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6121
« on: September 22, 2016, 01:11:38 AM »
My submission.
Font: Capsuula
Lettering: F0F0F0
Logo: 2aafe5
Worst logo
6122
« on: September 22, 2016, 01:07:43 AM »
Me, obviously.
6123
« on: September 22, 2016, 01:07:08 AM »
Me, obviously.
6124
« on: September 22, 2016, 01:01:54 AM »
Me, obviously.
6125
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:12:42 PM »
would come but I the car
I the car soon too.
6126
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:07:06 PM »
lots of butthurt normies itt
Another beautifully orchestrated comment. +1
i do my best to uphold only the highest of posting standards
Spot on ol' chap
6127
« on: September 21, 2016, 03:57:54 PM »
lots of butthurt normies itt
Another beautifully orchestrated comment. +1
6128
« on: September 21, 2016, 03:56:34 PM »
Also you can just long press things for hover capabilities.
Not if you have a fast connection.
That's not how a long press works.
Maybe it doesn't work on this phone because of the S-pen capability.
That's a possibility
6129
« on: September 21, 2016, 03:54:15 PM »
Also you can just long press things for hover capabilities.
Not if you have a fast connection.
That's not how a long press works.
6130
« on: September 21, 2016, 03:53:34 PM »
Yeah, there are some opinions that have no place in the 21st century. That shouldnt be some big twist.
Yeah like your knuckle dragging opinions when it comes to anything scientific.
Nah, your terrible social opinions like "family" or "country" being important whatsoever.
You're a huge faggot.
stars are in space
Water isn't wet
6131
« on: September 21, 2016, 03:50:20 PM »
Also you can just long press things for hover capabilities.
6132
« on: September 21, 2016, 03:49:53 PM »
quality discussion itt
Quality comment.
6133
« on: September 21, 2016, 03:49:14 PM »
Yeah, there are some opinions that have no place in the 21st century. That shouldnt be some big twist.
Yeah like your knuckle dragging opinions when it comes to anything scientific.
Nah, your terrible social opinions like "family" or "country" being important whatsoever.
You're a huge faggot.
6134
« on: September 21, 2016, 03:46:27 PM »
Lol when that shit came on I couldn't focus anymore. What a shit theme song.
It's so bad but I love it anyway
It's all good. Young thug songs get me pumped.
6135
« on: September 21, 2016, 03:44:54 PM »
Lol when that shit came on I couldn't focus anymore. What a shit theme song.
6136
« on: September 21, 2016, 03:43:18 PM »
But she's so cuuuuutttteeee.
The deer in the headlights look. I'll concede that
6137
« on: September 21, 2016, 03:42:30 PM »
I used to pretend to be female on the internet because I love crushing the hopes and dreams of thirsty high school kids, and then I fell in love with a man.
He broke my heart when he found out I was male.
Is it story time with Uncle Dietrich now?
Nah, the wound is too fresh.
6138
« on: September 21, 2016, 03:16:55 PM »
I would totally deal with the paparazzi if it means I could date Zooey Deschanel.
The deer in the headlights look.
6139
« on: September 21, 2016, 02:15:20 PM »
>Audience giggles, titters, whispers
"Now...."
>Light laughter breaks out in eager anticipation
"White people."
>Hearty guffawing
"I mean really."
>Audience members start crying from laughing so hard
"It's not 1600 anymore. We don't need to navigate the Horn of Africa to find India anymore."
>Audience members shit themselves from unrestrained laughter
"Let's face it, white people are like what you'd get if you take a Flock of Seagulls concert and add Nyquil."
>Tears of laughter deluge the audience, causing severe dehydration
"I mean, really. Why do we need white people? To copy out the Bible onto parchment paper in a monastery?"
>Laughter so fierce that glass in the studio shatters, raining down and killing the elderly
"I MEAN REALLY!"
>Foundation of building shakes with the resonance of hilarity, triggering an earthquake
"IT'S 2016 PEOPLE!"
>Laughter can be picked up on AM radio, distorting satellite signals and causing oil tankers to crash into coastlines
>Hyenas in zoos across the nation driven mad by what they perceive to be the calls of their species and devour one another
>Obama issues executive order to level Redwood forests, creating enough sawdust to cover billions of gallons of vomit unleashed by the laughter
>The exaggerated eccentricity of Earth's orbit slingshots the moon out of orbit
>The French surrender
>HBO green-lights another 19 seasons
>John Oliver returns home after a hard day's work to enjoy the sleep of the jest
That poor earthquake was triggered and no one cared. #earthquakelivesmatter
6140
« on: September 21, 2016, 02:12:25 PM »
What the fuck is that last sentence?
6141
« on: September 21, 2016, 02:08:06 PM »
I used to pretend to be female on the internet because I love crushing the hopes and dreams of thirsty high school kids, and then I fell in love with a man.
He broke my heart when he found out I was male.
6142
« on: September 21, 2016, 12:26:22 PM »
white Latina mixed goddess
[Insert vomit-chan image here]
Racist
6143
« on: September 21, 2016, 12:17:33 PM »
I don't dream.
6144
« on: September 20, 2016, 02:18:04 PM »
Wow, not a single good band, impressive.
G-eazy doe
6145
« on: September 19, 2016, 10:06:40 PM »
Reppin dat kbox 200w nigga
Damn son
6146
« on: September 19, 2016, 07:06:57 PM »
roast me famalam
You look like a kid in a Tim Burton animated flick.
6147
« on: September 19, 2016, 06:59:27 PM »
looks like a pain to clean
Looks like a pain to insert
6148
« on: September 19, 2016, 06:18:32 PM »
But guys... I vape...
We get it, you vape.
Buy have you seen my fused Clapton kicking 130 watts on my rx200?
6149
« on: September 19, 2016, 06:17:10 PM »
Did I give Dietrich One?
Idk
You've given me one but haven't asked anyone to describe me.
6150
« on: September 19, 2016, 06:13:50 PM »
Them brows on fleek
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