Pages: «1 2 »

Things that bother you at work.

The Justicar | Ascended Posting Rampage
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Foxy
IP: Logged

1,228 posts
The First Justicar
When people use coupons.

When people compare prices and make you void the fucking item and match it.

When they don't want the fucking $12 detergent anymore and you void it and need a managers key because the void exceeds $10

When old people

When fucking faggoty little niglet children pay for chocolate bars. INDIVIDUALLY!!!!!!!!!!

When people don't know the difference between kilos and pounds

When people have a bill for like $137 and they say "ill pay with debit. Make the total $200 and give me the difference as cash back" you want me to gargle your wife's balls too?

When the register won't open.

When the fucking eggs take a century to scan.

When people but the weirdest fucking things that they don't know the name of.
"I think it's a cho cho. Yeah lets just roll with that."

 
Ásgeirr | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL: ossku
PSN:
Steam: ossku/Oss
ID: Ossku
IP: Logged

13,642 posts
The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
I dont work.

 
 
ಠ_ಠ | What're you looking at?
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Nuka
IP: Logged

17,414 posts
We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
Yeah I used to work at retail...fucking hated it.
People become horrible creatures when they hold the status of "customer".

 
Kinder Graham | Respected Invincible!
 
more |
XBL: TFL Blazing
PSN:
Steam:
ID: IchEsseKinder
IP: Logged

7,338 posts
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
(ง ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)ง
when he forgets to put the condom on -.-

 
The Justicar | Ascended Posting Rampage
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Foxy
IP: Logged

1,228 posts
The First Justicar

Quote from: Ossku on September 18, 2014, 06:36:03 PM
I dont work.
-_-
Promise me you won't by the $12 detergent and then tell me you don't want it?

 
The Justicar | Ascended Posting Rampage
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Foxy
IP: Logged

1,228 posts
The First Justicar

Quote from: Nuka on September 18, 2014, 06:38:13 PM
Yeah I used to work at retail...fucking hated it.
People become horrible creatures when they hold the status of "customer".
yeah. Why can't people just not be cheap fucktard a looking for the best deals. There's being a smart shopper and scoring sweet deals, and then there's being a fucking mouldy cunt, using the fine print to take .79 cents off your bill.

The Justicar | Ascended Posting Rampage
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Foxy
IP: Logged

1,228 posts
The First Justicar

Quote from: Kinder_ on September 18, 2014, 06:38:24 PM
when he forgets to put the condom on -.-
god I hate whe he does that. It's almost like he's trying to give me aids sometimes.

 
 
DAS B00T x2 | Cultural Appropriator
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: DAS B00T x2
IP: Logged

37,910 posts
This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.

I spend more time under planes than one of our actual mechanics...

There's also one fucking guy that has a c150 on our ramp. Each time he goes out (typically for an hour at a time) he wants his tanks topped to 3/4, which wouldn't be so damn annoying if it didn't only come out to like two gallons a side every god damn time. I spend more time getting the truck and writing the fuel slip than I do fueling him...

 
The Justicar | Ascended Posting Rampage
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Foxy
IP: Logged

1,228 posts
The First Justicar
3/4 of the way? Why not all the way?

 
Mega Sceptile | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Mega Sceptile
IP: Logged

2,096 posts
 
->When some newbie doesn't listen to their bloody navigator, cuts too deep and manages to flip their car, forcing the event to a halt and making me drag their sorry ass off the course.

-> When another car pulls a false start
-> When that same fucking car manages to blow out their engine before the green and has to go in for an hour long repair
 
-> When some dumb asses at the audience fences try to reach their hands out towards my car, scares the piss out of me that I'll be dragging them along with me.

-> when people throw fucking water on my front window

-> when a new navigator fucks up on a turn and I have to drag the car who went the wrong way, off into the bush and flipped, out of there.

 
 
DAS B00T x2 | Cultural Appropriator
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: DAS B00T x2
IP: Logged

37,910 posts
This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Kitsune on September 18, 2014, 06:44:28 PM
3/4 of the way? Why not all the way?
If you top a 150 and go out with two people than you're over gross weight. It's just a technicality, you can fly it just fine like that, but if something were to go wrong and the feds show up to investigate an accident...

