Weird things you did as a kid?

Big Boss · June 21, 2015, 04:00:23 PM

I used to sit in my paddling pool and drop crisps in it. I would let the crisps float around me for a few minutes and soak in the water, then eat them...
Put me off Prawn Cocktail flavor for life.

June 21, 2015, 04:02:09 PM

I had table manners.

Naru · June 21, 2015, 04:02:16 PM

Your mom

REKT

Lord Starch · June 21, 2015, 04:02:30 PM

No not really.

Yu · June 21, 2015, 04:03:36 PM

Didn't talk to people.

challengerX · June 21, 2015, 04:05:01 PM

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Tyger · June 21, 2015, 04:10:15 PM

When I was a toddler I use to put dirt in my mouth because it would freak the fuck out of my sister and make her cry

I used to catch lizards and make them bite my ears / my sisters ears and act as earrings

Super Irish · June 21, 2015, 04:14:16 PM

I mixed lemonade with porridge oats.

Also, not exactly weird but I did this repeatedly; I used to put fuck-tons of sugar into tea because I didn't realise you had to stir it to mix in, and the top never tasted sweet enough. By the time it did, half of my tea was basically "tea-syrup".

Big Boss · June 21, 2015, 04:18:20 PM

Quote from: Tyger on June 21, 2015, 04:10:15 PM

When I was a toddler I use to put dirt in my mouth because it would freak the fuck out of my sister and make her cry

I used to catch lizards and make them bite my ears / my sisters ears and act as earrings

why.

Tyger · June 21, 2015, 04:19:21 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on June 21, 2015, 04:18:20 PM

Quote from: Tyger on June 21, 2015, 04:10:15 PM
When I was a toddler I use to put dirt in my mouth because it would freak the fuck out of my sister and make her cry

I used to catch lizards and make them bite my ears / my sisters ears and act as earrings

why.

bitch why did you put chips in the pool you freak

Big Boss · June 21, 2015, 04:23:13 PM

Quote from: Tyger on June 21, 2015, 04:19:21 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on June 21, 2015, 04:18:20 PM
Quote from: Tyger on June 21, 2015, 04:10:15 PM
When I was a toddler I use to put dirt in my mouth because it would freak the fuck out of my sister and make her cry

I used to catch lizards and make them bite my ears / my sisters ears and act as earrings

why.
bitch why did you put chips in the pool you freak

Well I liked the soggy taste for some reason

Release · June 22, 2015, 12:49:12 AM

I'd make wheezing and huffing noises when I made my transformers toys fight each other

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · June 22, 2015, 12:55:11 AM

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Jocephalopod · June 22, 2015, 01:03:55 AM

Quote from: 👌 yourself on June 22, 2015, 12:55:11 AM

.

Because he's afraid to go to church to find a sense of community

What da fuk slesh

Solonoid · June 22, 2015, 02:29:27 AM

I have no idea what any of that bongland drivel meant, but I assum it's disgusting.

Kiwicake · June 22, 2015, 02:30:21 AM

Played pretend so hard I actually thought I was a dragon

i was the original otherkin

tumblr aint got nothing on me

SecondClass · June 22, 2015, 02:38:30 AM

I was scared of pretty much everything. I had to sleep in the same room as my mom until I was like 11

Jono · June 22, 2015, 02:38:42 AM

Played with my construction toys in the dirt outside and make roads for my Hot Wheels.

Run around my house and pretend I was The Rock, doing the People's Elbow on stuffed animals and pillows.

Draw my own comic strips of random stuff. I even made a little series of them.

Saleem · June 22, 2015, 02:41:50 AM

Tasted rocks

Sandtrap · June 22, 2015, 02:45:20 AM

I'm actually surprised I didn't die as a kid. Those wee years. The stupid years.

Batteries. I liked the tingly feeling on the tongue.

Metal. Same thing. Liked the metal taste. I choked on a coin and eventually swallowed the thing.

I found a gas can in the garage once. I noticed that it made the concrete darker wherever it splattered. My little child mind decided it wanted to make the driveway prettier so I dumped the entire can across the driveway.

I had a short time habit of being able to blow spit bubbles.

I developed a tick in my left eye when I started blinking separately. And, even today, I can still feel that whenever I blink.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · June 22, 2015, 03:29:15 AM

Shoved rose-stems down my urethra.

challengerX · June 22, 2015, 03:33:00 AM

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Verbatim · June 22, 2015, 03:35:09 AM

I made lists. Of everything. Usually of things in video games. Like, the precise number of Goombas/Koopa Troopas/whatever in each level of Super Mario Bros.

Just so that I could have the information.

I mean, I did a lot of weird shit, but that comes to mind in particular, because I still make lists from time to time...

SecondClass · June 22, 2015, 03:37:14 AM

Quote from: challengerX on June 22, 2015, 03:33:00 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on June 22, 2015, 02:38:30 AM
I was scared of pretty much everything. I had to sleep in the same room as my mom until I was like 11
HAHAHAHA

YOU SERIOUS?

Why would I lie about something like that?

challengerX · June 22, 2015, 03:39:16 AM

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