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The Flood / TMW You're trying to interview a guy for school
« on: March 07, 2015, 07:21:07 PM »
And after a week he tried to contact you on the weekend you got off on break, so you fucked up and didn't notice until Monday. Then apologize profusely and ask when you can talk, give hours, wait until weekend(maybe he'll reply now?) email again and text his cellphone # when you finally realized you had it asking for him to please let you know when he can talk. Proceed to wait for hours hoping for a reply because you only have 1 day left until break is over.

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The Flood / What is the point of expensive Mech Keyboards/mice and shit?
« on: February 18, 2015, 07:13:22 PM »
Okay, seriously I don't get it at all. Regular stuff works perfectly fine, what is being gained by throwing more money at this stuff?

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Serious / Free will and shit
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:56:11 PM »
Free will or Causality?

Spoiler
For Rocketmang

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The Flood / A lesson in Internet dialogue
« on: February 14, 2015, 07:57:56 PM »
Using Caps lock and insults for emphasis of a point does not correlate with jimmies rustled or being upset.

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The Flood / Going down the slide and you feel a little glide, diarrhea
« on: February 13, 2015, 06:03:43 PM »
http://www.heptune.com/pooppoem.html
This is the true peak of Human art and ingenuity.


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The Flood / Weatherman said it's going to be -27 F next week
« on: February 13, 2015, 05:26:35 PM »
plz be wrong.

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The Flood / In response to Lemon
« on: February 13, 2015, 03:37:53 PM »
You're right, it's not. But you shit-dicked faggots are still the ones egging him on. If you stopped fucking with the guy, he wouldn't be pissed at you. I realize that some of you are incredible douchebags that prefer to go up assholes instead of pussy, but for everyone's sake just don't say anything at all and try to see who you can piss of that isn't easy to.

With Love,
Assassin

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The Flood / In Response to Deci
« on: February 13, 2015, 03:27:14 PM »
If you're that upset about something, then why not just get off this forum or the computer for now? Go do something to take your mind off of whatever is bothering you. Play a game or do whatever hobby you enjoy.

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The Flood / SKREEEEEE
« on: February 12, 2015, 08:00:51 PM »



For discussion value:

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The Flood / What idiot designed this shit?
« on: February 11, 2015, 12:02:15 AM »

wtf is this? Am I harvesting terrorist crops?

Am I fighting fucking knights in plate armor?

Why do I need a sheathe for a fucking spear? Why are there those stupid digits for the hand?

This one is a "harpoon"



Okay, this one might actually be viable if the materials aren't shit and for some reason you need a 2-handed war axe.

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The Flood / I WANT HUMIES TO LEAAVVEEEE!!
« on: February 10, 2015, 11:30:35 PM »


WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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The Flood / This is a good song
« on: February 10, 2015, 11:08:40 PM »
YouTube

Prove me wrong.

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The Flood / This is a good parent
« on: February 10, 2015, 10:47:55 PM »

Prove me wrong.

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The Flood / GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS
« on: February 09, 2015, 11:47:51 PM »




IT'S CRUSADING TIME, YOU FILTHY HERETICS

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The Flood / Now listen here, you fucks
« on: February 09, 2015, 11:29:31 PM »

Does he look pleased to you?

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A shiggaion of David, which he sang to the Lord concerning Cush, a Benjamite.

1 Lord my God, I take refuge in you;
    save and deliver me from all who pursue me,
2 or they will tear me apart like a lion
    and rip me to pieces with no one to rescue me.

3 Lord my God, if I have done this
    and there is guilt on my hands—
4 if I have repaid my ally with evil
    or without cause have robbed my foe—
5 then let my enemy pursue and overtake me;
    let him trample my life to the ground
    and make me sleep in the dust.[c]

6 Arise, Lord, in your anger;
    rise up against the rage of my enemies.
    Awake, my God; decree justice.
7 Let the assembled peoples gather around you,
    while you sit enthroned over them on high.
8     Let the Lord judge the peoples.
Vindicate me, Lord, according to my righteousness,
    according to my integrity, O Most High.
9 Bring to an end the violence of the wicked
    and make the righteous secure—
you, the righteous God
    who probes minds and hearts.

