Worst night of my life SMH

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Stupid rave I'm hella salty

I was looking solid, fresh haircut fresh outfit ect. Everyone was mirin mayyynnne. But I pregamed too hard and drank an entire half of a handle to myself in under 25 minutes.

Beginning was cool but then I blacked out and the last thing I remember is falling down the stairs and some guy saying I'm lucky I'm buff or that would have really hurt lol. This happened at like 9pm

Don't remember anything else except for waking up in the medical room of the venue at 1am being surrounded by volunteers. Apparently they needed like 3 people to carry me there and I threw up too many times/almost died ect. So mad I missed the entire rave you guys don't even understand :(

This is embarrassing but I need to tell you guys. No hangover surprisingly but I think Im actually still be drunk.

Tbh alcohol is poison S/O to Verb


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Bro, never go balls out on the pregame.


 
 
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Half of a handle is what in metric?
or in alcohol units?



 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Half of a handle is what in metric?
or in alcohol units?
1.75L is a handle.
You do math, I'm lazy.


 
 
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Half of a handle is what in metric?
or in alcohol units?
1.75L is a handle.
You do math, I'm lazy.
jesus christ


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Half of a handle is what in metric?
or in alcohol units?
almost an entire liter.
If that's true than I'm surprised he's even alive if he drank that much in 25 minutes.
Last Edit: May 01, 2016, 10:49:16 AM by Dan


 
 
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Half of a handle is what in metric?
or in alcohol units?
almost an entire liter.
If that's true than I'm surprised he's even alive if he drank that much in 25 minutes.
if it was low volume then I could see that being less dangerous but
if it's medium or stronger (%wise, dunno if yanks use that measurement) then wew


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Half of a handle is what in metric?
or in alcohol units?
almost an entire liter.
If that's true than I'm surprised he's even alive if he drank that much in 25 minutes.
if it was low volume then I could see that being less dangerous but
if it's medium or stronger (%wise, dunno if yanks use that measurement) then wew
It was jäger. Don't know if that has high % wise

But I just looked at my snapchat and it said....under 16 minutes


 
 
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Half of a handle is what in metric?
or in alcohol units?
almost an entire liter.
If that's true than I'm surprised he's even alive if he drank that much in 25 minutes.
if it was low volume then I could see that being less dangerous but
if it's medium or stronger (%wise, dunno if yanks use that measurement) then wew
It was jäger. Don't know if that has high % wise

But I just looked at my snapchat and it said....under 16 minutes
I really hope that isn't short for Jaegermeister

because that's 35%

if you drank a litre of 35% in one sitting jfc


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Bro
How?
Jager tastes like ass.
(70 proof, btw)


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
Half of a handle is what in metric?
or in alcohol units?
almost an entire liter.
If that's true than I'm surprised he's even alive if he drank that much in 25 minutes.
if it was low volume then I could see that being less dangerous but
if it's medium or stronger (%wise, dunno if yanks use that measurement) then wew
It was jäger. Don't know if that has high % wise

But I just looked at my snapchat and it said....under 16 minutes
I really hope that isn't short for Jaegermeister

because that's 35%

if you drank a litre of 35% in one sitting jfc

Weak. My nan swigged a bottle of that for her 80th.


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But seriously, jesus fucking christ. There's drinking sorta responsibly to get a laugh out of being inebriated, but then there's drinking like a complete tit and not being fun at all.
Last Edit: May 01, 2016, 11:25:29 AM by PsygnI


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Half of a handle is what in metric?
or in alcohol units?
almost an entire liter.
If that's true than I'm surprised he's even alive if he drank that much in 25 minutes.
if it was low volume then I could see that being less dangerous but
if it's medium or stronger (%wise, dunno if yanks use that measurement) then wew
It was jäger. Don't know if that has high % wise

But I just looked at my snapchat and it said....under 16 minutes
I really hope that isn't short for Jaegermeister

because that's 35%

if you drank a litre of 35% in one sitting jfc

Weak. My nan swigged a bottle of that for her 80th.


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But seriously, jesus fucking christ. There's drinking sorta responsibly to get a laugh out of being inebriated, but then there's drinking like a complete tit and not being fun at all.
Yeah man I know :/

Everyone was going to roll on Molly's but I didn't want to, so I thought I'd try to drink enough to last me the whole night cause you can't bring drinks into the venue. I'm an idiot


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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can you go one thread without bragging about how much people supposedly worship you because you're buff


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First off I'm glad you're not dead....

Second of all..... WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!

Were you TRYING to get alcohol poisoning?!

::insert angry mom rant here::


Seriously! I would have rather you rolled than drank that fucking much!!!

I hope you have learned your lesson!


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But I guess in the end -- Sort of feels like everyday its harder to stay happy where you are. There are all these ways to look through the fence into your neighbor's yard.

Why even risk it? its safer to stay distant.
Kits mom is angry


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can you go one thread without bragging about how much people supposedly worship you because you're buff
tbh it was the highlight of my night :/


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First off I'm glad you're not dead....

Second of all..... WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!

Were you TRYING to get alcohol poisoning?!

::insert angry mom rant here::


Seriously! I would have rather you rolled than drank that fucking much!!!

I hope you have learned your lesson!
Thanks MOM ::)  lol

Honestly I don't think I'll be drinking for a loooong time.


 
 
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I'd try to drink enough to last me the whole night



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>Pregaming on liqueur

Jive confirmed basic bitch

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But seriously like 90% of your posts are about how you binged or drank to a point of bodily harm, and you should seriously consider counseling because it's definitely not normal behavior.
Last Edit: May 01, 2016, 12:45:04 PM by HollowedTurkey


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This is some of mice and men tier cluelessness tbh


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First off I'm glad you're not dead....

Second of all..... WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!

Were you TRYING to get alcohol poisoning?!

::insert angry mom rant here::


Seriously! I would have rather you rolled than drank that fucking much!!!

I hope you have learned your lesson!
Thanks MOM ::)  lol

Honestly I don't think I'll be drinking for a loooong time.


A break might be best. I'm glad you survived your endeavors.


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Long live NoNolesNeckin.

Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
If only there was a record of the thoughts that went through your head as you made that decision.
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Your love gets me so high
this is why i take psychedelics when i go to raves and music fests, they're less dangerous and i get to remember the entire experience in vivid detail :^)


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
If only there was a record of the thoughts that went through your head and you made that decision.
Don't you own any blank CD's?


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ha, you'll be back at it in a couple of weeks


 
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>Pregaming on liqueur

Jive confirmed basic bitch

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But seriously like 90% of your posts are about how you binged or drank to a point of bodily harm, and you should seriously consider counseling because it's definitely not normal behavior.
Eh, truthfully it doesn't happen nearly as much as it may seem. I'm pretty normal 28 days out of the month


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If only there was a record of the thoughts that went through your head as you made that decision.


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this is why i take psychedelics when i go to raves and music fests, they're less dangerous and i get to remember the entire experience in vivid detail :^)
I can't imagine doing any type of mind altering drugs like lsd/weed/shrooms ect at an event man :/

I become way too introverted and get stuck in my thoughts.


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Well at least now I know how I can kill myself should I decide that there is nothing left in my life that has my back. Thanks for the idea.