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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
What possible motivation do you have to play with spears and shields only?
They're fun, and they're the only way to play the game. Duh.

Two handed ultrasword tho.


 
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What possible motivation do you have to play with spears and shields only?
They're fun, and they're the only way to play the game. Duh.
If they were the only way to play the game, you wouldn't be able to play the game any other way, but clearly that's untrue.
Wrong, and you know that's not what I meant.

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And if you think that's fun, you're right, but you can maximize the amount of fun by playing with no shield
Wrong. In order to maximize the amount of fun, you MUST use a shield.


 
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What possible motivation do you have to play with spears and shields only?
They're fun, and they're the only way to play the game. Duh.
Two handed ultrasword tho.
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this thread lmao


 
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this thread lmao
if dark souls can't have a pause feature, can you think of any pausable games that would actually benefit from not having a pause feature

furthermore, can you think of a game that would benefit from having the power button disabled


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When I think about you I touch myself.


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
this thread lmao
if dark souls can't have a pause feature, can you think of any pausable games that would actually benefit from not having a pause feature

furthermore, can you think of a game that would benefit from having the power button disabled
I meant the thread as a whole. I don't remember making this lol

And SUPERHOT kind of does that, where it locks you out of being able to exit the game.


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this thread lmao
if dark souls can't have a pause feature, can you think of any pausable games that would actually benefit from not having a pause feature

furthermore, can you think of a game that would benefit from having the power button disabled
rts


 
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this thread lmao
if dark souls can't have a pause feature, can you think of any pausable games that would actually benefit from not having a pause feature

furthermore, can you think of a game that would benefit from having the power button disabled
I meant the thread as a whole. I don't remember making this lol

And SUPERHOT kind of does that, where it locks you out of being able to exit the game.
excuse me?


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
this thread lmao
if dark souls can't have a pause feature, can you think of any pausable games that would actually benefit from not having a pause feature

furthermore, can you think of a game that would benefit from having the power button disabled
rts
what if I need to go pee tho?  I'm not neet enough to keep spare piss bottles in my room.


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
this thread lmao
if dark souls can't have a pause feature, can you think of any pausable games that would actually benefit from not having a pause feature

furthermore, can you think of a game that would benefit from having the power button disabled
I meant the thread as a whole. I don't remember making this lol

And SUPERHOT kind of does that, where it locks you out of being able to exit the game.
excuse me?
At a point of the game, it stops letting you exit. Meshes well with the whole Matrix vibe.


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this thread lmao
if dark souls can't have a pause feature, can you think of any pausable games that would actually benefit from not having a pause feature

furthermore, can you think of a game that would benefit from having the power button disabled
rts
what if I need to go pee tho?  I'm not neet enough to keep spare piss bottles in my room.
just go in your trousers. That's how we did it in 'nam


 
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furthermore, can you think of a game that would benefit from having the power button disabled
rts
yes i absolutely agree


 
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this thread lmao
if dark souls can't have a pause feature, can you think of any pausable games that would actually benefit from not having a pause feature

furthermore, can you think of a game that would benefit from having the power button disabled
I meant the thread as a whole. I don't remember making this lol

And SUPERHOT kind of does that, where it locks you out of being able to exit the game.
excuse me?
At a point of the game, it stops letting you exit. Meshes well with the whole Matrix vibe.
that's horrible

does it at least warn you


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
this thread lmao
if dark souls can't have a pause feature, can you think of any pausable games that would actually benefit from not having a pause feature

furthermore, can you think of a game that would benefit from having the power button disabled

baby maker extreme


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
this thread lmao
if dark souls can't have a pause feature, can you think of any pausable games that would actually benefit from not having a pause feature

furthermore, can you think of a game that would benefit from having the power button disabled
I meant the thread as a whole. I don't remember making this lol

And SUPERHOT kind of does that, where it locks you out of being able to exit the game.
excuse me?
At a point of the game, it stops letting you exit. Meshes well with the whole Matrix vibe.
that's horrible
to be fair
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you're forced to exit out of the game in the section after it; it disables everything except the exit button.