10 My shield[d] is God Most High,
    who saves the upright in heart.
11 God is a righteous judge,
    a God who displays his wrath every day.
12 If he does not relent,
    he[e] will sharpen his sword;
    he will bend and string his bow.
13 He has prepared his deadly weapons;
    he makes ready his flaming arrows.

14 Whoever is pregnant with evil
    conceives trouble and gives birth to disillusionment.
15 Whoever digs a hole and scoops it out
    falls into the pit they have made.
16 The trouble they cause recoils on them;
    their violence comes down on their own heads.

17 I will give thanks to the Lord because of his righteousness;
    I will sing the praises of the name of the Lord Most High.

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The Flood / Should I do finish my English paper?
« on: February 09, 2015, 06:54:09 PM »
I can turn 1 paper in late this semester, this is the first one, and I really don't care enough to reword it tonight. plz reply before I fall asleep at the keyboard ty

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Gaming / To: The Fgt that keeps griefing the MC server
« on: February 03, 2015, 12:25:13 AM »
Fuck yo shit, butch

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The Flood / Look I like ya, and I want ya
« on: January 31, 2015, 06:24:56 PM »
YouTube

Discuss this guy

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The Flood / Samurai Cop 2 trailer came out
« on: January 31, 2015, 12:59:22 PM »
YouTube

This is a beautiful day for all of us

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The Flood / #Baneposting
« on: January 26, 2015, 06:58:06 PM »
Shit, Bane is a user, am I banned now?

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The Flood / TBlocks secret banned me
« on: January 26, 2015, 06:38:50 PM »
u cunt

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The Flood / Fucking nyquil
« on: January 25, 2015, 07:25:21 PM »
I can barely notice I'm awake now, you fuck.

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The Flood / Not a music thread
« on: January 23, 2015, 02:03:19 AM »
Can you feel that?
Ah, shit

Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
(Will you give in to me?)
It seems what's left of my human side
Is slowly changing in me
(Will you give in to me?)

Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes (oh no)
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon in me

[Chorus:]
Get up, come on get down with the sickness [x3]
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me

I can see inside you, the sickness is rising
Don't try to deny what you feel
(Will you give in to me?)
It seems that all that was good has died
And is decaying in me
(Will you give in to me?)

It seems you're having some trouble
In dealing with these changes
Living with these changes (oh no)
The world is a scary place
Now that you've woken up the demon in me

[Chorus]

(And when I dream) [x4]
No mommy, don't do it again
Don't do it again
I'll be a good boy
I'll be a good boy, I promise
No mommy don't hit me
Why did you have to hit me like that, mommy?
Don't do it, you're hurting me
Why did you have to be such a bitch
Why don't you,
Why don't you just fuck off and die
Why can't you just fuck off and die
Why can't you just leave here and die
Never stick your hand in my face again bitch
FUCK YOU
I don't need this shit
You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore
How would you like to see how it feels mommy
Here it comes, get ready to die

[Chorus (last line changed to "Madness has now come over me")]


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The Flood / Wrong thread name, fgt
« on: January 23, 2015, 01:54:03 AM »
Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now

Back beat, the word is on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody feels
The way I do about you now

And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would
Like to say to you
But I don't know how

Because maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my wonderwall

Today was gonna be the day
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now

And all the roads that lead you there were winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
But I don't know how

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my wonderwall

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my wonderwall

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me

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The Flood / Doctor Pavel
« on: January 18, 2015, 04:56:52 PM »
I'm Sea Eye Ayy

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The Flood / ryle
« on: January 17, 2015, 11:39:17 PM »
continue

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The Flood / Freakin' fite me mods
« on: January 13, 2015, 11:59:20 PM »
Literally #modbias going on here.

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