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The Flood / MOVED: The gravemind looks like a sperm cell
« on: November 09, 2014, 02:27:25 PM »

3992
The Flood / MOVED: All right, Cheat, what the fuck is this?
« on: November 09, 2014, 02:24:08 PM »

3993
Septagon / Re: All right, Cheat, what the fuck is this?
« on: November 09, 2014, 02:23:50 PM »
Great. Awesome...

I'll send them another message about obnoxious ads (even though I've yet to see one of these).

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The Flood / Re: Take a picture of your face and post that shit
« on: November 09, 2014, 01:48:23 AM »
Such graphics. Very art. Wow.
How old are you?

Look younger than I expected.
Guess.
Maybe 14 or 15.
Higher.

16
Keep fucking going. I'm at least 18.

I don't believe you.
Nobody does. I was sitting in on a group meeting for a senior Olympics group, since they had hired me to build them a website, and one of them asked me how old I was. I was 22 at the time, but most of them thought I was 15 or 16 (or even younger) and there were a few "no way, get out of town"s before we got back on track.

How they expected me to sign forms and send invoices when I wasn't yet 18, I have no fucking idea. I actually look older in pictures taken years ago; it's weird.

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The Flood / Re: Pick a story
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:36:37 AM »
Something with Nick Cage.
And his uncontrollable desire for cake.

I ask myself, why do I do what I do some days? In imidiate hindsight, this was a terrible idea.
YouTube


I still stand by my sentiments. I must be too tired to think straight. I'm making a poll, about these strange stories of mine, so that you folks can choose your poison. AND PEOPLE ARE FUCKING VOTING.

What kind of twilight zone shit is this?
Cake, Sandman.
Delicious chocolate cake.

Hey, I'm inventive, but I can't make cake fuckable. There's a line in all this. And it stops at cake.
Whoa, slow down there cowboy. I wasn't suggesting that you make Nick Cage fuck his cake. I don't think he's....that crazy. I hope not.

.....Nick Cage smut.
Holy crap I'm giggling really hard at this.
YouTube

3996
News / Re: Sep7agon Xbox 360 Theme
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:34:49 AM »
Amateur Screenshots:







That's my new computer monitor. It is awesome!
What size is that? 24"?

Correct.

24 inches, 1920x1080 display. Full HD. I couldn't get anything bigger because I don't have that kind of room for my desk.
Pretty much the some stats as the one I just got with my new build, but mine's a BenQ. I had a 21" for several years and the extra size makes a big difference.

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News / Re: Sep7agon Xbox 360 Theme
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:31:53 AM »
Amateur Screenshots:







That's my new computer monitor. It is awesome!
What size is that? 24"?

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The Flood / Re: Pick a story
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:30:38 AM »
Something with Nick Cage.
And his uncontrollable desire for cake.

I ask myself, why do I do what I do some days? In imidiate hindsight, this was a terrible idea.
YouTube


I still stand by my sentiments. I must be too tired to think straight. I'm making a poll, about these strange stories of mine, so that you folks can choose your poison. AND PEOPLE ARE FUCKING VOTING.

What kind of twilight zone shit is this?
Meh. I'll read your shit if you don't mind me skimming over the sex scenes. You write well so it's not like it's a strain to read your work (like some fanfics I've read).

3999
The Flood / Re: [NSFW] And thus, I commit account suicide
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:12:01 AM »
Moved by request.

4000
The Flood / Re: Take a picture of your face and post that shit
« on: November 08, 2014, 11:44:53 PM »
I think I may have a picture or two of Blazed Iron on my computer, too...

Maybe I should post that shit.

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The Flood / Re: Take a picture of your face and post that shit
« on: November 08, 2014, 11:35:06 PM »
Such graphics. Very art. Wow.
How old are you?

Look younger than I expected.
Guess.
Maybe 14 or 15.
Higher.

16
Keep fucking going. I'm at least 18.

I'm 21. Are you younger or older than me?
Older.


Hmmm.

I got it! 24!
I'm 23 (and I was 23 in that picture).

Such graphics. Very art. Wow.
It looks like you're wearing lipstick and eye shadow.
I'm just really pale. The black shirt and dark hair doesn't help. I've had dark circles under my eyes since I was a child.

