There should be a fee for having a child on a plane

Mad Max · October 03, 2015, 12:58:21 PM

...on top of any ticket you have to buy. Holy shit. Crying babies ruin everyone's flight.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · October 03, 2015, 01:00:20 PM

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BaconShelf · October 03, 2015, 01:01:56 PM

>going on a plane

Mad Max · October 03, 2015, 01:02:38 PM

Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:01:56 PM

>going on a plane

...call me when there's a faster way to travel thousands of miles.

gats · October 03, 2015, 01:02:40 PM

why don't you just teleport?

but yeah that's why i have noise cancelling headphones.

Mad Max · October 03, 2015, 01:02:54 PM

Quote from: ねこ on October 03, 2015, 01:00:20 PM

Can you blame them?
I'd be crying too if I had to see your fugly face.

#rectum

Mad Max · October 03, 2015, 01:03:24 PM

Quote from: gatsby on October 03, 2015, 01:02:40 PM

why don't you just teleport?

but yeah that's why i have noise cancelling headphones.

thankfully I have mine too, but it doesn't help a ton if the baby is across the aisle from you

gats · October 03, 2015, 01:04:06 PM

Quote from: Mad Max on October 03, 2015, 01:03:24 PM

Quote from: gatsby on October 03, 2015, 01:02:40 PM
why don't you just teleport?

but yeah that's why i have noise cancelling headphones.
thankfully I have mine too, but it doesn't help a ton if the baby is across the aisle from you

i'd just look at the parent and shake my head

BaconShelf · October 03, 2015, 01:04:10 PM

Quote from: Mad Max on October 03, 2015, 01:02:38 PM

Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:01:56 PM
>going on a plane
...call me when there's a faster way to travel thousands of miles.

>travelling thousands of miles

DAS B00T x2 · October 03, 2015, 01:05:10 PM

Little kids are like free money to the airliner though, since they save weight.

Korra · October 03, 2015, 01:05:10 PM

Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:04:10 PM

Quote from: Mad Max on October 03, 2015, 01:02:38 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:01:56 PM
>going on a plane
...call me when there's a faster way to travel thousands of miles.

>travelling thousands of miles

Can you really blame Max for having a life?

BaconShelf · October 03, 2015, 01:06:49 PM

Quote from: Avatar on October 03, 2015, 01:05:10 PM

Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:04:10 PM
Quote from: Mad Max on October 03, 2015, 01:02:38 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:01:56 PM
>going on a plane
...call me when there's a faster way to travel thousands of miles.

>travelling thousands of miles
Can you really blame Max for having a life?

I don't understand why people like going on holidays. It's more stressful than it's worth.

Girl of Mystery · October 03, 2015, 01:07:32 PM

Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:06:49 PM

Quote from: Avatar on October 03, 2015, 01:05:10 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:04:10 PM
Quote from: Mad Max on October 03, 2015, 01:02:38 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:01:56 PM
>going on a plane
...call me when there's a faster way to travel thousands of miles.

>travelling thousands of miles
Can you really blame Max for having a life?

I don't understand why people like going on holidays. It's more stressful than it's worth.

Have you ever been on holiday?

DAS B00T x2 · October 03, 2015, 01:07:46 PM

Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:06:49 PM

Quote from: Avatar on October 03, 2015, 01:05:10 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:04:10 PM
Quote from: Mad Max on October 03, 2015, 01:02:38 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:01:56 PM
>going on a plane
...call me when there's a faster way to travel thousands of miles.

>travelling thousands of miles
Can you really blame Max for having a life?

I don't understand why people like going on holidays. It's more stressful than it's worth.

It's not stressful tho.

BaconShelf · October 03, 2015, 01:08:20 PM

Quote from: Citrus Snake on October 03, 2015, 01:07:32 PM

Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:06:49 PM
Quote from: Avatar on October 03, 2015, 01:05:10 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:04:10 PM
Quote from: Mad Max on October 03, 2015, 01:02:38 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:01:56 PM
>going on a plane
...call me when there's a faster way to travel thousands of miles.

>travelling thousands of miles
Can you really blame Max for having a life?

I don't understand why people like going on holidays. It's more stressful than it's worth.
Have you ever been on holiday?

Yes. I hate it.

Girl of Mystery · October 03, 2015, 01:10:14 PM

Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:08:20 PM

Quote from: Citrus Snake on October 03, 2015, 01:07:32 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:06:49 PM
Quote from: Avatar on October 03, 2015, 01:05:10 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:04:10 PM
Quote from: Mad Max on October 03, 2015, 01:02:38 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:01:56 PM
>going on a plane
...call me when there's a faster way to travel thousands of miles.

>travelling thousands of miles
Can you really blame Max for having a life?

I don't understand why people like going on holidays. It's more stressful than it's worth.
Have you ever been on holiday?

Yes. I hate it.

