Your first relationship

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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Provided you've ever had one of course. What was it like? How long did it last? Did it end badly?


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the fuck is a relationship?


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Like my relationship with my mom?

Basically nonexistent?


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Like my relationship with my mom?

Basically nonexistent?
At first I thought you were Jim


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Was nice. She was cute. We kissed a lot. Took place over the summer a few years ago. She broke my heart ;(. Now years later she has a big crush on me but I don't feel anything for her lol


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A what?


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
We both wanted different things. I'm a chill person, gf at the time thought I was a little too chill, I mean we were both 18 at the time so why go for anything serious? It's just weird.


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I got with my friend, I wasn't really attracted to her at first, she asked me out, I gave it a go and it was pretty good since we already knew like everything about each other, it lasted about 8 months and ended when she went to a party and got drunk and ended up having sex with another dude.

It ended badly, but we're still friends so it's all too bad, it still kinda hurts but I'm pretty much over it and nearly ready to move on to another girl when I've built up the confidence to talk too her.


 
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Started in high school.  Got really intolerable by the time I graduated and was about to head off to college: she went off the deep-end, got extremely possessive and jealous, to an incredibly concerning/abusive/psychotic extent.  That dragged on for another year (most of which was not spent together), and then I dumped her.

We tried being friends, but she had a habit of throwing her friends under the bus, plus once the relationship goggles are off, I noticed how little I could tolerate her: she was selfish, desperate for attention, etc...  She tried to sabotage a different relationship of mine around a year after I dumped her, so I just stopped giving her attention.


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Was six, some girl asked me out, said yes, lasted barely any time at all, held hands during recess, got bored of her, left her to spend more time playing on the playground.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Was six, some girl asked me out, said yes, lasted barely any time at all, held hands during recess, got bored of her, left her to spend more time playing on the playground.
so sed storei
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Feet first into fun!
I was twelve so it didn't really even count.


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Was six, some girl asked me out, said yes, lasted barely any time at all, held hands during recess, got bored of her, left her to spend more time playing on the playground.
Actually... pretty much the same.

One of my sister's older friends had an obsession with me, and we kissed occasionally (we were in gradeschool, no pedo). I was pretty shy and cheeky about it. It was more of a relationship than I had with the recess girl.



 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
Lasted a few months. I still love her.


 
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I collided with this girl during basketball and we ended up literally swapping spit, and her braces cut my lips.

My first kiss was EPIC LOL


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I cannot relate to this ship


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We met  when were like four and knew each other for a while until we just drifted apart.

We always liked to say we were boyfriend/girlfriend and said we would marry each other which makes me kind of sad because we just sorta stopped talking and hanging out for no reason. And I do remember her being one of my best friends.


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Lasted a few months. I still love her.
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"hurrr it onlee lastayd a tree munths but i luv hEr LOL"


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I collided with this girl during basketball and we ended up literally swapping spit, and her braces cut my lips.

My first kiss was EPIC LOL

Sounds more like rape to me.


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uhhh...

- korrie
It was shit.


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
Lasted a few months. I still love her.
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"hurrr it onlee lastayd a tree munths but i luv hEr LOL"

8 months, actually. But I've known her since I was a small child.


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Actually, if you mean first intimate stable relationship that would be third grade. This person and I weren't dating but we were really good friends and confided a lot in each other. Then I turned into Dickzilla because of jealousy and we didn't talk to each other anymore.
I pretty much fucked it up.


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Lasted a few months. I still love her.
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"hurrr it onlee lastayd a tree munths but i luv hEr LOL"

8 months, actually. But I've known her since I was a small child.

"i wunc new a gurl for a litul an i luvd her"


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
"i wunc new a gurl for a litul an i luvd her"

There's no milk in the fridge.


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"i wunc new a gurl for a litul an i luvd her"

There's no milk in the fridge.

Fuck me, I love milk


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What have you got to lose?
I have romantic conversations with girls but it never leads anywhere


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Lasted 14 months, ended badly.