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The Flood / Re: Awkward moment when I posted 360+ topics
« on: November 08, 2014, 11:34:33 PM »
Is that more or less than Meta? I lost count.

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The Flood / Re: Take a picture of your face and post that shit
« on: November 08, 2014, 11:27:29 PM »
Such graphics. Very art. Wow.
How old are you?

Look younger than I expected.
Guess. I'll tell you higher or lower. It'll be like a fun little game. 8)

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The Flood / Re: Take a picture of your face and post that shit
« on: November 08, 2014, 11:15:37 PM »
Such graphics. Very art. Wow.

4009
The Flood / Re: Leave of absence
« on: November 08, 2014, 08:12:58 PM »
*doesn't accept apology*

Spoiler
8) See you later.

4010
The Flood / MOVED: Halo 2 anniversary scarab gun <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
« on: November 08, 2014, 07:51:44 PM »

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Septagon / Re: Capital One Video Add
« on: November 08, 2014, 07:07:26 PM »
I sent Sovrn an email about the ad. I'll let you know what happens.

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The Flood / Re: I saw Interstellar
« on: November 08, 2014, 01:16:27 AM »
It's from the popcorn I ate.

It was delicious.

Where are the report buttons around the bottom of your posts?
They're hidden in the 5th dimension.

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The Flood / Re: I saw Interstellar
« on: November 08, 2014, 01:13:56 AM »
How do you feels that FatCat watched it first and made a AMA about interstellar first?
Maybe he used the gravity of the fucking forum to post this thread? And then the forum gets all...bendy...

It's from the popcorn I ate.

It was delicious.

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The Flood / Re: I saw Interstellar
« on: November 08, 2014, 12:48:31 AM »
How do you feels that FatCat watched it first and made a AMA about interstellar first?
Maybe he used the gravity of the fucking forum to post this thread? And then the forum gets all...bendy...

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The Flood / Re: How much time have you spent online here?
« on: November 08, 2014, 12:38:15 AM »
18 days <_<
I'm disapointed

I'm surprised <.<

I'm on here pretty much all of the time I'm awake, but then it would depend on if it logs time spent viewing or just having the tab open <.<
Is that how it counts the time spent?

Was curious and left my computer on all night once and nothing changed
You have to be actively browsing the forum for it to count.

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The Flood / Re: Best avatars of this site
« on: November 07, 2014, 07:34:23 PM »
I love Slash's Fight Club avatar (the nameplate is lame, though).

Spoiler
Ruby master race.

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The Flood / Re: Land whale stories
« on: November 07, 2014, 07:26:34 PM »
Posted on my Facebook wall:
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After the credits begin to roll at the end of The Purge: Anarchy, I (as always) scoot back into my seat, leave as much room as possible for impatient viewers to escape, and continue to watch the screen while the hoards of people shuffle out.

A couple go by me no problem. Then another few people in my row. But then a...well, I can't merely call her fat. The girl-thing was hard-pressed to maneuver through the aisles without anyone sitting in them.

She stops and looks at me, and I look back at her, and she looks at the space between my knees and the back of the seat in front of me like it's some sort of Mission Impossible obstacle course. I wave her on and pull out my phone, trying to illustrate to her that I have no intention of leaving.

She stands there, waiting for me to move and creating quite a line of people behind her. I found it irritating, so I gave it a good seven seconds of scrolling back and forth on my phone, searching for any stingers at the end of the film, before I finally took mercy on the whale-wannabe and dodged out of the aisle like the Goddamn Batman.

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The Flood / Re: fuck cheat
« on: November 07, 2014, 04:08:13 PM »
>i make a thread called "fuck kiyo", the thread is locked

>rc makes a thread called "fuck cheat", nobody gives a shit

Come on, guys.
You'd have to be pretty gifted to piss me off, though, and I honestly don't give a fuck if you curse me out.

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The Flood / Re: How much time have you spent online here?
« on: November 07, 2014, 04:06:51 PM »
33d 9h 49m  8)

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The Flood / Re: fuck cheat
« on: November 07, 2014, 03:56:28 PM »
You earned those initial down votes, as did we all
no, i didnt.
Do something about it, then. Post more constructively and stop shitposting.

You can't honestly expect to keep a high rank and be a douchebag at the same time...

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