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Messages - Dietrich Six
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6661
« on: August 03, 2016, 09:40:25 AM »
I'm on that life fam. Sugar free coffee mate is non dairy tho, in case you can't handle black coffee.
6662
« on: August 03, 2016, 09:39:15 AM »
I'm this site's best bear.
A challenger appears
You don't even suck dick, faggot.
Wildly inaccurate.
6663
« on: August 03, 2016, 08:56:18 AM »
I'm this site's best bear.
A challenger appears
6664
« on: August 03, 2016, 08:15:46 AM »
the best beer is whatever lands you in jail for doing some stupid shit
or dead
That would almost have been Rolling Rock then.
Definitely Coors light. Consequences will never be the same.
6665
« on: August 03, 2016, 08:12:05 AM »
6666
« on: August 02, 2016, 04:29:50 PM »
i hear in israel, when you do something really bad, like kill or rape someone or use counterfeit coupons , they give you an uncircumcision, which is where they put the foreskin back on
y'know, posts like this not getting any likes makes me wonder why i even still come here
Same
6667
« on: August 02, 2016, 04:27:02 PM »
I'm seeing suicide squad Thursday at an early showing
Also I've been summoned for jury duty twice and got out of it both times (once I was away at college the next my jaw was wired shut)
You gotta stop those all day blowjob marathons. Some dicks must go unsucked.
how was I sucking dick with my jaw wired shut
The implication was that your jaw had to be wired shit from the amount of dicks that passed through it.
6668
« on: August 02, 2016, 02:33:44 PM »
Also "how very" was never a thing outside that movie. You can't bring back something that didn't exist.
obviously you don't hang out in trendy circles
You weren't alive yet, so i really doubt you'd know
if you're alive in the 21st century and don't compulsively watch Heathers then you're not in a trendy circle
I'm not sure you know what trendy means.
hip
cool
Of which you are neither
6669
« on: August 02, 2016, 01:09:07 PM »
Also "how very" was never a thing outside that movie. You can't bring back something that didn't exist.
obviously you don't hang out in trendy circles
You weren't alive yet, so i really doubt you'd know
if you're alive in the 21st century and don't compulsively watch Heathers then you're not in a trendy circle
I'm not sure you know what trendy means.
6670
« on: August 02, 2016, 01:05:59 PM »
no one was spared
not even the children
Burn the little children, make them whole in the eyes of our Lord.
IT
SHALL
BE
SO
I love this more than I should.
Probably my favourite picture of my favourite pokemon
I caught a Psyduck on Pokemon Go the other day and I got really excited because Goldducks are supreme.
My golduck is bad to the ass
Golduck is the only pokemon that I have seen and not caught. I was in a fast moving car (not driving obviously), so it ran away.
Evolve it bruh
6671
« on: August 02, 2016, 12:16:00 PM »
no one was spared
not even the children
Burn the little children, make them whole in the eyes of our Lord.
IT
SHALL
BE
SO
I love this more than I should.
Probably my favourite picture of my favourite pokemon
I caught a Psyduck on Pokemon Go the other day and I got really excited because Goldducks are supreme.
My golduck is bad to the ass
6672
« on: August 02, 2016, 12:14:42 PM »
Also "how very" was never a thing outside that movie. You can't bring back something that didn't exist.
obviously you don't hang out in trendy circles
You weren't alive yet, so i really doubt you'd know
6673
« on: August 02, 2016, 11:05:53 AM »
he's THAT desperate for traffic these days? wow
*she
Did you mean to imply that anyone that has a sex change is just doing it for attention?
i mean to imply that the guy who always does things for attention is doing this for attention
if it turns out that coppercab is not bullshitting for views, then i apologize for my reasonable assumption
It is imperative that we assume that she's trans.
6674
« on: August 02, 2016, 11:03:39 AM »
Haven't seen it tbh. I'd like to but I have zero motivation to do so.
Let's watch it together
Name the time and place bb.
I don't know how to stream movies
Same
Get one of the chinks to stream it
6675
« on: August 02, 2016, 11:02:02 AM »
he's THAT desperate for traffic these days? wow
*she Did you mean to imply that anyone that has a sex change is just doing it for attention?
6676
« on: August 02, 2016, 10:59:00 AM »
Haven't seen it tbh. I'd like to but I have zero motivation to do so.
Let's watch it together
Name the time and place bb.
I don't know how to stream movies
Same
6677
« on: August 02, 2016, 10:38:50 AM »
Haven't seen it tbh. I'd like to but I have zero motivation to do so.
Let's watch it together
Name the time and place bb.
6678
« on: August 02, 2016, 10:37:45 AM »
I'm seeing suicide squad Thursday at an early showing
Also I've been summoned for jury duty twice and got out of it both times (once I was away at college the next my jaw was wired shut)
You gotta stop those all day blowjob marathons. Some dicks must go unsucked.
6679
« on: August 02, 2016, 10:36:20 AM »
You remind me of a kid that chills with my buddy. Dude has no chill.
6680
« on: August 02, 2016, 10:34:17 AM »
Oh.
Wait, that's how it showed up for you, too? Right away like that?
Jeez. Unless you just refreshed (more likely), the chances of that happening twice in a row is 1/250K, or 0.0004%...
Don't ever tell me the odds
6681
« on: August 02, 2016, 10:30:27 AM »
no one was spared
not even the children
Burn the little children, make them whole in the eyes of our Lord.
6682
« on: August 02, 2016, 09:41:53 AM »
I can't wait to see how this unfolds. Don't take her hiking though, heavy girls rarely like walking.
She's really sweet, why does it matter she's a little heavy? She's got the cutest little face I've ever seen. And she's a volunteer EMT.
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with her being heavy, just that she probably doesn't enjoy walking.
On her Tinder profile she said she's likes hikes...she used to ride horses in competitions too. She's active, and the all around great American blonde girl. Smarter than me. I feel lucky.
Then go for it brah, you got this.
6683
« on: August 02, 2016, 09:38:22 AM »
I can't wait to see how this unfolds. Don't take her hiking though, heavy girls rarely like walking.
She's really sweet, why does it matter she's a little heavy? She's got the cutest little face I've ever seen. And she's a volunteer EMT.
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with her being heavy, just that she probably doesn't enjoy walking.
6684
« on: August 02, 2016, 09:35:48 AM »
Like dis?
6685
« on: August 02, 2016, 09:28:03 AM »
Might see SS on Friday cause I got a freeish ticket.
6686
« on: August 02, 2016, 09:27:09 AM »
Haven't seen it tbh. I'd like to but I have zero motivation to do so.
6687
« on: August 02, 2016, 09:23:18 AM »
The Detroit lions are a great example of what bad calls can do to a decent team. I believe there are three rules in the NFL that the lions are responsible for, rules that hindered the lions.
I don't think they're cursed tho, it's just that no one expects them to do well so when they do they get bad calls against them.
6688
« on: August 02, 2016, 08:32:00 AM »
I can't wait to see how this unfolds. Don't take her hiking though, heavy girls rarely like walking.
6689
« on: August 02, 2016, 08:28:38 AM »
The shitpost to surpass all shitposts...
6690
« on: August 02, 2016, 08:20:14 AM »
Also "how very" was never a thing outside that movie. You can't bring back something that didn't exist.
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