 
 
DAS B00T x2 | Cultural Appropriator
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: DAS B00T x2
IP: Logged

37,910 posts
This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Mega Sceptile on September 18, 2014, 06:46:31 PM
-> When that same fucking car manages to blow out their engine before the green and has to go in for an hour long repair
Lol, how'd he pull that off?

 
 
cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 | Marty Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: SoporificSlash
IP: Logged

15,844 posts
 
This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden and require a Sep7agon® SecondClass Premium Membership to view.

 
The Justicar | Ascended Posting Rampage
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Foxy
IP: Logged

1,228 posts
The First Justicar

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 18, 2014, 06:53:40 PM
When people get pissed because I have to ID them to buy smigarettes.
fooking chimps

 
The Justicar | Ascended Posting Rampage
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Foxy
IP: Logged

1,228 posts
The First Justicar

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 18, 2014, 06:50:19 PM
Quote from: Kitsune on September 18, 2014, 06:44:28 PM
3/4 of the way? Why not all the way?
If you top a 150 and go out with two people than you're over gross weight. It's just a technicality, you can fly it just fine like that, but if something were to go wrong and the feds show up to investigate an accident...
ahhhhh alright.

 
The Justicar | Ascended Posting Rampage
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Foxy
IP: Logged

1,228 posts
The First Justicar

Quote from: Mega Sceptile on September 18, 2014, 06:46:31 PM
->When some newbie doesn't listen to their bloody navigator, cuts too deep and manages to flip their car, forcing the event to a halt and making me drag their sorry ass off the course.

-> When another car pulls a false start
-> When that same fucking car manages to blow out their engine before the green and has to go in for an hour long repair
 
-> When some dumb asses at the audience fences try to reach their hands out towards my car, scares the piss out of me that I'll be dragging them along with me.

-> when people throw fucking water on my front window

-> when a new navigator fucks up on a turn and I have to drag the car who went the wrong way, off into the bush and flipped, out of there.
sounds like you have to put up with royal shitheads.

 
Mega Sceptile | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Mega Sceptile
IP: Logged

2,096 posts
 
Quote from: Kitsune on September 18, 2014, 07:05:24 PM

Quote from: Mega Sceptile on September 18, 2014, 06:46:31 PM
->When some newbie doesn't listen to their bloody navigator, cuts too deep and manages to flip their car, forcing the event to a halt and making me drag their sorry ass off the course.

-> When another car pulls a false start
-> When that same fucking car manages to blow out their engine before the green and has to go in for an hour long repair
 
-> When some dumb asses at the audience fences try to reach their hands out towards my car, scares the piss out of me that I'll be dragging them along with me.

-> when people throw fucking water on my front window

-> when a new navigator fucks up on a turn and I have to drag the car who went the wrong way, off into the bush and flipped, out of there.
sounds like you have to put up with royal shitheads.
The newbies I can understand, it's their first Rally, but the retards in the crowd and the mechanics who don't check the car before they go for another heat pisses me the fuck off

 
 
True Turquoise | MILF Hunter
 
more |
XBL: Anora Whisper
PSN: True_Turquoise
Steam: truturquoise
ID: True Turquoise
IP: Logged

25,656 posts
fuck you
When you get called a bitch

 
The Justicar | Ascended Posting Rampage
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Foxy
IP: Logged

1,228 posts
The First Justicar

Quote from: True Turquoise on September 18, 2014, 07:39:50 PM
When you get called a bitch
lol how's that bad?

 
 
True Turquoise | MILF Hunter
 
more |
XBL: Anora Whisper
PSN: True_Turquoise
Steam: truturquoise
ID: True Turquoise
IP: Logged

25,656 posts
fuck you

 
 
gats | alo
 
more |
XBL: goooots
PSN:
Steam: goootsby
ID: Gatsby
IP: Logged

19,383 posts
You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
When there's no power source nearby and I have to mix cement using a shovel.

