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5281
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:32:25 PM »
here they are in mjau mjau form
I'm totally saving this for my Finnish Roommate if she pisses me off.
5282
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:29:21 PM »
Am I able to break the laws of time and space to meet this person?
Nope <.<
Damn. So much for the future love of my life... :/
5283
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:22:58 PM »
Am I able to break the laws of time and space to meet this person?
5284
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:18:40 PM »
Well, Serious has already been lost to Meta-land (Not that that's too much of a bad thing - unless you don't like economy or go too much into politics).
5285
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:01:31 PM »
Always carry Earl Grey Tea bags at ALL times. You never know when you get stuck in a sticky situation and need to throw teabags to distract Chavs and the Landed Gentry while you scarper.
If anyone mentions London, the next sentence must, I repeat, MUST have the words "apples and pears" in it, or it is considered offensive (and you will receive a sternly worded letter within the next 2-3 working days).
NEVER call the Welsh, Northern Irish or Scottish "English", unless they assert themselves as it (though that is virtually impossible). It is tantamount to dropping your pants and shitting on their shoes.
Beers are "Pints", Pounds are "Quid" and Apartments are "Flats". Faggots are widely regarded as a British version of meatballs, so calm your tits if you are offered them by a Britistanian.
If anyone comes up to you and asks are you American in an angry tone, deny it and say you're Canadian. It'll save you the hassle (and a stabbing), plus the added bonus of that person maybe buying you a pint.
The Welsh hate the English, the Scottish hate the English, the Irish hate the English, and the English hate the English. If for some reason you have either forgotten or ran out of EG Tea Bags on your travels, quickly shout "Look! It's an Englishman!" at your assailant and run. David Cameron also will suffice.
That's all for now.
5286
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:53:12 AM »
Stall for as long as possibly possible so I could figure out a way to kill myself.
There's no way I'll hold out, so I couldn't exactly stall for long. I hate pain.
5287
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:30:37 AM »
I only got Cheat, I think.
5288
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:29:32 AM »
Taking a page from the Nazis, I see.
I don't see why de-humanising them any further is needed, we already hate them as it is with the beheadings, civilian murders, etc, etc...
5289
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:26:24 AM »
I met a guy who roleplayed as a character from Naruto, and only played as that character in the game. He talked like some sort of announcer for a generic wrestling game the whole match and grunt and shout when his character was fighting. After he played you in a match, if you lost he kicked you from the party (He would never join someone else's party, he always hosted his own) and wouldn't talk to you for the rest of the day. The cycle would rinse and repeat the next day.
He was one of my irl friends' online friends, and frankly the weirdest person ever
5290
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:20:31 AM »
what the fuck is NEET?
Not in Education, Employment, or Training. Governments love to record how many 16-25 year olds in this category, as it's a sort of indication how good the general economy/education is.
5291
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:06:08 AM »
That really sucks. It's bad as it is when adults get cancer, but at the very least they'd had some sort of life. It's the worst when children get it, like one of my friends who had leukemia when he was really young (He didn't even tell me until I asked who he was with in a photo - It was a famous F1 driver who he met as part of one of those Make A Wish foundation things). Thankfully he was treated so he's fine now and he's the jolliest carefree person I know.
Hope the kids gets better, that's all any of us can really do.
5292
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:58:48 AM »
I'm not sure what you mean by that. Beck's early stuff is pretty weird, so I'll just do his weirdest song... This is on the same album as Loser, one of his best...
5293
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:54:32 AM »
I'm going by US College = UK University?
5294
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:38:13 AM »
You guys really aren't connecting the dots? Ok.
I'll just kick back and see what happens.
There's no fucking dots to connect, it's just laughable that they're still mad to "threaten" us with a 10 year-olds' empty threat. Even if it's a ruse to get a rise out of us, the only rising here is my chest from chuckling so much at them.
5295
« on: November 02, 2014, 07:31:43 PM »
We should organise a Minecraft Day/Night (depending on timezones). I've only been on once and it was empty, and I'd rather build my singleplayer world than start from scratch on an empty server.
5297
« on: November 02, 2014, 07:06:48 PM »
No reason really to post this, I was bored
I wouldn't say that. Somebody on Bungie said they were going to hack Sep7agon... Oooh noooo
5298
« on: November 02, 2014, 05:12:50 PM »
They're helping the Afghanis out, but no western country is under threat of attack by the Taliban.
I wouldn't even go as far as to say that either, though I agree with the latter.
5299
« on: November 02, 2014, 05:09:03 PM »
Yes.
Being in a rural welsh school, you get a lot of farmer-boys agreeing with badger culling and are pissed off that it isn't a virtual extinction of them.
And then there's this stupid girl who thinks the soldiers all the way in Afghanistan/Iraq are heroes because they are "defending our country"...I've already said my peace on this.
5300
« on: November 02, 2014, 05:05:19 PM »
5301
« on: November 02, 2014, 03:25:19 PM »
 YELLOOOOW CAAAR!!
5302
« on: November 02, 2014, 03:22:49 PM »
I actually encountered this situation on Friday. We were both drunk, but she was far more so. She started getting "feely" and trying to take me to bedrooms upstairs so I led her outside instead knowing that I couldn't take advantage, and got her girl friends to take care of her ASAP (ended up getting her to down "drinks" which were just water), and took her home soon afterwards.
I couldn't that to someone, it isn't fair. If we were both sober, however...
5303
« on: November 02, 2014, 10:15:19 AM »
Your new avatar is amazing.
Which one? It cycles between 3 atm. (Khan the Russian hippie of Metro, Mark from Ugly Americans and then a green Mr Pink.)
5304
« on: November 02, 2014, 10:09:12 AM »
You kinda should, but it's rather a bit late for that. Your grandparents/parents scared the shit outta them in the 60's with their hippy freelove drug protesting, so the government invested in military grade armoured personnel carriers and riot gear for your police. Personally, if you want to seriously have a revolution, the window of opportunity has already shut and all your gonna get now is a jail sentence and further oppression based on your constitution your government is supposedly supposed to follow. Spoiler This opinion is certainly going to put me on some sort of TSA-flight blacklist, isn't it?
5305
« on: November 02, 2014, 10:03:39 AM »
Both, though Coffee is the only one I can drink black.
5306
« on: November 02, 2014, 10:02:16 AM »
This has to be the best thread ever.A thread truly worthy of being completely offtopic anything.  Spoiler They're drinking superior, blue-capped, whole-milk'd tea, obviously
5307
« on: November 01, 2014, 10:01:46 PM »
Green milk goes better in tea <_<
This makes it the superior form of milk.
BLASPHEMY! SLANDER! LIES!
Stop peddling your Green milk here you heretic!
>buying into the blue milk consortium's lies
Disgraceful.
I think this is the only topic that I will ever completely disagree with you. Also, why isn't this in Serious?
5308
« on: November 01, 2014, 09:53:10 PM »
Green milk goes better in tea <_<
This makes it the superior form of milk.
BLASPHEMY! SLANDER! LIES! Stop peddling your Green milk here you heretic!
5309
« on: November 01, 2014, 09:51:13 PM »
I'll put an image here once my friends upload some.
Don't be amazed though, it's make out of tin cans, a toaster packaging box and tin foil.
5310
« on: November 01, 2014, 09:49:16 PM »
Haram. But not as Haram as redmilk.
Why do other types of milks exist other than "default" (Blue)? Milk is reasonably plain as it is, so why process it more that it's tasteless and thin?
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