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Septagon / Re: Thread content disappeared?
« on: August 04, 2014, 08:13:21 PM »
Not sure why it did that, but I restored it from a backup for you.

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Fucking leave already.
If you don't like me so much, just mute me and get it over with.

Quote from: Cheat
Alright, I'm locking this. Nobody's getting banned, just don't abuse the poll options again.
Hmm...

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i hate all of you equally
How the hell are you "Respected"?
Ember is bae. He is what all shitposters aspire to be.
But he's far too euphoric to be trusted. Speaking of which why is my trust "2"? Who would be foolish enough to like anything I post?

Goddamn it moderator, answer me!
I've been wondering why I've got trust myself, I just post stuff.

My posts are pretty bland, save for the occasional dry attempt at humour.
With all the jerks and assholes posting, the standard is kind of low. Bland is pretty much forum gold.

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The Flood / Re: Moderator recommendation list
« on: August 04, 2014, 07:36:13 PM »
I think we're good on mods for now.

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The Flood / Re: You have transformed into your forum picture!
« on: August 04, 2014, 07:24:30 PM »
Well okay then. I'm not swallowing those pills.
Who is in your picture Demonic?
I feel like I know him.....
Probably really obvious.

It's. . . it's. . .

Jack Nicholson. . .

smh

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Septagon / Re: Tapatalk app not allowing replies
« on: August 04, 2014, 06:25:19 PM »
I know what's wrong and ill get back to you.

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Septagon / Re: Tapatalk app not allowing replies
« on: August 04, 2014, 06:04:13 PM »
Test. Try logging in and out. I'm logging in with the test account to see if I can duplicate the problem.

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: August 04, 2014, 05:53:19 PM »
Bumping to merge threads.

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Focnr is my hero.

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The Flood / Re: I'll propose what I proposed in the first offsite.
« on: August 04, 2014, 05:26:30 PM »
What if we make this sub forum anonymous? Then people can post what they want (save for illegal stuff) and people can't be butthurt about individuals.
Yes, that's another interesting thing. But how would we make it anonymous though...
That can be done, but it would only make the content that much more vile. Answer's a no.

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The Flood / Re: I'll propose what I proposed in the first offsite.
« on: August 04, 2014, 05:25:12 PM »
So much nope.

How? It literally does no harm and it's just a single sub-forum.
I've learned you guys can't be trusted with anything.
Last forum, there was a risk of getting nuked. This one is impossible to get nuked. There is no loss from a single forum where the rules don't apply.
All it takes is one stupid fuck who wants to go and post CP. Knowing you guys I wouldn't be surprised.
..and if CP was banned?
IT'S FUCKING ILLEGAL YOU DENSE FUCK. IT'S BANNED ALL THE TIME.
Banned as in you get banned from the forum for posting it rather than letting sit, and the forum gets raided by the FBI or whatever.
Kicked, as in we ban you, take your IP address, username, and other aliases, and send a nice message to the local police and/or FBI.
Sure, that sounds good enough. Deal?
No. Your poll kind of backfired and most people don't want it. I can't see it ending well: allowing no rules but banning illegal activity; it's like a disaster waiting to happen when someone takes things a bit too far.

Besides, the rules are pretty lax here compared to other places (definitely compared to Bnet). If you wanted octopus porn or something, there's always deviantart.

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The Flood / Re: I'll propose what I proposed in the first offsite.
« on: August 04, 2014, 05:18:40 PM »
So much nope.

How? It literally does no harm and it's just a single sub-forum.
I've learned you guys can't be trusted with anything.
Last forum, there was a risk of getting nuked. This one is impossible to get nuked. There is no loss from a single forum where the rules don't apply.
All it takes is one stupid fuck who wants to go and post CP. Knowing you guys I wouldn't be surprised.
..and if CP was banned?
IT'S FUCKING ILLEGAL YOU DENSE FUCK. IT'S BANNED ALL THE TIME.
Banned as in you get banned from the forum for posting it rather than letting sit, and the forum gets raided by the FBI or whatever.
Kicked, as in we ban you, take your IP address, username, and other aliases, and send a nice message to the local police and/or FBI.

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The Flood / Re: I'll propose what I proposed in the first offsite.
« on: August 04, 2014, 05:12:54 PM »
So much nope.

How? It literally does no harm and it's just a single sub-forum.
I've learned you guys can't be trusted with anything.
Last forum, there was a risk of getting nuked. This one is impossible to get nuked. There is no loss from a single forum where the rules don't apply.
All it takes is one stupid fuck who wants to go and post CP. Knowing you guys I wouldn't be surprised.
..and if CP was banned?
Hypothetically, if this thing was allowed it still wouldn't be a no-rules type deal. Illegal stuff gets you kicked, no matter where you post.

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The Flood / Re: I'll propose what I proposed in the first offsite.
« on: August 04, 2014, 05:10:34 PM »
So much nope.

How? It literally does no harm and it's just a single sub-forum.
I've learned you guys can't be trusted with anything.
Last forum, there was a risk of getting nuked. This one is impossible to get nuked. There is no loss from a single forum where the rules don't apply.
In addition to being a bad idea with the way some of you guys post here, it would split the population of The Flood and make both less active.

Just take a look at Gaming if you don't believe me.

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The Flood / Re: I'll propose what I proposed in the first offsite.
« on: August 04, 2014, 05:04:43 PM »
No, go fuck yourself with a cactus that was grown with love and care by the world's top botanists so as to make it extra painful.

