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The Flood / Re: Disney Should Change Their Animated Movies...
« on: August 21, 2017, 12:48:18 AM »
Why do I live in a world where I have to either make soccer moms or your penis happy

Why not both?

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The Flood / Re: haha fml
« on: August 21, 2017, 12:26:03 AM »
Suck off a Beretta M9's barrel and make sure to get it to climax by pulling its trigger.

Lol I have the civilian model too

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The Flood / Re: GoT Episode 6 Discussion Thread?
« on: August 20, 2017, 10:06:33 PM »
Night king op

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The Flood / Re: I had a fucking adventure today
« on: August 20, 2017, 10:03:19 PM »
I honestly can't even put into words how disappointed I am in you.
why

I am an object and objects get used

I need to be with the slime and the filth (in general -- these guys are actually p cool)

I'll be ready for dietrich lifestyle lol

What exactly do you think my lifestyle is?
drugs and degeneracy

not exactly my friend
not to the extent of what I just experienced but I figured I should dive into the deep end so the kiddie pool wasnt as scary

Lol if you've smoked weed you're already prepared. We don't really fuck with anything but weed and alcohol.

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The Flood / Re: I had a fucking adventure today
« on: August 20, 2017, 09:57:22 PM »
I honestly can't even put into words how disappointed I am in you.
why

I am an object and objects get used

I need to be with the slime and the filth (in general -- these guys are actually p cool)

I'll be ready for dietrich lifestyle lol

What exactly do you think my lifestyle is?
drugs and degeneracy

not exactly my friend

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The Flood / Re: Can you sleep well in a strange place?
« on: August 20, 2017, 09:54:14 PM »
I basically camp all the time

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The Flood / Re: People say I am crazy for taking this job.
« on: August 20, 2017, 09:49:54 PM »
It's like a real life mother base...

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The Flood / Re: battlestations
« on: August 20, 2017, 09:42:58 PM »
lol


I appreciate asymmetrical design but you need at least three more monitors of various sizes.

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The Flood / Re: I had a fucking adventure today
« on: August 20, 2017, 09:23:41 PM »
I honestly can't even put into words how disappointed I am in you.
why

I am an object and objects get used

I need to be with the slime and the filth (in general -- these guys are actually p cool)

I'll be ready for dietrich lifestyle lol

What exactly do you think my lifestyle is?

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The Flood / Re: Home surgery
« on: August 19, 2017, 06:18:04 PM »
I cut out a lot of ingrown hairs, the little short ones... usually.  Same with my ingrown toenails till I got those permanently removed

Never had in ingrown nail but ingrown hairs are the bane of my existence. Stopped shaving my pubes because of it.
um..
I only get them under my jaw/neck, im guessing because I pluck my facial hair

Why on God's green earth would you pluck your facial hair?

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The Flood / Re: Home surgery
« on: August 19, 2017, 06:15:45 PM »
I cut out a lot of ingrown hairs, the little short ones... usually.  Same with my ingrown toenails till I got those permanently removed

Never had in ingrown nail but ingrown hairs are the bane of my existence. Stopped shaving my pubes because of it.

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The Flood / Re: You are a homosexual if...
« on: August 19, 2017, 06:14:13 PM »
I do find guys attractive, I dunno why. But I never really think of myself as gay, similar to how my friend forgets that I'm not a girl

So you're saying there's a chance
A chance of what
He wants to eat your ass
Oh yeah, that's fine.  Can't find anyone else who will tbh

I find that hard to believe
There are no fags here and the kid down the hall is straight, so

Oh, I'm not gay

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The Flood / Re: You are a homosexual if...
« on: August 19, 2017, 06:13:54 PM »
I do find guys attractive, I dunno why. But I never really think of myself as gay, similar to how my friend forgets that I'm not a girl

So you're saying there's a chance
A chance of what
He wants to eat your ass
Oh yeah, that's fine.  Can't find anyone else who will tbh
I mean... again... I know a couple who would...
Your people scare me and im too autistic and clingy for meet-ups

Autistic and clingy is Das's wheelhouse

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The Flood / Re: You are a homosexual if...
« on: August 19, 2017, 06:10:09 PM »
I do find guys attractive, I dunno why. But I never really think of myself as gay, similar to how my friend forgets that I'm not a girl

So you're saying there's a chance
A chance of what
He wants to eat your ass
Oh yeah, that's fine.  Can't find anyone else who will tbh

I find that hard to believe

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The Flood / Home surgery
« on: August 19, 2017, 06:04:00 PM »
Any opinions on providing your own medical care at home? Any experiences with putting your body back together yourself instead of going to the hospital?