As opposed to living in England?

lol

Elai · October 03, 2015, 01:11:21 PM

*something about crashing this plane

with no survivors*

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · October 03, 2015, 01:11:51 PM

Quote from: Citrus Snake on October 03, 2015, 01:10:14 PM

Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:08:20 PM
Quote from: Citrus Snake on October 03, 2015, 01:07:32 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:06:49 PM
Quote from: Avatar on October 03, 2015, 01:05:10 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:04:10 PM
Quote from: Mad Max on October 03, 2015, 01:02:38 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:01:56 PM
>going on a plane
...call me when there's a faster way to travel thousands of miles.

>travelling thousands of miles
Can you really blame Max for having a life?

I don't understand why people like going on holidays. It's more stressful than it's worth.
Have you ever been on holiday?

Yes. I hate it.
As opposed to living in England?

lol

rekt

Mad Max · October 03, 2015, 01:12:03 PM

Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:08:20 PM

Quote from: Citrus Snake on October 03, 2015, 01:07:32 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:06:49 PM
Quote from: Avatar on October 03, 2015, 01:05:10 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:04:10 PM
Quote from: Mad Max on October 03, 2015, 01:02:38 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:01:56 PM
>going on a plane
...call me when there's a faster way to travel thousands of miles.

>travelling thousands of miles
Can you really blame Max for having a life?

I don't understand why people like going on holidays. It's more stressful than it's worth.
Have you ever been on holiday?

Yes. I hate it.

you sound like fun...

TB · October 03, 2015, 01:12:52 PM

Quote from: Eliab on October 03, 2015, 01:11:21 PM

*something about crashing this plane

with no survivors*

For you

BaconShelf · October 03, 2015, 01:14:56 PM

Quote from: Citrus Snake on October 03, 2015, 01:10:14 PM

Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:08:20 PM
Quote from: Citrus Snake on October 03, 2015, 01:07:32 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:06:49 PM
Quote from: Avatar on October 03, 2015, 01:05:10 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:04:10 PM
Quote from: Mad Max on October 03, 2015, 01:02:38 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:01:56 PM
>going on a plane
...call me when there's a faster way to travel thousands of miles.

>travelling thousands of miles
Can you really blame Max for having a life?

I don't understand why people like going on holidays. It's more stressful than it's worth.
Have you ever been on holiday?

Yes. I hate it.
As opposed to living in England?

lol

huh?

if the weather isn't fucking terrible, then you have to deal with the fact that everyone speaks not-english.

and I pretty much classify any weather above 10 C to be terrible.

Then there's having to pack a ton of stuff then unpack it, the actual travelling itself, being cooped up with the same group of people for a week or two and so forth

yeah, I'll take staying at home thanks

I almost forgot that it's expensive

BaconShelf · October 03, 2015, 01:15:36 PM

Quote from: Mad Max on October 03, 2015, 01:12:03 PM

Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:08:20 PM
Quote from: Citrus Snake on October 03, 2015, 01:07:32 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:06:49 PM
Quote from: Avatar on October 03, 2015, 01:05:10 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:04:10 PM
Quote from: Mad Max on October 03, 2015, 01:02:38 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:01:56 PM
>going on a plane
...call me when there's a faster way to travel thousands of miles.

>travelling thousands of miles
Can you really blame Max for having a life?

I don't understand why people like going on holidays. It's more stressful than it's worth.
Have you ever been on holiday?

Yes. I hate it.
you sound like fun...

never claimed to be

The Lord Ruler · October 03, 2015, 01:15:59 PM

Stop bitching

Mad Max · October 03, 2015, 01:16:14 PM

Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:15:36 PM

Quote from: Mad Max on October 03, 2015, 01:12:03 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:08:20 PM
Quote from: Citrus Snake on October 03, 2015, 01:07:32 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:06:49 PM
Quote from: Avatar on October 03, 2015, 01:05:10 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:04:10 PM
Quote from: Mad Max on October 03, 2015, 01:02:38 PM
Quote from: BaconSheeeeeeelf👌👌 on October 03, 2015, 01:01:56 PM
>going on a plane
...call me when there's a faster way to travel thousands of miles.

>travelling thousands of miles
Can you really blame Max for having a life?

I don't understand why people like going on holidays. It's more stressful than it's worth.
Have you ever been on holiday?

Yes. I hate it.
you sound like fun...

never claimed to be

k

Mad Max · October 03, 2015, 01:16:43 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on October 03, 2015, 01:15:59 PM

Stop bitching

no u

gats · October 03, 2015, 01:17:56 PM

Bacon do you go butlins?

The Lord Ruler · October 03, 2015, 01:18:49 PM

Quote from: Mad Max on October 03, 2015, 01:16:43 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on October 03, 2015, 01:15:59 PM
Stop bitching
no u

:^(

R o c k e t · October 03, 2015, 01:18:55 PM

Quote from: Mad Max on October 03, 2015, 01:03:24 PM

Quote from: gatsby on October 03, 2015, 01:02:40 PM
why don't you just teleport?

but yeah that's why i have noise cancelling headphones.
thankfully I have mine too, but it doesn't help a ton if the baby is across the aisle from you

give it alcohol

BaconShelf · October 03, 2015, 01:19:17 PM

Quote from: gatsby on October 03, 2015, 01:17:56 PM

Bacon do you go butlins?

ew no

aREALgod · October 03, 2015, 01:19:32 PM

There is. It's called a ticket.