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Gaming / Bioshock coming to iOS
« on: August 04, 2014, 04:55:32 PM »
Ripped from http://www.engadget.com/2014/08/04/bioshock-ios/

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If BioShock Infinite's brief stopover in Rapture wasn't enough to sate your Randian desires, 2K Games' China studio is currently in the process of moving the original BioShock from last-gen consoles and PC to iOS. Like XCOM: Enemy Unknown before it, BioShock is a "premium" iOS game and thus carries a "premium" price -- that price is unknown thus far, but we'd put it somewhere in the $10 - $30 range. As one 2K Games rep told us in an interview late last week, "It is a seven year old game." So perhaps on the lower-end of that scale, then.

Other than that, well, it's BioShock. Would you kindly head past the break if you'd like to know more?

Yes, BioShock doesn't look as good on iOS. It's the truth. In-game lighting and shadows are cut down pretty dramatically, as are art assets. The grandeur of Rapture is distinctly less grand, which sucks some of the life out of one of my personal favorites. The first thing you'll notice is "iOS fire." The game's opening -- a plane crash -- puts main character Jack in the ocean surrounded by some hideously ugly fire animations. It's the first hint that the iOS version of Rapture has been shrunken down to fit within Apple's app store file size limitation, and it's a nagging issue that I couldn't shake in my hands-on time.

But maybe you haven't played BioShock before and you're not overloaded with lofty expectations (like me). First things first, you're in for a treat! Second, even without my lofty expectations, you should probably play this on a couch with an Xbox 360. BioShock is a great example of world-building in video games, and the iOS experience is a subpar representation. Simply put, between the lessened scale and the delivery medium, BioShock iOS is distinctly less immersive.

The good news is that it plays perfectly fine, even with touch controls. Admittedly, the touch control situation is not ideal. Like Grand Theft Auto's mobile ports, virtual buttons appear contextually on screen. Also like Grand Theft Auto's mobile ports, I found myself scrambling to figure out which virtual button to push as a gang of enemies descended on me. "But Ben," you ask with a hint of hesitation in your voice. "Why not use a bluetooth controller?" Well, you can. And I tried that with a MOGA bluetooth controller. That totally works.

Here's the thing: I don't carry a bluetooth gamepad on me. Do you? Does anyone? Okay, does anyone who isn't a crazy person? You can play BioShock iOS with a gamepad. But will anyone?

In terms of nuts and bolts, BioShock iOS doesn't have any of the extra downloadable content that the console/PC version has. It requires a newer iOS device -- iPad Air, iPad Mini 2, iPad 4, iPhone 5S, iPhone 5C or iPhone 5 -- and straight up won't run on earlier devices (says 2K). It'll arrive sometime this summer at an unknown, "premium" price.

I am pretty stoked about this. Bioshock is one of my favorite game series (I am even a fan of the second one), and I'll probably end up buying this when it comes out if it isn't too much money.

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The Flood / Re: You have transformed into your forum picture!
« on: August 04, 2014, 04:33:52 PM »
So I'm in the UNSC army? Ok.
But now you also suck at driving and have a habit of shooting your teammates with rockets.

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Septagon / Re: Foreign characters show up as "?"
« on: August 04, 2014, 04:21:11 PM »

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For those too lazy to type the numbers into Google, 100kg is about 220lbs.

Also, I can't help but keep imagining someone turning this concept into Mjolnir armor.

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Septagon / Re: Foreign characters show up as "?"
« on: August 04, 2014, 03:58:54 PM »

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The Flood / Re: You have transformed into your forum picture!
« on: August 04, 2014, 03:37:59 PM »
I am OK with this.

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News / Re: We have a new host now
« on: August 04, 2014, 03:28:33 PM »
OP updated. Please read and comment.

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Septagon / Re: Foreign characters show up as "?"
« on: August 04, 2014, 03:07:23 PM »
this is an English-speaking forum.

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:?(
Blame the internet (also, Stosh).

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The Flood / Re: What's your occupation?
« on: August 04, 2014, 03:01:53 PM »
Web Designer.

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Septagon / Re: Foreign characters show up as "?"
« on: August 04, 2014, 02:58:45 PM »
I don't see how this is a problem. If it wasn't explicitly stated, this is an English-speaking forum. Emoticons can be added, and probably will be, but different languages will most likely not be.

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The Flood / Re: Something I noticed with this forum.
« on: August 04, 2014, 02:51:50 PM »
Alright, I'm locking this. Nobody's getting banned, just don't abuse the poll options again.

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The Flood / Re: Something I noticed with this forum.
« on: August 04, 2014, 02:39:55 PM »
If it wasn't an abuse of power I'd remove the poll/.
I'm not going to lie, I am kind of impressed that the guy took the time to put that many poll options up. Of course, I still have to fix it to where it can't happen again, but it was funny to read out loud.

EDIT: Ok, it turns out there's no option to limit the number of poll options, so it'll have to be hand coded in. Until that happens, I suggest you guys don't abuse the poll options.

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The Flood / Re: Something I noticed with this forum.
« on: August 04, 2014, 02:20:25 PM »
But what if I wanted to make a thread asking what everyone's favorite Pokemon was?

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The Flood / Re: Is there any censored words?
« on: August 04, 2014, 02:16:59 PM »
destiny
I could change all instances of 'destiny' to 'density.' 8)

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The Flood / Re: Is there any censored words?
« on: August 04, 2014, 10:59:21 AM »
gibe me teh blammed out wurdz
Fuck no.

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