I have a pretty large list of procedures that I've done myself. My mother was a nurse and taught me a lot about taking care of myself.



I've removed glass that was embedded in my foot and healed over, my brother glued my scalp back together, and I've removed my own stitches among other things.

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The Flood / Re: What is your opinion on mutilated inside-out penises?
« on: August 19, 2017, 05:58:20 PM »
maybe nonbinary genders wouldnt exist
But... they don't exist.
They exist, sponges for example have only one gender. One =/= two, so it is nonbinary
Or rather, sponges do not have gender, period.

Therefore a gender system within the realm of sponges can not exist.

In sciencey terms, this is known as agender

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The Flood / Re: You are a homosexual if...
« on: August 19, 2017, 05:45:16 PM »
I do find guys attractive, I dunno why. But I never really think of myself as gay, similar to how my friend forgets that I'm not a girl

So you're saying there's a chance
A chance of what

Of meatballs

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It's pretty depressing how many of you watched Naruto enough to know these characters

It's pretty depressing that you can't partake in this thread because you haven't.

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The Flood / Re: Lifters of Sep7agon
« on: August 19, 2017, 05:21:59 PM »
Are you dropping the weight after or lowering it like a fucking retard?

???

Dropping heavy deadlifts damages the floor and will get you thrown out of any gym or meet.

Christ.

No lifting federation judges a dropped deadlift as a valid rep, but regardless, any thoughts on the issue of plateauing?

Honestly I just push through. Might take a while but you'll get through eventually.

There's all kinds of different shit people try but they never worked for me. Take a week off deadlift and try after.

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The Flood / Re: You are a homosexual if...
« on: August 19, 2017, 04:47:10 PM »
I do find guys attractive, I dunno why. But I never really think of myself as gay, similar to how my friend forgets that I'm not a girl

So you're saying there's a chance

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The Flood / Re: Lifters of Sep7agon
« on: August 19, 2017, 04:34:47 PM »
Are you dropping the weight after or lowering it like a fucking retard?

???

Dropping heavy deadlifts damages the floor and will get you thrown out of any gym or meet.

Christ.

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Gaming / Re: capcom steam sale
« on: August 19, 2017, 04:27:40 PM »
Re4 is best resident evil

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The Flood / Re: You are a homosexual if...
« on: August 19, 2017, 04:16:40 PM »
Stating the obvious like a revelation. It's in our blood and our minds. We are the captains of our destinies. We are captain obvious.

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The Flood / Re: Lifters of Sep7agon
« on: August 19, 2017, 04:14:59 PM »
Are you dropping the weight after or lowering it like a fucking retard?

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The Flood / Re: Will women choose sex robots over you?
« on: August 19, 2017, 04:13:36 PM »
Who gives a shit, sex robots my friend.

Human interaction is a crutch for the weak.

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The Flood / Re: Shaving
« on: August 19, 2017, 04:10:16 PM »
Nothing but babyfaces on this forum. Been shaving weekly since I was 13 and never had any problems at all.

ive been able to keep the beard at bay since is was 14 but now i want the clean shave so im using a real razor

Straight razor or no razor

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The Flood / Re: Shaving
« on: August 19, 2017, 04:09:32 PM »
Nothing but babyfaces on this forum. Been shaving weekly since I was 13 and never had any problems at all.

Spic staches don't count my man

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The Flood / Re: vocal fry speakers
« on: August 19, 2017, 04:07:17 PM »
Does Flee speak with the fry?
Not really, but it sounds that way on my microphone. It gets better when I turn op the mic volume, but then it gets a lot of noise and picks up all my keyboard strokes.

"Keyboard" strokes

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