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NSFW What are the drawbacks to having sex with an octopus?

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Then come here and take it
They're camouflage makes them hard to find when you are in the mood

 
 
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It's got a mouth that can easily puncture you and a few of them have natural defensive toxins in their skin.

Stop being into bestiality, Charles.

 
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I don't really see much. Except that their beaks are prolly bad at blowing.

 
 
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I'm asking why.

 
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Okay. I'm calling it. Octopuses have no bones making them incredibly flexible.

10 bucks says Charlie here stumbled across somebody who got an octopus sucked into their ass.

 
 
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Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 05, 2015, 08:12:36 PM
Quote from: LC on October 05, 2015, 08:12:00 PM
I'm asking why.

Don't

Why do you want to know the benefits to having sexy with and octopus Charlie?

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Quote from: Deadtrap on October 05, 2015, 08:13:54 PM
Okay. I'm calling it. Octopuses have no bones making them incredibly flexible.

10 bucks says Charlie here stumbled across somebody who got an octopus sucked into their ass.
...

 
 
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Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 05, 2015, 08:15:11 PM
Quote from: Deadtrap on October 05, 2015, 08:13:54 PM
Okay. I'm calling it. Octopuses have no bones making them incredibly flexible.

10 bucks says Charlie here stumbled across somebody who got an octopus sucked into their ass.
...

...... Did I legitimately call it?
Last Edit: October 05, 2015, 08:16:54 PM by Deadtrap

 
 
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Quote from: Deadtrap on October 05, 2015, 08:13:54 PM
Okay. I'm calling it. Octopuses have no bones making them incredibly flexible.

10 bucks says Charlie here stumbled across somebody who got an octopus sucked into their ass.

wut

So like

Do people actually do that?

Just suck octopuses into their butt?

 
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there are none

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Quote from: LC on October 05, 2015, 08:18:14 PM
Quote from: Deadtrap on October 05, 2015, 08:13:54 PM
Okay. I'm calling it. Octopuses have no bones making them incredibly flexible.

10 bucks says Charlie here stumbled across somebody who got an octopus sucked into their ass.

wut

So like

Do people actually do that?

Just suck octopuses into their butt?

You know, I seriously wouldn't put it past being an actual thing. I know in my heart, that somewhere out there, there's a hospital with a story about that one strange person who was into bestiality.

And it most likely involved an octopus.

That's the only feasible reason I can see Charles making this thread. He stumbled onto one of those freak medical stories.
Last Edit: October 05, 2015, 08:21:16 PM by Deadtrap

 
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There aren't any. Get that octopussy

 
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Quote from: Deadtrap on October 05, 2015, 08:16:05 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 05, 2015, 08:15:11 PM
Quote from: Deadtrap on October 05, 2015, 08:13:54 PM
Okay. I'm calling it. Octopuses have no bones making them incredibly flexible.

10 bucks says Charlie here stumbled across somebody who got an octopus sucked into their ass.
...

...... Did I legitimately call it?

This is one of those moments when reality trolls better than I can

 
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Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 05, 2015, 08:23:24 PM
Quote from: Deadtrap on October 05, 2015, 08:16:05 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 05, 2015, 08:15:11 PM
Quote from: Deadtrap on October 05, 2015, 08:13:54 PM
Okay. I'm calling it. Octopuses have no bones making them incredibly flexible.

10 bucks says Charlie here stumbled across somebody who got an octopus sucked into their ass.
...

...... Did I legitimately call it?

This is one of those moments when reality trolls better than I can

I'll happily assume no then.

 
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Quote from: Deadtrap on October 05, 2015, 08:26:01 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 05, 2015, 08:23:24 PM
Quote from: Deadtrap on October 05, 2015, 08:16:05 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 05, 2015, 08:15:11 PM
Quote from: Deadtrap on October 05, 2015, 08:13:54 PM
Okay. I'm calling it. Octopuses have no bones making them incredibly flexible.

10 bucks says Charlie here stumbled across somebody who got an octopus sucked into their ass.
...

...... Did I legitimately call it?

This is one of those moments when reality trolls better than I can

I'll happily assume no then.

I guess the human imagination knows no bounds when it comes to jamming things up your ass

 
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Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 05, 2015, 08:23:24 PM
Quote from: Deadtrap on October 05, 2015, 08:16:05 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 05, 2015, 08:15:11 PM
Quote from: Deadtrap on October 05, 2015, 08:13:54 PM
Okay. I'm calling it. Octopuses have no bones making them incredibly flexible.

10 bucks says Charlie here stumbled across somebody who got an octopus sucked into their ass.
...

...... Did I legitimately call it?

This is one of those moments when reality trolls better than I can
I didn't think the internet would get any weirder today, but here we are.

 
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I wouldn't mind some Octo-pussy
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Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 05, 2015, 08:09:20 PM
Don't ask why.

Their beak could snip the tip off your weewee. Just stick to equines.

 
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uhhh...

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hey
You can't breathe in water and it can't breathe out of water

How are you supposed to do it when one of you's gonna die?

 
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I mean people are shoving living octopi (no, not the tentacles that wringle around because there's salt poured onto them, but whole, living specimen) down their throat and it's considered a delicacy.
I can imagine that shoving an octopus up your bum is considered an advanced sex technique.

 
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