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The Flood / Re: Chris Chan
« on: August 24, 2016, 11:13:20 AM »
Legit looks like a mini vagina...
man what kinda fucking malevolent demons are possessing y'all to actually look at it just fucking reading about it makes me wanna blow my brains out
Yutaka used to like to send me gore
That's cute.

Yutaka has novice level shit.


Psy has tried too but I bitched out...

Pussy

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The Flood / Re: Happy National Waffle Day
« on: August 24, 2016, 11:08:45 AM »
weird, it's also national knife day.
gonna cop some blacked squids from BHQ today.

Blacked squids sounds like a fetish.

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The Flood / Re: I haven't taken a shit for like the past 72 hours
« on: August 24, 2016, 11:07:43 AM »
>muh superior diet

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Wait, are you telling me that the massive Dashie x Fluttershy tattoo I just got on my arm won't wash off in a few weeks?



Totally worth

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The Flood / Re: need a reliable fuck for the winter
« on: August 23, 2016, 04:21:24 PM »
Hmmm.... I recommend a nerdy, just ok looking college student. Go with super skinny or slightly chubby. The thing about a winter fuck is them not having any plans. You want her on call when you gotta fuck. So low self esteem is a must.
Gramps has it right.

This has been my strategy for as long as I can remember, but even some hot ones have low self esteem.

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The Flood / Re: Hey Das, look at this
« on: August 23, 2016, 04:18:15 PM »
You intolerable asshole.

Also, the game.

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The Flood / Re: losing my mind etc
« on: August 23, 2016, 04:16:49 PM »
Trapped inside my own head

Except that you're shitposting on sep7agon

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do you want to die?
ATGATT, man. Atgatt.

All the gear in the world won't protect you from some jackass pulling out in front of you.
True.

But at least I'll die because of somebody else's stupidity, rather than my own.

That's how most of us are going out anyway.

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The Flood / Re: Platitudes that are actually pretty clever or true
« on: August 23, 2016, 04:11:49 PM »
I live by "work smarter, not harder".

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do you want to die?
ATGATT, man. Atgatt.

All the gear in the world won't protect you from some jackass pulling out in front of you.

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Gaming / Re: Any areas/levels that you absolutely dread doing?
« on: August 23, 2016, 04:02:25 PM »
Chalice dungeons in Bloodborne. Fuck those ticks man and the witches that stand up to 15ft tall.

Nothing quite like turning a corner and seeing your worst nightmare staring you in the face.

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i mean, probably not in the grand scheme, but i've always just hated that logic in general
To be serious, I don't want a tattoo, and won't get one. The issue isn't so much advising people against getting one, but when people take the moral high ground and use statements like in the OP to try and justify some judgement against getting a tattoo/people with tattoos.

I experienced the same thing with a couple of people when I made it known I want a motorcycle over a car.

Only fucking idiots drive motorcycles, do you want to die?

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The Flood / Re: Lawl XDDD you what ebin? You mad ,bro?
« on: August 23, 2016, 11:51:53 AM »
Verb browses /\pol\/?

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The Flood / Re: Rank your bottom five users
« on: August 23, 2016, 10:56:21 AM »
i rest easy knowing the seven votes for me most likely came from users who are 100% pure garbage, worthless human beings

I voted for you.

Fits your narrative.

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I never understood why someone else would even care. It's your body. It doesn't effect them in the slightest. It's nothing more than a person reaching for any reason to feel superior.
because only caring about things when they personally affect you is selfish as fuck
You act like it's pulling him out of the way of a bus. You may as well be telling him how to eat, where to live and what to drive.
why shouldn't i

you should be eating plant-based foods and driving hybrid cars--i don't care where you live, but i just never saw a problem with telling people how they should live their lives

i wouldn't care if you told me how to live mine--if it was good advice, i would take it

Hybrids are more harmful to the environment than regular cars because of the batteries. Ride a fucking bike.

 We should be eating grasshoppers for muh gains.

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The Flood / Re: So I saw all of Rick and Morty
« on: August 23, 2016, 10:52:48 AM »
That's some good shit right there 👍

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The Flood / Re: need a reliable truck for the winter
« on: August 23, 2016, 09:56:40 AM »
Stay away from rangers, too light in the back and they get zero traction.

Just find something 4wd, Subaru wagons are God's gift to snow trekkers.

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The Flood / Re: When I die fuck it I wanna go to hell
« on: August 23, 2016, 09:11:05 AM »
I know I'm going to hell
So who's coming with me?
I know I'm going to hell
And you wanna know what?
I just don't give a fuck
That's right I'm living a lie
That's right I'm ready to die
So lets fucking party
Cause tonight baby we just don't give a fuck

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The Flood / Re: Platitudes that are actually pretty clever or true
« on: August 23, 2016, 09:06:52 AM »
Verbatim doesn't know anything
opposite day is next week
which is why he said you don't know anything today
so he just likes being wrong, or what?

was that supposed to be clever because mine was way cleverer

>third grade comebacks
>clever

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"That's going to look bad when you're older"

I'm going to look bad when I'm older.
yeah, and you'll look even worse with that dumbass tattoo

you're amplifying it

Verby, by the time my tattoos start looking like shit I'll be too old to care.

Plus old bitches are easy and that's literally the only reason to care about your looks.

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"That's going to look bad when you're older"

I'm going to look bad when I'm older.

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The Flood / Re: What movie should I watch
« on: August 22, 2016, 11:03:02 AM »
Se7en, always se7en.

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The Flood / Re: Casper, send me nudes
« on: August 22, 2016, 10:50:49 AM »
I've been asking this for months.

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The Flood / Re: Your favorite movie quotes
« on: August 22, 2016, 09:47:27 AM »
"What's in the the cardboard cube? What's in the fucking cardboard cube!?"


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The Flood / Re: Which pill are you?
« on: August 22, 2016, 09:41:04 AM »
Grey or white pill tbh.

I'm here to do me, society can eat my ass.

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The Flood / Re: So about my ex's boyfriend
« on: August 21, 2016, 01:26:05 PM »
She certainly has a type

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The Flood / Re: music threads are so passé
« on: August 21, 2016, 01:20:16 PM »
YouTube


No really listen to the whole song.

Huh

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The Flood / Re: You know, I never went to bed with an ugly woman
« on: August 21, 2016, 01:08:24 PM »
This is why I'll never partake in the Devil's nectar.
you'll give it cute little pet names, though

fucking hate that shit

You're a faggot

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Gaming / Re: New Metal Gear game announced
« on: August 19, 2016, 02:42:28 PM »
A game to surpass metal gear

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Gaming / Re: Battlefield 1 Interest Gauge
« on: August 19, 2016, 02:10:29 PM »
Get these nuts. My brother wants it so I'll probably be getting it (ps4)

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