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Messages - Dietrich Six

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The Flood / Re: I just realized something
« on: June 16, 2016, 10:39:53 AM »
Mad cause I figured it out
shut up comms officer

Whoa fella, what is this meme?

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The Flood / Re: comms officer is dietrich six
« on: June 16, 2016, 10:32:50 AM »
Oh noes

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The Flood / Re: "I don't like RC Cola"
« on: June 16, 2016, 09:41:59 AM »
vernors is best soft drink, and you have no right to disagree as a michigander

edit:
apparently i like it so much i can't even spell it right

I've always been partial to Michiganian, michigander makes you sound like a fancy duck.

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The Flood / Re: sup
« on: June 16, 2016, 09:37:32 AM »
I can't sleep plus I'm bored.  I tried falling asleep, but I just got irritated over my braces instead.

PM me some pics. Braces are my fetish
Naw my teeth are pretty fucked. Braces for two years and no change that I can see. Not fetish worthy.

Uh, that's my exact fetish. I don't dig braces because they straighten teeth, I dig em because they're on crooked teeth.
jesus

Oh... hey Pepsi.

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The Flood / Re: I just realized something
« on: June 16, 2016, 09:35:12 AM »
Mad cause I figured it out

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The Flood / Re: sup
« on: June 16, 2016, 09:33:58 AM »
I can't sleep plus I'm bored.  I tried falling asleep, but I just got irritated over my braces instead.

PM me some pics. Braces are my fetish
Naw my teeth are pretty fucked. Braces for two years and no change that I can see. Not fetish worthy.

Uh, that's my exact fetish. I don't dig braces because they straighten teeth, I dig em because they're on crooked teeth.

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The Flood / Re: I just realized something
« on: June 16, 2016, 09:32:47 AM »
except I don't

All but one of my notifications are from you.
probs because no one wants to talk to you

No one but you, boo.

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The Flood / Re: I just realized something
« on: June 16, 2016, 09:28:20 AM »
you're practically dating.

I figured. Poor Pepsi.

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The Flood / Re: I just realized something
« on: June 16, 2016, 09:27:52 AM »
except I don't

All but one of my notifications are from you.

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The Flood / I just realized something
« on: June 16, 2016, 09:19:36 AM »
Class gives me attention more than anyone else. Does that mean we're friends?

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The Flood / Re: sup
« on: June 16, 2016, 09:18:27 AM »
I can't sleep plus I'm bored.  I tried falling asleep, but I just got irritated over my braces instead.

PM me some pics. Braces are my fetish

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The Flood / Re: Just putting this here for safe keeping
« on: June 16, 2016, 09:16:14 AM »
Literally challenger

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The Flood / Re: I fucking HATE when people do this.
« on: June 16, 2016, 09:13:53 AM »
Class kind of has a point tho. I wrote off internet friends pretty easily, irl friends are harder to forget.
yeah but I was only being serious with like my first post

you can have internet friends, it's just pathetic imo to apply that label to people you haven't even met

I found it pathetic to have a label for someone who's only sexually attracted to people they have strong feelings for, doesn't mean I'm right.

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The Flood / Re: I fucking HATE when people do this.
« on: June 16, 2016, 08:44:20 AM »
Class kind of has a point tho. I wrote off internet friends pretty easily, irl friends are harder to forget.

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not even close fam
finnegans wake is life bro

https://101books.net/2012/02/15/finnegans-wake-a-literary-practical-joke/


Huh...
except that's objectively untrue and literally every line has meaning, the narrative has themes and motifs, and the plot is spot on

if you read the book out loud, it makes a lot more sense

Sure.

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The Flood / Re: no one here is as edgy as me
« on: June 16, 2016, 07:53:51 AM »
Verb is literally grinding his teeth into dust because you mentioned drugs.

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not even close fam

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The Flood / Re: Signavatar is back
« on: June 16, 2016, 07:47:18 AM »
Thank God for that. I honestly don't know what I would have done.

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The Flood / Re: I want to take this girls virginity
« on: June 15, 2016, 11:36:43 PM »
Don't be a pussy

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The Flood / Re: Do you think marriage would work out for you?
« on: June 15, 2016, 11:36:10 PM »
I'm not sure monogamy is for me. I'm a pretty abrasive person, selfish too. If think all of that would change if I had kids tho.

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The Flood / Re: Why live thread
« on: June 15, 2016, 04:54:56 PM »
I need to die god damn
suicide pact, fam? I'll fly to London and we can find Pepsi's university and jump off a building there together.

It's ok guys, I didn't want to go.
You can't afford the flight, Billy-Jo.

If I don't have to worry about living anymore I can use the money I've been saving.
Alright. You can come too. Just don't do anything to get us arrested.

I can't make any promises, but those backwards fucks don't even carry guns so we're good.

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The Flood / Re: Why live thread
« on: June 15, 2016, 04:47:07 PM »
I need to die god damn
suicide pact, fam? I'll fly to London and we can find Pepsi's university and jump off a building there together.

It's ok guys, I didn't want to go.
You can't afford the flight, Billy-Jo.

If I don't have to worry about living anymore I can use the money I've been saving.

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The Flood / Re: Why live thread
« on: June 15, 2016, 04:18:04 PM »
I need to die god damn
suicide pact, fam? I'll fly to London and we can find Pepsi's university and jump off a building there together.

It's ok guys, I didn't want to go.

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The Flood / Re: Where can I study white Magick?
« on: June 15, 2016, 04:17:14 PM »
Can't tell if meme or not, but I've practiced white Magick for over a decade now. My best friend was the one who worked in the dark arts or "black Magick", so I had to learn how to counter balance what she was dabbling in at the time to keep her safe.

This isn't the good kind of crazy.
Not to sound edgy, but Christianity and Judiasm have plenty of components that require more "craziness" than this. Religion is religion.

Same with Islam, Buddhism, paganism, etc etc etc; but that post is up there.

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The Flood / Re: I once had hope in 2d girls
« on: June 15, 2016, 03:45:12 PM »
Without a trace, I see what you did there.

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The Flood / Re: Why live thread
« on: June 15, 2016, 03:42:34 PM »
Fucking kill me now

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You gotta be kidding me bro. She's not going to cheat on you just because she's at some paradise island. Not more likely anyway.

And if she does, who cares? Just go fuck another chick and get back at her.

Yeah because revenge is sweet right? Its not like that shit never gets any worse...

Spoiler
Two wrongs don't make a right.

Disagree.

If a chick cheats on you, You continue to fuck her while fucking as many other chicks as you can at the same time.

That's a great way for you to lose your manhood if she's a total psycho, also fuck dishonesty.

If I ever get cheated on, its over.

Lose my manhood? In this hypothetical scenario, she cheated on me first. So whatever happens to her is karma.

Also lol at letting any woman overpower you. Impossible.

The thing about a girl cutting your dick off while your sleeping, is that you're asleep.

You're assuming PSU sleeps. It's a well known fact that PSU subsists on sports, beer, kinky sex and fried foods.

Nowhere in that list do you see sleep

I wouldn't call missionary kinky, but that's just me.

You forget that they're dressed like Smurfette and Handy Smurf

Had it been papa Smurf and vanity Smurf you'd have been on to something.

I heard an unconfirmed rumor about them also doing Velma and Scooby

Wouldn't think he could pull Velma off, but I can kinda see it.

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The Flood / Re: Why live thread
« on: June 15, 2016, 02:30:37 PM »
You will never smell pepsi's feet after a long run

Why live

They're isn't a single chance in hell that you'll peel open pepsi's cheeks after an hour long sauna session, why live?

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