 
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maybe i'm just old-fashioned, but things like
- being able to play the game
- being able to stop playing the game
- being able to pause the game

are core, fundamental features that MUST be part of the game no matter how hardcore or artsy it's trying to be

that's why the wii was great—it has a universal pause button, so any game that tried anything stupid would get fucked in the ass
Last Edit: June 11, 2017, 01:20:45 PM by Verbatim


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
this thread lmao
if dark souls can't have a pause feature, can you think of any pausable games that would actually benefit from not having a pause feature

furthermore, can you think of a game that would benefit from having the power button disabled
I meant the thread as a whole. I don't remember making this lol

And SUPERHOT kind of does that, where it locks you out of being able to exit the game.
excuse me?
At a point of the game, it stops letting you exit. Meshes well with the whole Matrix vibe.
that's horrible

does it at least warn you
Spoiler
The game tells you to stop fucking around and treating it like a toy for a few missions preceding it, interspersed with messages telling you that it has total control over you. It tells you to run; if you don't, you can't proceed. It tells you to die; if you don't let yourself get shot, you can't move forward. It tells you that it can decide where you leave or not, and disables the escape key (that leaving is bound to). After that, it makes you (the character, because you don't actually type your messages) promise to leave the game alone and forces you to log off.


 
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this thread lmao
if dark souls can't have a pause feature, can you think of any pausable games that would actually benefit from not having a pause feature

furthermore, can you think of a game that would benefit from having the power button disabled
I meant the thread as a whole. I don't remember making this lol

And SUPERHOT kind of does that, where it locks you out of being able to exit the game.
excuse me?
At a point of the game, it stops letting you exit. Meshes well with the whole Matrix vibe.
that's horrible

does it at least warn you
Spoiler
The game tells you to stop fucking around and treating it like a toy for a few missions preceding it, interspersed with messages telling you that it has total control over you. It tells you to run; if you don't, you can't proceed. It tells you to die; if you don't let yourself get shot, you can't move forward. It tells you that it can decide where you leave or not, and disables the escape key (that leaving is bound to). After that, it makes you (the character, because you don't actually type your messages) promise to leave the game alone and forces you to log off.
what about alt+tab
open task manager
end task


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
this thread lmao
if dark souls can't have a pause feature, can you think of any pausable games that would actually benefit from not having a pause feature

furthermore, can you think of a game that would benefit from having the power button disabled
I meant the thread as a whole. I don't remember making this lol

And SUPERHOT kind of does that, where it locks you out of being able to exit the game.
excuse me?
At a point of the game, it stops letting you exit. Meshes well with the whole Matrix vibe.
that's horrible

does it at least warn you
Spoiler
The game tells you to stop fucking around and treating it like a toy for a few missions preceding it, interspersed with messages telling you that it has total control over you. It tells you to run; if you don't, you can't proceed. It tells you to die; if you don't let yourself get shot, you can't move forward. It tells you that it can decide where you leave or not, and disables the escape key (that leaving is bound to). After that, it makes you (the character, because you don't actually type your messages) promise to leave the game alone and forces you to log off.
what about alt+tab
open task manager
end task
Well obviously you could exit by means outside of the game, just like you could "pause" in Dark Souls by exiting and reentering (you'd be in roughly the same spot, anyways). You could always unplug the computer/console too, but the point is that it removes to ability to quit out as a statement.


 
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this thread lmao
if dark souls can't have a pause feature, can you think of any pausable games that would actually benefit from not having a pause feature

furthermore, can you think of a game that would benefit from having the power button disabled
I meant the thread as a whole. I don't remember making this lol

And SUPERHOT kind of does that, where it locks you out of being able to exit the game.
excuse me?
At a point of the game, it stops letting you exit. Meshes well with the whole Matrix vibe.
that's horrible

does it at least warn you
Spoiler
The game tells you to stop fucking around and treating it like a toy for a few missions preceding it, interspersed with messages telling you that it has total control over you. It tells you to run; if you don't, you can't proceed. It tells you to die; if you don't let yourself get shot, you can't move forward. It tells you that it can decide where you leave or not, and disables the escape key (that leaving is bound to). After that, it makes you (the character, because you don't actually type your messages) promise to leave the game alone and forces you to log off.
what about alt+tab
open task manager
end task
Well obviously you could exit by means outside of the game, just like you could "pause" in Dark Souls by exiting and reentering (you'd be in roughly the same spot, anyways). You could always unplug the computer/console too, but the point is that it removes to ability to quit out as a statement.
no, i just wanna be able to stop playing on my terms

like i said, fundamental feature—has no right to not be in the game at all times, no matter what kind of obnoxious statement it's trying to make

and re: dark souls, you already know how i feel about being put "roughly" in the same spot
Last Edit: June 11, 2017, 01:51:56 PM by Verbatim


 
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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Gotta agree with birb, not being able to pause is just dumb.
birb didn't say that, 🅱erb did


 
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Gotta agree with birb, not being able to pause is just dumb.
you're seriously the first person who has actually played dark souls to agree with me there

why are dark souls fans so fucking touchy about people pointing out flaws anyway?

no other fanbase i know of collectively acts as though their game is totally perfect
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