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Messages - Dietrich Six

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The Flood / Re: I just shaved Batch's genitals, AMA
« on: March 08, 2017, 11:18:35 PM »
Will you shave my genitals?

I'm not sure it's something I feel like doing again. Lots of dicey moments

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The Flood / Re: I just shaved Batch's genitals, AMA
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:56:41 PM »
Did you intentionally leave patches?

You saw those huh? He was pretty agitated.

"When does it stop itching" -Batch

This is why trimming is superior. Nice clean look without all the headaches.

I tried to tell him, lol.

Poor guy, two weeks and he should be good.

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The Flood / Re: I just shaved Batch's genitals, AMA
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:51:06 PM »
Did you intentionally leave patches?

You saw those huh? He was pretty agitated.

"When does it stop itching" -Batch

This is why trimming is superior. Nice clean look without all the headaches.

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The Flood / Re: Who has the biggest penis thread (no lying)
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:44:59 PM »
Three inches and phimotic. It's about the thickness of my thumb.


God I fucking wish.
you're not really twinkish enough to have a cute penis
That's not the point. The point is to have every girl I ever show it to laugh in my face and insult me.
when have you ever showed a girl your penis
I mean, it's happened before.
gross

you shouldn't be showing girls your dick, you should be showing me your dick
I'll be honest. If we spend a weekend binge drinking when you're in Scranton, it'll definitely accidentally happen.

You got a couch I can crash on for a visit?
No.
I have a floor, or a garage. Or a porch

Huh, I'll get a room then. Shit can't be that expensive.

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The Flood / Re: Who has the biggest penis thread (no lying)
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:39:07 PM »
Three inches and phimotic. It's about the thickness of my thumb.


God I fucking wish.
you're not really twinkish enough to have a cute penis
That's not the point. The point is to have every girl I ever show it to laugh in my face and insult me.
when have you ever showed a girl your penis
I mean, it's happened before.
gross

you shouldn't be showing girls your dick, you should be showing me your dick
I'll be honest. If we spend a weekend binge drinking when you're in Scranton, it'll definitely accidentally happen.

You got a couch I can crash on for a visit?

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The Flood / Re: Just shaved DietrichSix's armpits. AMA
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:38:06 PM »
not even like a trim?

This is literally the first I'm hearing of it being a big deal.

who's gonna wanna suck that

Oral is repulsive & degrading IMO.

Oral is fantastic, I love going down on girls and I've melt more than a few that feel the same

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The Flood / Re: Who has the biggest penis thread (no lying)
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:32:52 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I just shaved Batch's genitals, AMA
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:20:57 PM »
Did you intentionally leave patches?

You saw those huh? He was pretty agitated.

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The Flood / Re: Who has the biggest penis thread (no lying)
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:19:13 PM »
Three inches and phimotic. It's about the thickness of my thumb.


God I fucking wish.
you're not really twinkish enough to have a cute penis
That's not the point. The point is to have every girl I ever show it to laugh in my face and insult me.

The oh's are much more fun

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The Flood / Re: Who has the biggest penis thread (no lying)
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:17:55 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Just shaved DietrichSix's armpits. AMA
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:16:19 PM »
I trim, any got no time for ingrown hairs

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The Flood / Re: Who has the biggest penis thread (no lying)
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:15:00 PM »
itt: everyone is above average

I'll show you above average

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The Flood / Re: Dietrich post your dick
« on: March 08, 2017, 09:48:25 PM »
I might later in the discord

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The Flood / Re: I just shaved Batch's genitals, AMA
« on: March 08, 2017, 09:47:19 PM »
You missed my asshole

Left it on purpose, nothing sexier than the tuft of hair that catches the chocolate.

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The Flood / Re: Just shaved DietrichSix's armpits. AMA
« on: March 08, 2017, 09:34:54 PM »
It's coming back in, it itches like a mother
HOW DO YOU THINK MY BALLS FEEL RIGHT NOW

You asked for it, just rub them.

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The Flood / Re: Logan
« on: March 08, 2017, 09:26:26 PM »
oh man I loved the gore in this

Chunks of face everywhere

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The Flood / Re: I just shaved Batch's genitals, AMA
« on: March 08, 2017, 09:25:19 PM »
How long did it take

Not too long, thirty minutes or so

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The Flood / Re: I just shaved Batch's genitals, AMA
« on: March 08, 2017, 09:24:47 PM »
Did you straight razor that shit?

I have real shaky hands so that's a no go

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The Flood / Re: Just shaved DietrichSix's armpits. AMA
« on: March 08, 2017, 09:24:12 PM »
It's coming back in, it itches like a mother

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The Flood / Re: Who has the biggest penis thread (no lying)
« on: March 08, 2017, 09:23:09 PM »
7 1/2. I'm pretty happy with it tbh.
I could be happy with it :3

Lemme know, I ain't touched wall in forever.

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The Flood / Re: Verb get snapchat pls
« on: March 08, 2017, 09:22:35 PM »
Everyone should add me and snap me inappropriate pictures. dietrichsix

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The Flood / Re: What's your favorite vegetable?
« on: March 08, 2017, 09:18:53 PM »
I've always liked broccoli. Asparagus is top tier

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The Flood / Re: Who has the biggest penis thread (no lying)
« on: March 08, 2017, 09:17:34 PM »
7 1/2. I'm pretty happy with it tbh.

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Something horribly depressing that alienates the audience.

Bad guys always win in my writing.

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The Flood / Re: Shoe size thread
« on: March 08, 2017, 09:11:46 PM »
12 12 1/2

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The Flood / AMA I just shaved Batch's genitals, AMA
« on: March 08, 2017, 08:48:43 AM »
^^^

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Gaming / Re: Breath of the Wild Thread - Play it on Wii U Instead
« on: March 08, 2017, 08:46:48 AM »
So my boy got rid of his wii u, now I can't play.

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