You know the smell of a crushed ant?

 
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I was walking up a street near my house just now and it hit me: the smell of a billion crushed ants. Like some massive boot had stepped on two or three whole nests. It was horrific.

What the hell makes a smell like that? I've never encountered it before.


 
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fuck you
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do an 'in before OP' as well please, I can't quite bring myself to write that abbreviation


 
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fuck you
do an 'in before OP' as well please, I can't quite bring myself to write that abbreviation

Well..... you lost me


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Please... Don't remind me of the Great War.


That smell will live with me forever


 
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Please... Don't remind me of the Great War.


That smell will live with me forever
Now I'm intrigued.


 
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You'd know the smell ants make when they get pissed off and bite you? It's likely a warning to others in the nest that shit's going down.


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Just another day in Antstralia.


 
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You'd know the smell ants make when they get pissed off and bite you? It's likely a warning to others in the nest that shit's going down.
But as I said, this was a section of street painted with the smell.


 
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Just another day in Antstralia.
Goddammit.  :D


 
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But as I said, this was a section of street painted with the smell.

More then one sent out the warning then. An entire nest did. Stepping on their nest or doing anything related to harming it would piss all of them off.


 
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More then one sent out the warning then. An entire nest did. Stepping on their nest or doing anything related to harming it would piss all of them off.
This is unheard of! I've been a kid and fucked with big ants nests and I never caught a waft of anything like this.


 
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This is unheard of! I've been a kid and fucked with big ants nests and I never caught a waft of anything like this.

I guess you didn't piss them off enough.


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I guess you didn't piss them off enough.
We set up sparklers around one nest and made an inescapable ring of flamethrower towers using a bunch of sprays we stole from the cleaners closet at a local school. I've pissed off some ants, man  :-\


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Now I'm intrigued.


The insects had been subdued. after countless raids and pinpoint broom sweeps of their inner sanctums my eight year old self had claimed victory in driving the horde out of the holy land.

With my enemy by the hip and one purchase of a vacuum and a glass jar I pit my former oppressors against each other. bee against wasp, spider against ant, only the strongest survived in this hellish insect fight club and only the strongest could escape.

This ant prisoner who had won countless battles against all odds was the key to preventing the massive insect counter attack that was bound to occur. I gave him freedom for information, he would lead me to the final ant bastion.

As I made the descent into my mothers basement the smell engulfed my very soul. While disoriented by the fumes I finally realized why he ant had willingly lead me to his home, I was being ambushed.

I will not tell of the horrors both the ants and I inflicted upon each other, I will not tell of the slight discomfort exhibited by my kneecaps as the ants tore the flesh.


I can only tell of the smell, and the heralding doom It brings





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This once time like 8 years ago on Easter, I had left my basket of candy in my room and went to my grandparents to spend the night. Next day when I got home my room was infested with ants and have to throw away all my candy :c


 
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The insects had been subdued. after countless raids and pinpoint broom sweeps of their inner sanctums my eight year old self had claimed victory in driving the horde out of the holy land.

With my enemy by the hip and one purchase of a vacuum and a glass jar I pit my former oppressors against each other. bee against wasp, spider against ant, only the strongest survived in this hellish insect fight club and only the strongest could escape.

This ant prisoner who had won countless battles against all odds was the key to preventing the massive insect counter attack that was bound to occur. I gave him freedom for information, he would lead me to the final ant bastion.

As I made the descent into my mothers basement the smell engulfed my very soul. While disoriented by the fumes I finally realized why he ant had willingly lead me to his home, I was being ambushed.

I will not tell of the horrors both the ants and I inflicted upon each other, I will not tell of the slight discomfort exhibited by my kneecaps as the ants tore the flesh.


I can only tell of the smell, and the heralding doom It brings
Brutal. And back in the day prosthetics and the like weren't so great, so I bet you've got fake wooden kneecaps now, poor bastard.


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That's nothing, this one time at band camp...


 
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That's nothing, this one time at band camp...
I found your costume for the wedding.


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What the hell makes a smell like that?

Crushed ants.


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