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901
« on: June 27, 2016, 11:04:01 PM »
I straight up couldn't walk after I got mine taken out, but IMO they probably gave me too much juice.
You won't know what the fuck is happening for a couple hours after and then for the next couple days your mouth will ache constantly, but it's not really that bad. Apart from not being able to eat normal food, I was 100% the next day.
902
« on: June 26, 2016, 06:59:40 PM »
Ok Deci.
lol you can tell them now idc
deci was just my alt
Is that why you and Deci look so similar?
903
« on: June 26, 2016, 06:53:36 PM »
Ok Deci.
904
« on: June 26, 2016, 04:55:47 PM »
http://sep7agon.net.w3snoop.com/
According to this he makes a whopping dollar daily. That means that he could rehire Isara, but instead he leaves the website on bare minimum. For one, the anarchy Deadpool thing is still going on.
Spoiler Site is bullshit, but it has brought up one interesting thing. I'm wondering if this site's server IP is correct. Yeah, the dollar a day thing isn't correct.
Is it true that your site is valued at approximately $500?
No.
Mind if I ask you for the stats? How much money does this site make in a month through ads?
Yes.
905
« on: June 26, 2016, 04:03:57 PM »
http://sep7agon.net.w3snoop.com/
According to this he makes a whopping dollar daily. That means that he could rehire Isara, but instead he leaves the website on bare minimum. For one, the anarchy Deadpool thing is still going on.
Spoiler Site is bullshit, but it has brought up one interesting thing. I'm wondering if this site's server IP is correct. Yeah, the dollar a day thing isn't correct.
Is it true that your site is valued at approximately $500?
No.
906
« on: June 26, 2016, 03:30:19 PM »
http://sep7agon.net.w3snoop.com/
According to this he makes a whopping dollar daily. That means that he could rehire Isara, but instead he leaves the website on bare minimum. For one, the anarchy Deadpool thing is still going on.
Spoiler Site is bullshit, but it has brought up one interesting thing. I'm wondering if this site's server IP is correct. Yeah, the dollar a day thing isn't correct.
907
« on: June 24, 2016, 10:06:06 PM »
Put it in your butt.
908
« on: June 24, 2016, 09:56:48 PM »
Jewish
Woman
Shh. You're going to upset SecondClass.
909
« on: June 24, 2016, 12:48:49 PM »
Fuck it....sorry Cheat
But are you a boy or a girl?
Don't worry about it; it happens all the time.
What are your preferred pronouns?
Supreme Leader.
Oh hey Khomeini chetori babajoon
#Triggered
910
« on: June 24, 2016, 08:27:17 AM »
What sort of developer job were they going for?
Web.
What kind of problems did you give them?
Simple stuff. It was a page pulling in user data from a database (name, email, phone, and a comma separated list of IDs that were matched with another table's values) and displaying it in panels.
The "problem" was that I declared the database array OUTSIDE of a function and then referenced it INSIDE a function, which is bad. It should have been as simple as "oh, look at this error message that points to a line in the code, I must go to this line in the code and figure out what the problem is. Oh yes, I just add this "global" declaration to the variable and it's fixed."
Literally had to just figure out I was referencing a variable out of scope and make it global.
The second one was related to two script calls which were out of order. One was a framework called UIKit and it relies on this thing called jQuery, which I also called. The thing is, you HAVE to have the jQuery call before the things that depend on it, or else when the UIKit stuff looks for it, it's not there.
Might sound like French to you normies. But it was back to fucking basics and it's honestly kind of hilarious and sad at the same time.
Literally neither of them figured this out and they were supposed to be developers. One even had a portfolio of sites he had done.
...seriously?
How long have these guys been doing stuff?
One had been doing it for a couple years at least and he was worse than the other guy, who was I think fresh out of college.
911
« on: June 24, 2016, 07:16:47 AM »
Fuck it....sorry Cheat
But are you a boy or a girl?
Don't worry about it; it happens all the time.
What are your preferred pronouns?
Supreme Leader.
912
« on: June 23, 2016, 11:21:43 PM »
Looking pretty meh myself today.
Are you a boy or girl?
913
« on: June 23, 2016, 10:54:01 PM »
Fuck it....sorry Cheat
But are you a boy or a girl?
Don't worry about it; it happens all the time.
914
« on: June 23, 2016, 10:31:48 PM »
god you're so lucky
I make my own luck.
915
« on: June 23, 2016, 10:27:55 PM »
916
« on: June 23, 2016, 09:55:23 PM »
What sort of developer job were they going for?
Web.
If they had gotten the job, what would their typical tasks involve? General coding, or something more specific, or...?
Taking website "orders" from clients and building sites. Sometimes working on existing ones and/or adding functionality to the client's site to get it to do a certain thing. For instance: I routinely build custom WordPress/Joomla plugins. We have some of them published on their respective directories, actually. We do a lot of rebuilds (mostly), since the sites from the 2005ish era are out of date and lots of companies want to upgrade. So...website stuff.
