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« on: August 19, 2017, 04:05:42 PM »
listen class i've lived in florida my entire life and there's one thing you need to know before you move down here...
Spoiler DON'T LIVE IN FLORIDA He's not wrong
2342
« on: August 19, 2017, 04:04:17 PM »
All these apsies playing with their fidget spinners and I'm just sitting here slicing off my fingers.
I'm scared of my 67 again. help
a drop my brad zinker boker on my toe once and it sliced straight down to the carpet
there was blood everywhere and i used loctite professional grade superglue to stop it from bleeding
later on i went to my database class and casually went on with the class as my shoe filled with blood from the superglue coming apart
the moral of the story is not to play with knives while barefoot
tfw too lazy to get stitches
you better treat that shit you can get a serious infection
That's how Marley went out
Dude he died of melanoma, not infection.
'Cause his dumb-ass religion forbade any kind of 'surgery' which really would have just been to cut out the fucking affected skin before it spread.
Wait that's how Bob Marley died? Hahahaha what a fucking dumbass
Yeah, melanoma on his toe (because what are socks or sunscreen lol?) that ended up spreading through his body and ended up as lung cancer because rastafaris are anti-medicine.
Weed is the best medicine
2343
« on: August 19, 2017, 04:00:22 PM »
i think we can all agree that desty is rock lee
Lol this may be the best one.
2344
« on: August 19, 2017, 03:58:26 PM »
Gib
kabuto
That's actually pretty accurate
2345
« on: August 19, 2017, 03:59:53 AM »
Also, I don't ever go against the grain. Shave twice with the grain if need be, but there is nothing worth the bullshit you get after shaving against the grain.
2346
« on: August 19, 2017, 03:56:16 AM »
Gib
2347
« on: August 19, 2017, 12:27:06 AM »
Someone drops every week down here from heroine. My brother just found a dude who had been baking for a while when he went fishing.
2348
« on: August 19, 2017, 12:10:59 AM »
All these apsies playing with their fidget spinners and I'm just sitting here slicing off my fingers.
I'm scared of my 67 again. help
a drop my brad zinker boker on my toe once and it sliced straight down to the carpet
there was blood everywhere and i used loctite professional grade superglue to stop it from bleeding
later on i went to my database class and casually went on with the class as my shoe filled with blood from the superglue coming apart
the moral of the story is not to play with knives while barefoot
tfw too lazy to get stitches
you better treat that shit you can get a serious infection
That's how Marley went out
Dude he died of melanoma, not infection.
'Cause his dumb-ass religion forbade any kind of 'surgery' which really would have just been to cut out the fucking affected skin before it spread.
Gross
2349
« on: August 19, 2017, 12:10:29 AM »
Hot softens the hair, shave, cold to close the pores to moisturize.
2350
« on: August 18, 2017, 10:25:21 PM »
All these apsies playing with their fidget spinners and I'm just sitting here slicing off my fingers.
I'm scared of my 67 again. help
a drop my brad zinker boker on my toe once and it sliced straight down to the carpet
there was blood everywhere and i used loctite professional grade superglue to stop it from bleeding
later on i went to my database class and casually went on with the class as my shoe filled with blood from the superglue coming apart
the moral of the story is not to play with knives while barefoot
tfw too lazy to get stitches
you better treat that shit you can get a serious infection
That's how Marley went out
2351
« on: August 18, 2017, 09:15:54 PM »
I never know where to look
2352
« on: August 18, 2017, 06:58:05 PM »
100 episodes
2353
« on: August 18, 2017, 06:56:37 PM »
presents
Gotta go fast my dude
2354
« on: August 18, 2017, 06:53:06 PM »
America is just a shitty version of Canada
You just a hat my dude
You guys are just our shorts with the zipper undone, and Florida is the dick that hangs out.
I like to think it's our rat tail.
2355
« on: August 18, 2017, 06:10:42 PM »
I have one of those clicky cubes, does that count?
2356
« on: August 18, 2017, 06:10:14 PM »
All these apsies playing with their fidget spinners and I'm just sitting here slicing off my fingers.
I'm scared of my 67 again. help
A knife is never truly yours until it cuts you.
2357
« on: August 18, 2017, 06:00:53 PM »
I usually just rock that five o clock shadow look. You can't see how shitty my facial hair is if it's short.
2358
« on: August 18, 2017, 05:59:24 PM »
America is just a shitty version of Canada
You just a hat my dude
2359
« on: August 18, 2017, 05:57:04 PM »
Puta means "beautiful" in spanish
Maricon means "Handsome" in spanish
What does pinchaye maderey mean? The guys at work keep shouting it at me.
motherfucker
That wasn't what I expected.
2360
« on: August 17, 2017, 10:44:29 PM »
Just entered to win the collector's edition. This could turn into a part 2.
2361
« on: August 17, 2017, 10:43:17 PM »
tfw i keep getting people who are bad with Doomfist but still pick him.
Shoot me an invite and I can fill that role. I'm fucking terrible with the new characters
2362
« on: August 17, 2017, 10:42:13 PM »
I'm still not convinced that you're not just a bot trying to learn human speech patterns.
2363
« on: August 17, 2017, 10:40:20 PM »
Eyyyyy happy birthday my man. Sorry I'm so late to the game. How'd it go?
2364
« on: August 17, 2017, 10:38:38 PM »
Tactical
2365
« on: August 17, 2017, 10:35:57 PM »
Whoever gets Drew Brees basically won
I'd say A-Rod and Ryan are pretty even with Brees.
You guys are forgetting about Stafford and Carr.
2366
« on: August 17, 2017, 10:34:49 PM »
I still can't get over the fact that they devoted 5 minutes to a sex scene between the two worst characters in television
What makes her character worse is her ignorance towards the Unsullied when it comes to them being cut. Even though she is the official translator for the Wise Masters who are involved in the training and selling of the Unsullied, she somehow doesn't know if they are cut or not. The whole city is going to know they are eunuchs when there's thousands of them being trained and them being eunuchs is going to be brought up during the sale like in the book. Bronn even knows these people are cut so Missandei has absolutely no reason to not know that. Even Dany's ignorance is painful due to her living with Illyrio who has Unsullied slaves as body guards. This ignorance they both have would be like me living in Nazi Germany and not knowing my father was a member of the Nazi party even though he's wearing a SS uniform and he works beside Hitler.
I'm pretty sure she knew my man
2367
« on: August 17, 2017, 10:33:01 PM »
Puta means "beautiful" in spanish
Maricon means "Handsome" in spanish
What does pinchaye maderey mean? The guys at work keep shouting it at me.
2368
« on: August 17, 2017, 03:38:54 PM »
Vien so I can tell him I'm not a fucking furry to his fucking furry FACE
That'll show him
2369
« on: August 17, 2017, 01:02:53 AM »
2.5, I've brought shame upon my house.
2370
« on: August 16, 2017, 10:32:58 PM »
I'm split between Luis or Who.
Gatsby, more like shatsby.
Rhude
It's funny because he's English
Nothing you say is funny. You're actually worse than Rocketman.
Nuh uh, people like me.
I like you
Thanks babe
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