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« on: February 28, 2016, 03:29:04 PM »
I still don't have a PM.
Somebody's excited. Doncha worry. I fell asleep after getting to challenger. I don't intent to skip anybody in here. Be patient now. You've lived this long without me saying something nice. You can wait just a little while longer, no?
572
« on: February 28, 2016, 12:16:43 AM »
A little heart to heart, just between me and you. The nicest thing I can think of to say. In light of something, I've decided that I'd like to say stuff to various folks. But hell if I can remember everybody to find. So if you want something nice from me, just speak up in here.
573
« on: February 27, 2016, 07:18:24 PM »
You're just seeing the common rabble chally. There's more people in the world who're missing half their marbles than there are those who aren't. It's not just black thugs and shit culture. It's all people. The only difference is what form their stupidity shows itself.
Throw that in with trying to correct generations worth of damage, society's trend of playing victim games and the wonders of internet communication and you get what you have now.
574
« on: February 27, 2016, 06:46:36 PM »
this is what happens when normalfags try to do memes
Watch as they make millions anyway.
575
« on: February 27, 2016, 06:22:52 PM »
First post of yours that hasn't raped my train of thought or my eyes.
Gold star matey.
576
« on: February 27, 2016, 12:51:50 PM »
Hahahaha.
-Bolt-actions OHK'ing. You'd have more variety in pistols and revolvers than primary weapons.
-No vehicles of any sort (unless you count horses, and "Tanks" that were near useless.
-Static maps to reflect the trenches
-No macro/micro destruction because everything is alreasy destroyed or mud.
Already dissapointed and HIGHLY doubtful before it's out.
Blimps, planes, experimental tanks up the asshole, motorcycles, horses, armoured cars, armoured personnel carriers, and mobile artillery. No vehicles of any sort, he says.
577
« on: February 27, 2016, 12:42:21 PM »
It'd actually be nice if he were real because then I could give him earful heaping truckloads of shit about how poor of an engineer he is.
And then promptly live up the high life with my nigga satan.
578
« on: February 27, 2016, 12:38:34 PM »
I'm a landlubber who needs his boots on the ground through and through. I'm not much in the way of speed or dextrous things. But you could throw me through a wall and I might be inclined to get back up. I'm just a brick, really.
580
« on: February 27, 2016, 12:11:14 PM »
First Halo game where dying/getting a kill online actually feels like it happened because of a superior play and not just lag induced port priority/RNG luck on the weapon spread tbh. It actually makes me want to learn the meta as religiously as I did Halo 1 ayy.
And while Vehicles are still pre weak, I'm pleased to report that spamming a DMR at one hasn't worked for me once yet. Promising signs, and I'm almost starting to regret purchasing a Wii-U instead of an XB1 now.
We must be playing a different game. I've legitimately killed scorpions with DMR fire. I can melt a standard banshee in seconds. Wraiths are too easy since the weak points are on the front of it. Warthogs except for ONI's are jokes.
581
« on: February 27, 2016, 12:49:14 AM »
Wow damn I forgot how much landspace Nunavut takes up. Fuck that's a lot.
582
« on: February 27, 2016, 12:48:06 AM »
Lesbians disgust me.
Why?
Two vaginas are worse than one.
Because you only have one dick?
Das most likely legitimately hates the ladies matey.
583
« on: February 27, 2016, 12:45:51 AM »
 Canada comes off as slightly less incestuous.
584
« on: February 27, 2016, 12:22:39 AM »
Floor cheese.
585
« on: February 26, 2016, 11:42:37 PM »
The Forge team is the only area of 343i that isn't incompetent as fuck.
>Implying Arena is not perfect gameplay wise
>Implying sprint, thruster, clamber, ground pound, spartan charge and slide are "perfect"
>Implying they are not
>Implying they aren't in completely conflict with the competitive nature 343i are trying so desperately hard to push forward
What the fuck are you even talking about they work perfectly with the comp. scene. I have no idea where you pulled that shit from. The comp. playerbase loves the additions and they are the people who pretty much define if the game is comp. or not.
>clamber removes any notion of trick-jumps
>thruster completely negates strafing, one of they key aspects of Halo's MP
You clearly have very limited knowledge of the game.
-Crouch jumping is still needed for trick jumps
-Clamber only adds more trick jumping
-Thrust literally makes strafing more relevant in H5 than any other Halo game
I play the games on a regular basis, I think I know what I'm talking about.
The advanced movement just completely ruins the flow for me.
Maybe it's just me but the thrust shit just pisses me off. It's almost entirely useless unless you want to cover five feet a little faster.
It doesn't perform as intended because of bullet magnetism. How many times has the thruster pack safely placed my body around a corner only for death to show up anyway? Or, I strafe and the pack gently places my dead body around the corner to safety.
Clamber isn't as useless but fuck do I hate the instances where I'm fucking stuck to a rock on the ground that's slightly elevated that I can't just jump over, and clamber doesn't feel like initiating, so I just sit there and die like a lump. Or I make some fucking jump and clamber won't activate for whatever dumb reason so I miss it.
It's frustrating. At least if I failed to make the crouch jump then I could blame it on myself, over something I had control over in the first place.
