would you rather

SecondClass · May 17, 2015, 02:39:50 PM

You know what, I'm going to take it up a notch. Hispanic female doctor or gay male masseuse?

eggsalad · May 17, 2015, 02:40:56 PM

what's the surgery for

SecondClass · May 17, 2015, 02:42:47 PM

Quote from: eggsalad on May 17, 2015, 02:40:56 PM

what's the surgery for

Serious surgery. Like a blown kidney or something.

N/A · May 17, 2015, 02:42:52 PM

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eggsalad · May 17, 2015, 02:43:07 PM

do i get a lolipop after the surgery

SecondClass · May 17, 2015, 02:43:51 PM

Quote from: eggsalad on May 17, 2015, 02:43:07 PM

do i get a lolipop after the surgery

yes but it's an off brand grape lollipop with the wrapper kind of already opened

SecondClass · May 17, 2015, 02:44:40 PM

Quote from: Z♡n on May 17, 2015, 02:42:52 PM

Cute twinkish masseuse or really buff and hairy one?

Neither. Nerdy 20 year old who has Verbatim's body build.

w/e · May 17, 2015, 02:45:14 PM

I don't need one of those, so I'll gladly take the massage

N/A · May 17, 2015, 02:46:22 PM

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aREALgod · May 17, 2015, 02:50:21 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on May 17, 2015, 02:44:40 PM

Quote from: Z♡n on May 17, 2015, 02:42:52 PM
Cute twinkish masseuse or really buff and hairy one?
Neither. Nerdy 20 year old who has Verbatim's body build.

I think the choice is clear

eggsalad · May 17, 2015, 02:51:25 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on May 17, 2015, 02:43:51 PM

Quote from: eggsalad on May 17, 2015, 02:43:07 PM
do i get a lolipop after the surgery
yes but it's an off brand grape lollipop with the wrapper kind of already opened

ill take the gay guy

challengerX · May 17, 2015, 02:51:38 PM

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Luke · May 17, 2015, 02:52:09 PM

isn't this from family guy ?

SecondClass · May 17, 2015, 02:55:11 PM

Quote from: Luke on May 17, 2015, 02:52:09 PM

isn't this from family guy ?

Yay, someone gets it!

PSU · May 17, 2015, 02:57:13 PM

someones been watching family guy

Verbatim · May 17, 2015, 03:00:46 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on May 17, 2015, 02:44:40 PM

Quote from: Z♡n on May 17, 2015, 02:42:52 PM
Cute twinkish masseuse or really buff and hairy one?
Neither. Nerdy 20 year old who has Verbatim's body build.

when have you seen my body

Luke · May 17, 2015, 03:01:57 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on May 17, 2015, 02:55:11 PM

Quote from: Luke on May 17, 2015, 02:52:09 PM
isn't this from family guy ?
Yay, someone gets it!

would you have sex with cleveland, if it meant you could have sex with angelina jolie

Verbatim · May 17, 2015, 03:03:56 PM

is the surgery a guaranteed success

if not, i think the obvious choice is the massage, and fantasize about it being a woman instead

True Turquoise · May 17, 2015, 03:04:08 PM

SecondClass · May 17, 2015, 03:04:37 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 17, 2015, 03:00:46 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on May 17, 2015, 02:44:40 PM
Quote from: Z♡n on May 17, 2015, 02:42:52 PM
Cute twinkish masseuse or really buff and hairy one?
Neither. Nerdy 20 year old who has Verbatim's body build.
when have you seen my body

Facebook.

Quote from: Verbatim on May 17, 2015, 03:03:56 PM

is the surgery a guaranteed success

And nope, that would be too easy

Verbatim · May 17, 2015, 03:05:10 PM

Mat Cauthon · May 17, 2015, 03:07:29 PM

Wait what.

noodles · May 17, 2015, 03:10:15 PM

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Ushan · May 17, 2015, 03:58:02 PM

Well, I'd rather not have a serious health problem, so I'd roll with the massage.

Я люблю наркотики · May 17, 2015, 04:08:00 PM

Manly hands all over my body would feel great.

Dopameme · May 17, 2015, 04:10:09 PM

I really could go for a massage rn...

Elegiac · May 17, 2015, 04:15:43 PM

look this up on wikipedia and look at the picture: Facial (sex act)

N/A · May 17, 2015, 04:18:07 PM

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Verbatim · May 17, 2015, 04:27:15 PM

Quote from: Z♡n on May 17, 2015, 04:18:07 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on May 17, 2015, 04:15:43 PM
look this up on wikipedia and look at the picture: Facial (sex act)
lol, the second one is a black guy cumming on a white chick.

the funny parts are the faces

the asian chick looks pleased
the white chick doesn't

DAS B00T x2 · May 17, 2015, 04:39:41 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 17, 2015, 04:27:15 PM

Quote from: Z♡n on May 17, 2015, 04:18:07 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on May 17, 2015, 04:15:43 PM
look this up on wikipedia and look at the picture: Facial (sex act)
lol, the second one is a black guy cumming on a white chick.
the funny parts are the faces

the asian chick looks pleased
the white chick doesn't

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