>>>>TACTICAL MAINTENANCE INBOUND<<<<

You might be able to run Half Life (and 2) if you modify the Direct X settings (Enter "-dxlevel 81" or even 70 to reduce the strain from the game properties...if you have Steam), and CounterStrike Source if you keep the settings low.

Steam-independent games are probably better for your laptop considering the low RAM, so I'd check out any games made pre-2005-ish tops.

Though with that setup you won't be able to play a 1080p video without stuttering. Oh, and don't expect ANY of these to run at 60fps, more around the mid 20's if you're lucky.

Because I like Ugly Americans.

And because Ryle MLG'd it.

At the time, it sucked... now, it's just the 3rd worst part of the game (behind the car/airboat levels)

Run it on a shit laptop at 20fps and the confusing level design meant it took a few hours to get through.

Father Grigori was certainly interesting though.

Quote from: SuperIrish on February 15, 2015, 02:30:55 PM

Chakas is allowed here just as much as you sick twisted fuckers are, myself included.

Sorry but I'm not a sick twisted fucker. I'm Deci. The one and only true autist.

Sorry Deci, should've added a *

*_{not to be taken seriously.}

Quote from: BritishLemön on February 13, 2015, 07:55:34 AM

Quote from: Numb Digger on February 13, 2015, 07:54:01 AM

Germany. Don't even consider the UK, you will regret it. As Lemon said, Wales is just bongland with more sheep.

Wales is a part of Bongland you plebe.
lrn2geography

I know but it's literally the same as England.

Tell that to a proud Welshman and they'd gladly explain it to you the contrast...with lyrical swearing and a fist.

Did they say where in Wales?

Quote from: SuperIrish on February 12, 2015, 04:26:17 PM

As for myself, I don't believe I've been an arse to anyone unless someone was as such to me first. I merely reciprocate it.

To be blunt, most assholes think the same thing.

I'm not accusing you of being an asshole, mind. I'm just saying, almost everyone thinks they're nice until provoked, even if they're not.

I suppose so. It just seems odd to me that some people can be seen as assholes by everyone yet not realise themselves.

Avvies = avatar. Mark from Ugly Americans

Damn...it's either my lack of sleep at the moment or I'm losing touch with whats "hip".

But still, yay, second person to recognise him!

I have a feeling there is some PERSONNEL grudges looming here.

And it's alright, I cry everyday.

Not exactly grudges, just the bi-weekly drama that arises over certain things.

You'll get used to it, even pick out patterns of it eventually.

Lolnope.

It's either the anonymity of this place or the topics that get brought up that draw it out of people. As for myself, I don't believe I've been an arse to anyone unless someone was as such to me first. I merely reciprocate it.

I don't use any.

Well, RC is the duck guy and Ryle's the raving cat, but that's more for identifying them than a nickname. And DZ for DigtlZesty only because DZ is easier.

Séamus:

-The most beautiful man alive. Smart, kind, and honest. A true gentleman. He easily makes friends and is good to his woman and family.

But, I thought these other ones were worthy of putting down too:

-American slang for a private detective or an Irish cop. Commonly misspelled as "Shamus." Taken from Seamus, a popular first name among Irishmen.

-An irish man with much athority over everyone. His Blood alcohol level is approximately 90% crown royal, on average drinks a skid of rye

-A drain, through which vast amounts of alcohol is poured, yet no effect is ever gained. unless belligerence can be counted. Then in that case it doesnt take much.

The true story of john jamesons whiskey-
John jameson was diving to get the whiskey barrel when seamus stabbed him with a pointy shaft and killed that little bitch. He then dove down to engage the giant squid in sexual combat and won [bare handed], with his penis. And by win, I mean lost and got raped. But some 35 years later in a dirty alley in a dirtier dumpster I found a smelly sock that kind of looked like seamus.
And so the legend lives on

-An Irish guy who likes to wear girl's pants.
Guy: Who's that red-headed chick over there?
Other guy: Nah man, that's just Seamus.

-Normally a tall specimen with rotting teeth and bad breath. It lives in small burrows across England and Ireland and only eats John Wrights hair.

Frankly I found the second-to-last one just perfect.

Flood is full of pick ones and hypotheticals atm, so I thought I'd throw my hat into the ring for this.

You have a laptop with every game currently in existence in it's library to play on, and are heading off to Mars because you just are. In your excitement, you forgot to pack your charger for the laptop and only have 3 hours to play on it before the charge runs out, and you won't be able to charge it for at least 8 months while NASA shuttle over a charger from Earth. Internet signal is pretty shitty on Mars and only reserved for scientific research, so you can't play on online game there either*.

So, you have 3 hours to start from scratch and play any game you want. What would you choose?


TLDR - Any and every game available to play. 3 hours only, never again afterwards. No internet. Wat u pik?

I assumed reverse racism was just being expressly kinder to another race than your own simply because of that difference.

Zimbabwe is great example of racism just as much as the South African Apartheid  or Nazi Germany are (ignoring Jews in this case).