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1711
« on: November 29, 2017, 03:09:38 AM »
Ducks can fly but horses kick real hard. I'd probably just slap the bill off that motherfucker.
1712
« on: November 29, 2017, 01:05:52 AM »
Lol, sorey sound like a Canadian stepped on your Nike's.
His voice and character pissed me off a lot
I really hate the whole "I won't kill anyone no matter what :^)" kind of character, even when faced with real life shit. It's such a naive fucking thing.
Just blind em and puncture their eardrums. Problem solved.
1713
« on: November 28, 2017, 10:44:11 PM »
Get her a cute plushie or if you're close to her get her a body pillow with her senpai on it.
I'll go with the plushie. Since making a body pillow with my own image would be very disturbing.
I agree with your latter statement. There's a store at my mall that just sells stock body pillows with characters on them. It honestly creeps me out lol
wait no I read that wrong. You're her senpai? aw
€=3
1714
« on: November 28, 2017, 10:42:18 PM »
Lol, sorey sound like a Canadian stepped on your Nike's.
1715
« on: November 28, 2017, 10:38:16 PM »
Easily the weakest in the series.
Shit was mad forgettable my dude, barring giant crab friend.
1716
« on: November 28, 2017, 07:57:23 AM »
Yennefer a Thot, Triss is /ourgirl/.
I've never before been as angry as I am right now.
1717
« on: November 28, 2017, 07:46:25 AM »
One fateful day on Tatooine, Luke Skywalker entered Chalmun's Spaceport Cantina and sat down at the bar. After Baba, who was apparently drunk, growled a few words at Luke, Dr. Evazan informed Skywalker that his partner, Ponda Baba, did not like him. Despite Luke's efforts to avoid a confrontation, Ponda attacked him. The scuffle was ended when Obi-Wan Kenobi severed Baba's right arm with his lightsaber.
Evazan tried to use his medical knowledge to replace Baba's arm, but the surgery was a failure, almost resulting in Baba's death. The two parted ways, with Baba swearing to impart vengeance on his former partner.
After a partial reconciliation, they reunited and set up a base in a castle on Ando. Evazan had created a mind-transferring machine, which Baba hoped would give him a new body. Evazan lured an Andoan senator to the castle, then trapped him in his machine. When Baba was in place, Evazan started the machine. Their bodies switched, Ponda Baba had the senator's body, but the senator, now in Baba's body, escaped the machine and chased them to the rooftop. He tried to kill the doctor and Baba with a thermal detonator, but, they jumped off the roof just before the detonator exploded, which killed the senator. Ponda Baba and Evazan swore vengeance on each other, as previously before.
Ponda Baba was later wanted by the Corellian Security Force for attacking various locations on Corellia's neighboring planet Talus, with the help of his Aqualish gang the Followers of Baba. However, the CorSec could not take him in themselves, so they hired a spacer instead, who was successful in capturing Ponda Baba and dispersing the rest of his gang.
That ugly motherfucker was some kinda space genius?
yeah he made these
Terrifying
1718
« on: November 28, 2017, 07:33:53 AM »
Dragon dildo
1719
« on: November 28, 2017, 07:13:59 AM »
One fateful day on Tatooine, Luke Skywalker entered Chalmun's Spaceport Cantina and sat down at the bar. After Baba, who was apparently drunk, growled a few words at Luke, Dr. Evazan informed Skywalker that his partner, Ponda Baba, did not like him. Despite Luke's efforts to avoid a confrontation, Ponda attacked him. The scuffle was ended when Obi-Wan Kenobi severed Baba's right arm with his lightsaber.
Evazan tried to use his medical knowledge to replace Baba's arm, but the surgery was a failure, almost resulting in Baba's death. The two parted ways, with Baba swearing to impart vengeance on his former partner.
After a partial reconciliation, they reunited and set up a base in a castle on Ando. Evazan had created a mind-transferring machine, which Baba hoped would give him a new body. Evazan lured an Andoan senator to the castle, then trapped him in his machine. When Baba was in place, Evazan started the machine. Their bodies switched, Ponda Baba had the senator's body, but the senator, now in Baba's body, escaped the machine and chased them to the rooftop. He tried to kill the doctor and Baba with a thermal detonator, but, they jumped off the roof just before the detonator exploded, which killed the senator. Ponda Baba and Evazan swore vengeance on each other, as previously before.