You're thrusting too predictably, and/or relying on it too much when you should be strafing.
I do the reverse thrust shit with my walking sideways to avoid bullets. Lo and behold bullet magnetism renders that endevour useless. And I've always walked sideways in a sidewinder pattern since Halo 3. But bullet magnetism. So frankly, rather than play the bullet magnetism game I just kill the enemy team more effectively by mowing them down with a scout hog.
586
« on: February 26, 2016, 06:39:38 PM »
This was all right before her big debut in taking another state as well, isn't it?
587
« on: February 26, 2016, 06:25:28 PM »
The Forge team is the only area of 343i that isn't incompetent as fuck.
>Implying Arena is not perfect gameplay wise
>Implying sprint, thruster, clamber, ground pound, spartan charge and slide are "perfect"
>Implying they are not
>Implying they aren't in completely conflict with the competitive nature 343i are trying so desperately hard to push forward
What the fuck are you even talking about they work perfectly with the comp. scene. I have no idea where you pulled that shit from. The comp. playerbase loves the additions and they are the people who pretty much define if the game is comp. or not.
>clamber removes any notion of trick-jumps
>thruster completely negates strafing, one of they key aspects of Halo's MP
You clearly have very limited knowledge of the game.
-Crouch jumping is still needed for trick jumps
-Clamber only adds more trick jumping
-Thrust literally makes strafing more relevant in H5 than any other Halo game
I play the games on a regular basis, I think I know what I'm talking about.
The advanced movement just completely ruins the flow for me.
Maybe it's just me but the thrust shit just pisses me off. It's almost entirely useless unless you want to cover five feet a little faster. It doesn't perform as intended because of bullet magnetism. How many times has the thruster pack safely placed my body around a corner only for death to show up anyway? Or, I strafe and the pack gently places my dead body around the corner to safety. Clamber isn't as useless but fuck do I hate the instances where I'm fucking stuck to a rock on the ground that's slightly elevated that I can't just jump over, and clamber doesn't feel like initiating, so I just sit there and die like a lump. Or I make some fucking jump and clamber won't activate for whatever dumb reason so I miss it. It's frustrating. At least if I failed to make the crouch jump then I could blame it on myself, over something I had control over in the first place.
588
« on: February 26, 2016, 06:03:39 PM »
If I had the free time to draw the shit I come up with in my head, and do it well, I would. It's not music, but, it's the same idea. I lack the means to communicte all the things I make.
589
« on: February 26, 2016, 03:11:17 PM »
Fill them up with pictures of cactuses and then give them back to the owner.
I don't know who distributed these. I just found them on chalk-scrawled symbols. I have three flashdrives out of the 12-15 symbols I found.
Fill them up with cactuses and then put them back at the symbols.
590
« on: February 26, 2016, 03:07:18 PM »
No joke level infinity. I am able to Tibetan Throat Sing.
591
« on: February 26, 2016, 03:06:06 PM »
Fill them up with pictures of cactuses and then give them back to the owner.
592
« on: February 26, 2016, 02:57:11 PM »
TFW no african music.
Guess I don't even exist on the charts then.
593
« on: February 26, 2016, 02:48:10 PM »
Couple months back, I think. I thought I was headed for intensive care but I actually got lucky to a shade.
Other than that, I think the highest chance stands with my heart.
594
« on: February 26, 2016, 02:44:44 PM »
I've always got that oh so handy knawing sadness in the back of my head at all times. Always tiring and draining. Everything I do feels like a completely hopless or wasted endevour. Although, I keep trying. Maybe I'll get a better roll and find something better. Or with enough fighting with it I'll find and make my own peace eventually. There's what's in my head.
A frozen log exploded on the splitter and slammed my arm up something fierce. Thar be fractures. And, my blood's not producing a certain kind of cell correctly so I'm slowly being whittled down as I get less oxygen transfer, almost no healing because it's so slow, and I'm made of glass and bruise like a baby. There's the physical.
What caused it?
Bad genetics, bad history, bad rolls on the dice, and bad experiences.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
595
« on: February 26, 2016, 12:20:57 PM »
Somehow finding a way to make an enemy that's cool in concept or who looks cool as shit the most snoring block of health to chip away at in a very underwhelming and unexciting encounter.
596
« on: February 26, 2016, 11:15:29 AM »
Top o' da mornin thar lad.
597
« on: February 26, 2016, 10:01:45 AM »
Fuck. All those rituals and we summoned him for only two fucking seconds.
Did somebody read the wrong passage about duration?
598
« on: February 26, 2016, 09:57:13 AM »
Basically, yeah. Instead of prime parts just replace the video with Streamline and that'll have been my experience for quite some time now.
599
« on: February 26, 2016, 02:41:48 AM »
That would imply that I have the current willpower to go rooting around the bible for fun quotes.
Pro-tip, I can't.
600
« on: February 26, 2016, 12:49:29 AM »
Getting shit in your hair. You just feel that sense of being off, that something is tangled in your hair and you can't fucking see it. So you reach your hand up there and pray that it's a twig from trees or something and then you feel spindly fucking bug legs.
And now you've pissed it off by touching it.
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