life until I'm like 35 and with a 25-30 y/o woman past her prime desperate to settle down. Embracing Chad life through my 20s

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The Flood / Foreskin too tight for new girl help!!
« on: February 02, 2017, 02:52:35 AM »
I'm uncircumcised and my foreskin is on the tight side, but it's never really been a problem. Usually it'll chill right under the head rim and stay there during sex. However this girl is really tight naturally even when soaking wet and when I try to go in deeper than the head my foreskin gets pulled back and it hurts a ton. I'm scared of tearing it or my frenulum and ending up like Roman  :'( is there anything I can do? Been looking into stretching exercises but I kinda want immediate results. circumsicion is too much of a hassle smh 

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The Flood / 9pm pounding down caffeine amino energy drinks
« on: January 30, 2017, 10:47:48 PM »
Time to get this workout in awwww yeah baby

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The Flood / Men are more beautiful than women (NO HOMO)
« on: January 26, 2017, 02:17:21 PM »
Have come to this conclusion while eating peanut butter on cinnamon toast. I say this as a completely straight male who ADORES women srs


Now, the average women is more attractive than the average man. Most men are actually pretty ugly, while most women are generally attractive. However, when you get to the top 1% of attractiveness, men blow women away. This is facts. The top women also require things like makeup and shit to help bolster their looks while the top man is naturally beautiful.

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The Flood / Ban Jeb Bush he's a fag and a bully
« on: January 25, 2017, 07:11:38 PM »
Seriously dude? Bullying Deci? You think bullying someone because they're autistic is funny? Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

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The Flood / Who's the biggest degenerate on Sep7agon?
« on: January 24, 2017, 04:45:42 PM »
 ???  ???

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The Flood / At the school library need books that will level me up
« on: January 24, 2017, 01:36:13 PM »
Any suggestions?

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The Flood / I forgot just how much of a stud I was
« on: January 24, 2017, 01:33:14 PM »
πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›

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The Flood / If you're anti Trump you're very close minded
« on: January 23, 2017, 04:01:18 PM »
realized this rn while eating potatoes and eggs

There's a big level of ignorance clouding a lot of Trump supporters

But there's another level of ignorance that lives with everyone against trump

Then above all that are the open minded / enlightened Trump supporters

More on this later etc

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The Flood / I need help please.
« on: January 20, 2017, 12:23:13 PM »
I'm so heartbroken. I've never felt like this in my life. I haven't eaten in Almost two days. I don't want to live. I don't know what to do or who to go to

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Serious / I need help. Please
« on: January 20, 2017, 12:07:39 PM »
I'm extremely heartbroken. Never felt like this in my life. I don't want to live. I don't know what to do.

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The Flood / Adrenaline is crazy high rn
« on: January 18, 2017, 02:03:22 AM »
Can't stop shaking. Heart pounding fast smh wanna throw up

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The Flood / Can I have sex with my drunk girlfriend while I'm sober?
« on: January 16, 2017, 02:55:16 PM »
She's going out and told me when she gets home she's gonna tear my clothes off etc etc

But she's gonna be drunk and I'm gonna be sober. I'm not drinking at all. Idk feels weird mayne. Is this legal?

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The Flood / aw yeah son
« on: January 15, 2017, 01:17:33 AM »
Feelin like a million trillion bucks looking thick tight and SOLID dont even need preworkout or any drugs just mind over matter baby!!

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The Flood / I've had a mostly constant boner for 6-7 hours
« on: January 12, 2017, 02:24:13 PM »
Should I go to the hospital? My dick is sore

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The Flood / How the FUCK do I become a man
« on: January 08, 2017, 10:44:13 PM »
Fuck man I'm tired of being treated like a little kid.

Physically I look like a grown man. But it seems like everyone who knows me sees me as a kid and I hate it. EMOTIONALLY I feel like a kid too. I whine too much and can't take charge of things and emotions like men do.

What kind of right of passage do I need to go through to change? I was even considering joining the military for this.

@PSU @Charlie @DAS etc

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The Flood / Gonna become a Sex Demon
« on: January 08, 2017, 01:41:46 AM »
Doing lots of kegels for boners of steel and fantastic orgasm control/multiple orgasms. Also doing lots of cardio to last longer stamina wise and lower blood pressure. Working out glutes for increased thrusting power and hip flexibility for stroke range of motion and position versatility.

It's over boyo

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The Flood / FUCK white people
« on: January 07, 2017, 05:10:34 AM »
We need to breed the melanin warrior generation into existence. It's our movement πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―

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The Flood / I got goals nigga
« on: January 06, 2017, 02:31:36 AM »
Evolving as a person

I wrote down a list of things I must do DAILY. If I do JUST these things daily I will literally be transformed/improved 10 fold by 2018. These are just daily things, haven't written major goals for 2017 yet. 

This is my daily to do list so far. If you guys have any good ideas please add them for consideration it would be much appreciated. And if you'd like post some of your goals for 2017.

-Set day specific goal
-Meditate
-hit macros(diet bodybuilding food)
-Read 30 pages of book minimum
-Exercise
-Talk to 1 new person a day (socializing gains)
-Do kegels (dick gains)
-Watch minimum of 3 videos on self mastery. New ideas flowing in my head constantly
-Give value (karma gains
-Write down 1 thing you're greatful for every night

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The Flood / She don't think that I can change
« on: January 04, 2017, 04:13:00 AM »
So I switched from a Benz to a Range

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Very strong pill. Only Half at 8:20pm and was peaking hard 10:30pm-2am

Anyways it was a great night lots of fun. But right before my peak come up I got really anxious/sad. And I asked myself what I was doing with my life. Then I had the realization that literally ALL that mattered was the present moment. That's all I can experience. The past is gone, it's just a collection of present moments being remembered IN the present moment. And the future is just a projection. Of possible present moments that may or may not ever exist. And I was in complete euphoria with this realization and I had wave of chills all throughout my body.

And in this euphoria i thought of what I'm doing with my life. And I realized that while I DO see myself as very far ahead of most people in my age bracket(better looking, taller, stronger, more will power, more intelligent, great socializer, more life experience, bigger perspective, more opportunities because of parents, more loving, etc), I'm not using it to my full potential. I may be very far ahead of most people, but I'm also a HUGE PUSSY compared to others.

There are very disciplined men out there. Tough men. Who have been through things I can not even imagine. And they have less opportunities than I do, but somehow they do MORE with those limited opportunities. And I need to grow up and be a fucking man. Not some pleasure seeking spoiled brat. Who complains and whines when it's not that hard. Time to grow up.

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