917
« on: June 23, 2016, 09:15:21 PM »
What sort of developer job were they going for?
Web. What kind of problems did you give them?
Simple stuff. It was a page pulling in user data from a database (name, email, phone, and a comma separated list of IDs that were matched with another table's values) and displaying it in panels. The "problem" was that I declared the database array OUTSIDE of a function and then referenced it INSIDE a function, which is bad. It should have been as simple as "oh, look at this error message that points to a line in the code, I must go to this line in the code and figure out what the problem is. Oh yes, I just add this "global" declaration to the variable and it's fixed." Literally had to just figure out I was referencing a variable out of scope and make it global. The second one was related to two script calls which were out of order. One was a framework called UIKit and it relies on this thing called jQuery, which I also called. The thing is, you HAVE to have the jQuery call before the things that depend on it, or else when the UIKit stuff looks for it, it's not there. Might sound like French to you normies. But it was back to fucking basics and it's honestly kind of hilarious and sad at the same time. Literally neither of them figured this out and they were supposed to be developers. One even had a portfolio of sites he had done.
918
« on: June 23, 2016, 08:51:06 PM »
Are you really Sigourney Weaver?
I'm her stunt double. Where did you find them?
The owner (who is not a developer person) interviewed them formally and then sent them over to me. I think he found them through Craigslist. Did you tell them to git gud?
No. But I was tempted to tell the one guy to just leave, but that wasn't really my call.
919
« on: June 23, 2016, 08:17:26 PM »
Yup. I whipped up a simple web page with PHP and JQuery errors and gave them a test and one guy took almost 2 hours to not get past the first problem. The second guy gave up after 30 minutes and did work in other areas so he had something to show.
AMA me anything while I chuckle to myself about their failings.
920
« on: June 22, 2016, 10:40:07 PM »
I might be able to swing this, if you guys really want it.
swing what, flash games?
Stuff like chess or tetris.
921
« on: June 22, 2016, 10:27:43 PM »
I might be able to swing this, if you guys really want it.
922
« on: June 22, 2016, 09:27:03 PM »
why not
ignore the creepy drug eyes  I expect this to be a zoomed in triggered gif by the end of the week I also really need to shave lol "creepy drug eyes" Mine are twice as bad on a permanent basis and I don't even do drugs. Git gud.
923
« on: June 21, 2016, 08:57:41 PM »
People masturbate while holding their phones?
I was also going to ask this. Is this a thing that happens a lot in the real world?
924
« on: June 19, 2016, 11:46:19 AM »
I think we found Class' trigger.
5'9" normally. 5'10" with Jew Fro.
925
« on: June 18, 2016, 10:25:11 PM »
*tips fedora*
You don't tip though
...true.
926
« on: June 18, 2016, 08:55:35 PM »
I tolerate Muslims like I do Christians (I don't consider them "all there" in the head, but I don't treat them any different in public). I consider Islam an even worse, more destructive variant of Christianity.
*tips fedora*
927
« on: June 18, 2016, 01:51:30 PM »
I'm the best Grifballer on this forum.
Fite me.
928
« on: June 18, 2016, 11:07:18 AM »
If you were paying attention, having multiple Manhattans around freaked her the fuck out and she got a little pissed off. IDK if she would have gone for that sort of thing.
929
« on: June 17, 2016, 11:16:22 PM »
gibb me
You're pretty chill, even though your name is death. No but seriously you're a pretty cool guy. Just wish I would see you here around more.
fuck me in my ass
Eh. You're alright. You have a bit of a weird taste in avatars and sometimes post a lot of dumb crap, but you're alright.
Do me.
Cheat cheat cheat cheat. Where do I begin bunny nose?
You're actually a pretty rad guy at times, though sometimes I feel like you would be the type of guy to just pull a prank on somebody on the internet to cause them to have a complete mentalbrea- Oh wait you already did that with me.
Nah but in all seriousness you're alright. We may have our disagreements and we may not get along all the time, but that's because compared to you, I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Seriously, I couldn't create all of this as easily as you could. You've got the brains and the drive to make it happen and here we are. Though in other ways, you're a lot like Apple when it comes to your own product. I want to see all the hidden doors of this place and tap its full potential, but like Apple, you're keeping it all restricted. Why? I have no idea.
Too bad Sep7agon can't be jailbroken huh? I know there are external scripts but its not the same thing as actually changing the website code, so one of those external scripts could actually be updated *cough* True Mute *cough* However I think external scripting here is pretty much dead, so there's probably no point.
Anyway, you're a genius Cheat. A clever, snarky, trolling, genius.
930
« on: June 15, 2016, 08:35:11 PM »
you have to get cheat off
many have tried and only LC has done it
You lie!
does offering to try help or hurt my chances
No.
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