Whos playing the powerball tonight?

PSU · February 11, 2015, 05:15:53 PM

500 Million.

Just bought $50 worth of tickets. If/When I win, I'll donate 500k to the site.

Mad Max · February 11, 2015, 05:16:12 PM

I don't pay the Idiot Tax

maverick · February 11, 2015, 05:16:23 PM

You would do that for us <3

BC · February 11, 2015, 05:16:43 PM

Not me

Girl of Mystery · February 11, 2015, 05:17:50 PM

I don't play the Lottery because I'm not an idiot

gats · February 11, 2015, 05:18:47 PM

If you win I'll suck yo like a orthodox jew on a infant child

Septy · February 11, 2015, 05:19:29 PM

It's $450 mil

CIS · February 11, 2015, 05:25:09 PM

The lottery is a tax on the foolish. While I'm not a genius I'm not stupid enough to play the lottery. Have fun knowing you just threw away $50 and that you might as well have used it to wipe your ass.

PSU · February 11, 2015, 05:28:25 PM

Totally just a tax on the foolish, until you're that one in a million guy that wins. Fuck outta here, gotta play to win.

Cheat · February 11, 2015, 06:09:43 PM

Quote from: PSU on February 11, 2015, 05:15:53 PM

500 Million.

Just bought $50 worth of tickets. If/When I win, I'll donate 500k to the site.

Rinev · February 11, 2015, 06:13:31 PM

When you win you're giving me a million right?

Statefarm · February 11, 2015, 06:35:26 PM

Cheat might mysteriously disappear once you transfer that 500k

SecondClass · February 11, 2015, 07:20:48 PM

Quote from: Cheat on February 11, 2015, 06:09:43 PM

Quote from: PSU on February 11, 2015, 05:15:53 PM
500 Million.

Just bought $50 worth of tickets. If/When I win, I'll donate 500k to the site.

What would you even do with this site if that happened?

Naru · February 11, 2015, 07:25:53 PM

At least in Arizona, you can choose to be anonymous when winning the lottery

Batch · February 11, 2015, 07:26:26 PM

You won't be saying that when the government takes their slice of the pie....their 'tax'

*sips tea*

Batch · February 11, 2015, 07:27:44 PM

Quote from: Cheat on February 11, 2015, 06:09:43 PM

Quote from: PSU on February 11, 2015, 05:15:53 PM
500 Million.

Just bought $50 worth of tickets. If/When I win, I'll donate 500k to the site.

This guy's gunna go buy a new car or something.

*sips tea*

That or I expect this site to magically make me food as I scroll through the cesspool.

Cheat · February 11, 2015, 07:28:32 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on February 11, 2015, 07:20:48 PM

Quote from: Cheat on February 11, 2015, 06:09:43 PM
Quote from: PSU on February 11, 2015, 05:15:53 PM
500 Million.

Just bought $50 worth of tickets. If/When I win, I'll donate 500k to the site.

What would you even do with this site if that happened?

I'd probably give out random free money with some of it just to attract a horde of salivating money-hungry peeps, but I'd probably just keep most of it.

But I think this site would still be a thing. It's not exactly a cash cow, anyway.

Ender · February 11, 2015, 07:44:34 PM

>playing the lottery