Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?

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It gets mildly annoying. I mean, how would you feel if I bragged about the last time I took a really good shit?

tbh a Clean, satisfying shit is extremely underrated, and could probably provide some discussion value.

I see where you're coming from, though.

Well I'm glad someone understands my perspective at least.

I mean for me, sex is suppose to be a private thing, not something to brag about. My values don't fit into this world.


 
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Hmm...
Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

That's not a valid answer.
Why not?

You sure are missing out on one of the most pleasurable things life has to offer m8.

Dat fast heart rate when you know its going down
dat heavy breathing
dem sounds
Dem latinas

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Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

#Bragging about it.
I really do though

Why? What's the point in bragging?
Why does it bother you if someone brags about it?
Well you are talking to a virgin...
I bet you this forum would never believe me when I lose my virginity eventually.And even if I wasn't one, it would still bother me because it's mildly annoying.
Why would you care if it's not a big deal?


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Probably not, since you're so defensive about anything related to your sexuality.

What are you talking about?

Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

That's not a valid answer.
Why not?

You sure are missing out on one of the most pleasurable things life has to offer m8.

Dat fast heart rate when you know its going down
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Dem latinas

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Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

#Bragging about it.
I really do though

Why? What's the point in bragging?
Why does it bother you if someone brags about it?
Well you are talking to a virgin...
I bet you this forum would never believe me when I lose my virginity eventually.And even if I wasn't one, it would still bother me because it's mildly annoying.
Why would you care if it's not a big deal?

Because they just won't shut up about it? Do I have to bring up an example?


 
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and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
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I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.


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Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.


 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
My point. You don't think highly of yourself,  and you struggle with your image. You get violently angry when people imply that you're gay or effeminate, and you're bitter at people who brag about sex.


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Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
My point. You don't think highly of yourself,  and you struggle with your image. You get violently angry when people imply that you're gay or effeminate, and you're bitter at people who brag about sex.

Violently? Bitch please.

You act like you know me irl.

And there is a reason why I don't like it when people brag about sex. It gets mildly annoying.


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If you get pussy, you'll see why it's as great as everyone says. Also from a social perspective, getting pussy shows that you have the social skills and finesse to attract women. Also most people above 18 don't care about people's virgin status anyway, but to be fair most people above 18 have gotten laid.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
Who cares? As if masculinity is even something to be proud of...


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If you get pussy, you'll see why it's as great as everyone says. Also from a social perspective, getting pussy shows that you have the social skills and finesse to attract women. Also most people above 18 don't care about people's virgin status anyway, but to be fair most people above 18 have gotten laid.

I'll tell you this right now, long distance relationships suck, and even if I got any, I wouldn't brag about it to anyone.


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Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
Who cares? As if masculinity is even something to be proud of...

Like I said, I got over it.


 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
My point. You don't think highly of yourself,  and you struggle with your image. You get violently angry when people imply that you're gay or effeminate, and you're bitter at people who brag about sex.

Violently? Bitch please.

You act like you know me irl.

And there is a reason why I don't like it when people brag about sex. It gets mildly annoying.
People called you gay and it make you explode. Multiple times.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
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Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
Who cares? As if masculinity is even something to be proud of...

Like I said, I got over it.
But I mean why did it sting in the first place
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MAYBE I JUST WANT TO FUCK

Rocketman, you should know better. Sex before marriage is a sin.

God will hate you if you have premarital sex.

Spoiler
There is no god.


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We knew the world would not be the same.
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I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
MAYBE I JUST WANT TO FUCK
...Rocket are you drunk again?


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Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
My point. You don't think highly of yourself,  and you struggle with your image. You get violently angry when people imply that you're gay or effeminate, and you're bitter at people who brag about sex.

Violently? Bitch please.

You act like you know me irl.

And there is a reason why I don't like it when people brag about sex. It gets mildly annoying.
People called you gay and it make you explode. Multiple times.

People called me a faggot in middle school. I walked away deciding to ignore them. I only hurt people when they throw the first punch, or attempt to.


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MAYBE I JUST WANT TO FUCK
...Rocket are you drunk again?

No, he's just sexually frustrated because his religion won't allow him to have sex..... before marriage.


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
My point. You don't think highly of yourself,  and you struggle with your image. You get violently angry when people imply that you're gay or effeminate, and you're bitter at people who brag about sex.

Violently? Bitch please.

You act like you know me irl.

And there is a reason why I don't like it when people brag about sex. It gets mildly annoying.
People called you gay and it make you explode. Multiple times.

People called me a faggot in middle school. I walked away deciding to ignore them. I only hurt people when they throw the first punch, or attempt to.
So unless these people are beating you up and throwing you in ditches why can't you walk away if you clearly don't care what people say.


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Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
Who cares? As if masculinity is even something to be proud of...

Like I said, I got over it.
But I mean why did it sting in the first place

It just did. This is when I was still single.


 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
My point. You don't think highly of yourself,  and you struggle with your image. You get violently angry when people imply that you're gay or effeminate, and you're bitter at people who brag about sex.

Violently? Bitch please.

You act like you know me irl.

And there is a reason why I don't like it when people brag about sex. It gets mildly annoying.
People called you gay and it make you explode. Multiple times.

People called me a faggot in middle school. I walked away deciding to ignore them. I only hurt people when they throw the first punch, or attempt to.
I was talking about your online behavior.


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
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Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
Who cares? As if masculinity is even something to be proud of...

Like I said, I got over it.
But I mean why did it sting in the first place

It just did. This is when I was still single.
Single has nothing to do with it.

Just trying to figure out why your masculinity/sexuality is such a trigger for you


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Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
My point. You don't think highly of yourself,  and you struggle with your image. You get violently angry when people imply that you're gay or effeminate, and you're bitter at people who brag about sex.

Violently? Bitch please.

You act like you know me irl.

And there is a reason why I don't like it when people brag about sex. It gets mildly annoying.
People called you gay and it make you explode. Multiple times.

People called me a faggot in middle school. I walked away deciding to ignore them. I only hurt people when they throw the first punch, or attempt to.
So unless these people are beating you up and throwing you in ditches why can't you walk away if you clearly don't care what people say.

Because forums != irl

There is always that one thread about someone who tries to get laid that sucks up all the discussion from the other threads and refuses to die....

Oh wait that thread is real.