tfw no dick

Faliz | Respected Posting Riot
 
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>be me
>come home after a long day of pretending to be straight
>watch gay porn
>try to suck my own dick
>fail
>tfw no dick to suck
>go outside
>find hunk to bring home
>walk in quietly
>we start fucking
>about to cum
>suddenly the lights come on
>my mom sees the two of us
>gets scared
>says your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air

 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Faliz | Respected Posting Riot
 
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I ain't gay nigga

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Calm down there, Omar.

 
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what are you
gay?

 
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