You vs A Universe of Your Choice

Cindy · February 11, 2015, 03:15:09 AM

I made this thread because I was bored.

Pick a fictional, well-developed universe. You now have the objective of killing everything in this universe until you reach the highest tier possible.

You are augmented, however, by the fact that you absorb the powers of anything you kill. If you were to stomp on an ant, for example, you would gain a similar exoskeleton and the ability to lift a comparable weight in comparison to your body size. Normal physics don't apply to this world, you're basically in a comic book.

The catch, however, is that you can only keep one 'set' of powers at a time. The ant powers may be cool, but if you've got them and you kill, say, Spiderman, you absorb every part of his power set while losing your neato ant powers from before. You can only scale up, so once you've reached the level of Gorr the God Butcher, stabbing Hawkeye in the face doesn't bring you down to the level of some dick who has really good hand-eye coordination.

So yeah, show me your scenarios, fags.

Septy · February 11, 2015, 03:24:50 AM

Once you go airbender you never go back

Cindy · February 11, 2015, 03:28:31 AM

Quote from: Septy on February 11, 2015, 03:24:50 AM

Once you go airbender you never go back

>not even describing how you'd manage to kill an airbender

whhhhhat a gaylord

big sponge · February 11, 2015, 03:29:20 AM

If I kill a cripple will I be crippled? Or do I get his powers without being a cripple?

Girl of Mystery · February 11, 2015, 03:30:33 AM

Quote from: LC on February 11, 2015, 03:29:20 AM

If I kill a cripple will I be crippled? Or do I get his powers without being a cripple?

What powers? Disability benefits?

Septy · February 11, 2015, 03:31:44 AM

Quote from: Cindy on February 11, 2015, 03:28:31 AM

Quote from: Septy on February 11, 2015, 03:24:50 AM
Once you go airbender you never go back
>not even describing how you'd manage to kill an airbender

whhhhhat a gaylord

Cindy · February 11, 2015, 03:32:27 AM

You don't get to start with a gun

Septy · February 11, 2015, 03:32:56 AM

Quote from: Cindy on February 11, 2015, 03:32:27 AM

You don't get to start with a gun

I can totes make one from the local trees and ore deposits

Mat Cauthon · February 11, 2015, 03:36:47 AM

Hmm...

Spoiler

I could probably kill a thing or two from the Chaikaverse.
Although, I'd probably get to a Dragoon or Kraken and fail.

Spoiler

In Dragon's Dogma, I could kill an Arisen early on, killing things would go slowly.
I could start with a Harpy and try to work my way up to a Griffin.
From there, try to kill an Arisen, lifting them up to drop from a height would work.
With that I might just be able to kill and become god. If I managed to beat the Dragon...

Spoiler

In Golden Sun, there's a lot of Adepts that don't know their own potential. If I get those powers I could go toe to toe with others and work my way up.
The Wise One is probably unkillable by normal means however...

Mat Cauthon · February 11, 2015, 03:37:19 AM

Quote from: Septy on February 11, 2015, 03:32:56 AM

Quote from: Cindy on February 11, 2015, 03:32:27 AM
You don't get to start with a gun
I can totes make one from the local trees and ore deposits

Kirk pls.

Septy · February 11, 2015, 03:38:06 AM

Quote from: Nagato on February 11, 2015, 03:37:19 AM

Quote from: Septy on February 11, 2015, 03:32:56 AM
Quote from: Cindy on February 11, 2015, 03:32:27 AM
You don't get to start with a gun
I can totes make one from the local trees and ore deposits
Kirk pls.

Well they also suck at dodging arrows

Alexandra Stuk Luv · February 11, 2015, 03:56:22 AM

Quote from: Septy on February 11, 2015, 03:31:44 AM

Septy, you hold peestol like rifle, so you always shoot accurate for fear of shooting fingers.

Elegiac · February 11, 2015, 04:00:55 AM

So it's like Katamari Damacy with powers.

Cindy · February 11, 2015, 11:06:12 AM

Quote from: Nagato on February 11, 2015, 03:36:47 AM

Hmm...

Spoiler
I could probably kill a thing or two from the Chaikaverse.
Although, I'd probably get to a Dragoon or Kraken and fail.

Uweh

True Turquoise · February 11, 2015, 11:08:35 AM

tru vs cindy les gew fgt

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · February 11, 2015, 11:11:01 AM

i ship tru and cindy

Cindy · February 11, 2015, 11:11:30 AM

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i ship tru and cindy

Kinky

True Turquoise · February 11, 2015, 11:13:10 AM

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i ship tru and cindy

Nonononononoon

no

no.

Mat Cauthon · February 11, 2015, 11:14:49 AM

Quote from: Cindy on February 11, 2015, 11:06:12 AM

Quote from: Nagato on February 11, 2015, 03:36:47 AM
Hmm...

Spoiler
I could probably kill a thing or two from the Chaikaverse.
Although, I'd probably get to a Dragoon or Kraken and fail.
Uweh

I'd probably be able to kill a minor feila.
And from there work my way up, but like I said a Dragoon would be too hard to kill.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · February 11, 2015, 11:15:31 AM

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i ship tru and cindy

Nonononononoon

no

no.

Yesyesyesyesyesyessey

yes

yes.

Mat Cauthon · February 11, 2015, 11:15:44 AM

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i ship tru and cindy

yuri time

True Turquoise · February 11, 2015, 11:17:48 AM

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i ship tru and cindy

Nonononononoon

no

no.
Yesyesyesyesyesyessey

yes

yes.

kill urself

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · February 11, 2015, 11:18:16 AM

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i ship tru and cindy

Nonononononoon

no

no.
Yesyesyesyesyesyessey

yes

yes.
kill urself

ok

The Waifu Master · February 11, 2015, 11:19:13 AM

RailDex.
Get gun.
Kill Touma.
I win.

Incan · February 11, 2015, 11:22:08 AM

40k
I somehow manage to get a Lascanon and then kill a Space Marine, from there I go on to take the powers of all Xenos before starting to fight daemons. If I do manage to kill a prince and maybe other greater daemons then I try to fight a daemon primarch.

True Turquoise · February 11, 2015, 11:22:54 AM

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i ship tru and cindy

Nonononononoon

no

no.
Yesyesyesyesyesyessey

yes

yes.
kill urself
ok

trash

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · February 11, 2015, 11:27:15 AM

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i ship tru and cindy

Nonononononoon

no

no.
Yesyesyesyesyesyessey

yes

yes.
kill urself
ok
trash

mormon

True Turquoise · February 11, 2015, 11:40:48 AM

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Quote from: True Turquoise on February 11, 2015, 11:22:54 AM
Quote from: #Invalid Youtube Link# on February 11, 2015, 11:18:16 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on February 11, 2015, 11:17:48 AM
Quote from: #Invalid Youtube Link# on February 11, 2015, 11:15:31 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on February 11, 2015, 11:13:10 AM
Quote from: #Invalid Youtube Link# on February 11, 2015, 11:11:01 AM
i ship tru and cindy

Nonononononoon

no

no.
Yesyesyesyesyesyessey

yes

yes.
kill urself
ok
trash
mormon

shut up cindy

BlitzFiend · February 11, 2015, 02:19:43 PM

Id pick the universe known as ur mum

Destati · February 11, 2015, 03:48:31 PM

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