Urgh that happens at some building sites we work at, it's so fucking tiring.
Last Edit: September 18, 2014, 07:51:49 PM by Gatsby

 
The Justicar | Ascended Posting Rampage
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Foxy
IP: Logged

1,228 posts
The First Justicar

 
 
True Turquoise | MILF Hunter
 
more |
XBL: Anora Whisper
PSN: True_Turquoise
Steam: truturquoise
ID: True Turquoise
IP: Logged

25,656 posts
fuck you
Quote from: Kitsune on September 18, 2014, 07:51:14 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on September 18, 2014, 07:47:39 PM
Quote from: Kitsune on September 18, 2014, 07:46:51 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on September 18, 2014, 07:39:50 PM
When you get called a bitch
lol how's that bad?

mfw
I dun work
and who gave you permission to post, bitch?



bitch. I could leave you tied to a chair so beaten, the police would think it was attempted murder

 
The Justicar | Ascended Posting Rampage
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Foxy
IP: Logged

1,228 posts
The First Justicar
Quote from: True Turquoise on September 18, 2014, 07:58:56 PM
Quote from: Kitsune on September 18, 2014, 07:51:14 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on September 18, 2014, 07:47:39 PM
Quote from: Kitsune on September 18, 2014, 07:46:51 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on September 18, 2014, 07:39:50 PM
When you get called a bitch
lol how's that bad?

mfw
I dun work
and who gave you permission to post, bitch?



bitch. I could leave you tied to a chair so beaten, the police would think it was attempted murder
that better be a promise or I'm doing a black sacrament to get a dark brotherhood pyramid head on your ass girly ass.
Last Edit: September 18, 2014, 08:06:00 PM by Kitsune

 
Yu | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Yutaka
IP: Logged

13,009 posts
Almost always, with moderation

>Closing at work
>20 mins till close
>A group of 35 people come in
>I have to make subs for all of them
>mfw

Blackbox Rob | Ascended Posting Riot
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Blackbox Rob
IP: Logged

712 posts
My signature is my name printed, I was never taught how to write cursive. FML.


>be a PCA for bed ridden client

>flip her over to her side

>check to see if she had a BM

>she dont

<coolman.peg

>take off her briefs

>hear the loudest fart - like being next to a jet engine

>omygawdplzdont.exe

>brown soup spays on bed sheets and new brief

>MFW

>motherfucker slowly turned her head and we locked eyes

>she smirks

>"ohh, sorry."


Taci7urn | Ascended Posting Frenzy
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: DinoRob
IP: Logged

388 posts
"The standard that you make is the standard that you choose."
Unnecessary harassment. Especially during when work is busy.

 
The Justicar | Ascended Posting Rampage
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Foxy
IP: Logged

1,228 posts
The First Justicar

Quote from: Yutaka on September 18, 2014, 08:12:31 PM

>Closing at work
>20 mins till close
>A group of 35 people come in
>I have to make subs for all of them
>mfw
fuck!

 
RustingFloor | Heroic Posting Rampage
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Rustingfloor
IP: Logged

1,330 posts
"I've been battling with the struggle of love and anger and the anger has won. It's impossible for me to go back to the way I was. I've tried changing back but it didn't work. I still had it in me and doubt it will ever go away. I have no control over it anymore. It has become part of me."
jimmy gets me all hot and bothered

 
The Justicar | Ascended Posting Rampage
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Foxy
IP: Logged

1,228 posts
The First Justicar

Quote from: Blackbox Rob on September 18, 2014, 08:42:36 PM


>be a PCA for bed ridden client

>flip her over to her side

>check to see if she had a BM

>she dont

<coolman.peg

>take off her briefs

>hear the loudest fart - like being next to a jet engine

>omygawdplzdont.exe

>brown soup spays on bed sheets and new brief

>MFW

>motherfucker slowly turned her head and we locked eyes

>she smirks

>"ohh, sorry."


-_- I'd leave her in her own shit and turn the lights off.

 
Pages: «1 2 »