Ponda Baba was later wanted by the Corellian Security Force for attacking various locations on Corellia's neighboring planet Talus, with the help of his Aqualish gang the Followers of Baba. However, the CorSec could not take him in themselves, so they hired a spacer instead, who was successful in capturing Ponda Baba and dispersing the rest of his gang.
That ugly motherfucker was some kinda space genius?
1720
« on: November 28, 2017, 07:10:58 AM »
Your mom goes to college
1721
« on: November 27, 2017, 04:54:57 PM »
How can you despise Queen?
1722
« on: November 26, 2017, 10:09:25 AM »
Tfw 6'4" 210 pounds with shit aesthetics.
1723
« on: November 25, 2017, 05:03:08 PM »
This is the greatest comic book artwork since Halo Escalation
Mfw
1724
« on: November 25, 2017, 05:00:09 PM »
reddit is a good website, it's the community that's terrible
tfw banned for saying women's soccer was fucking shit
What's wrong with being right?
1725
« on: November 25, 2017, 08:24:28 AM »
What's the over under on verb committing suicide?
I'm thinking 27.
Well shit, dude, how old are you? I wouldn't be surprised if your plan is to kill yourself at age 27 and this is just you projecting.
29 biiiiitch. Every day is a gift.
Clearly, seeing how you wish to spend it on sep7agon
You got me
1726
« on: November 25, 2017, 07:07:09 AM »
Every day is a gift.
then why am i paying for them
Just be homeless my dude
1727
« on: November 25, 2017, 06:29:16 AM »
What's the over under on verb committing suicide?
I'm thinking 27.
Well shit, dude, how old are you? I wouldn't be surprised if your plan is to kill yourself at age 27 and this is just you projecting.
29 biiiiitch. Every day is a gift.
1728
« on: November 25, 2017, 03:13:25 AM »
Any district will do.
Laughs are cheap
1729
« on: November 25, 2017, 03:11:34 AM »
Titanfall 2 takes it
1730
« on: November 25, 2017, 03:10:42 AM »
Poor guy, GameStop is the worst
1731
« on: November 25, 2017, 01:10:44 AM »
Can we get a custom "slash breaks your hymen bone" death?
1732
« on: November 25, 2017, 01:08:58 AM »
What's the over under on verb committing suicide?
I'm thinking 27.
no chance
Please
1733
« on: November 25, 2017, 01:05:52 AM »
What's the over under on verb committing suicide?
I'm thinking 27.
1734
« on: November 25, 2017, 12:11:48 AM »
i honestly don't know why you bother with signups, i would just pick people
You know, the Nazis forced the Jews to fight in a Colosseum.
1735
« on: November 25, 2017, 12:00:26 AM »
What is up with dude's hand?
1736
« on: November 24, 2017, 10:46:17 PM »
Dietrich Six
Mein avatar
District Six
My man
1737
« on: November 24, 2017, 10:40:18 PM »
Here's a better joke.
Deez Nuts.
Hello Reddit
wow so this is what getting gold is like
thanks a lot, stranger!
1738
« on: November 24, 2017, 02:14:17 AM »
You can jerk it while waiting for the match to load. Super efficient.
it takes me 30-60 minutes to get off which is why i don't do it anymore
Get the slow jerk going, ain't gotta pump and dump my dude
yes you do
What happened man? Who hurt you?
1739
« on: November 24, 2017, 01:55:45 AM »
You can jerk it while waiting for the match to load. Super efficient.
it takes me 30-60 minutes to get off which is why i don't do it anymore
Get the slow jerk going, ain't gotta pump and dump my dude
1740
« on: November 24, 2017, 01:44:59 AM »
So you chastise people for doing something you do. Nope, not even close to what I'm doing.
And even if I were doing that, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.
Either way, stress from competitive gaming can be alleviated by jerking that meat.
That's extremely inefficient.
You can jerk it while waiting for the match to load. Super efficient.
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