Study: Majority Of Americans Not Prepared For A Sucker Punch To The Gut

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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
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I think we need to prepare our fellow Americans by making a habit of surprise punching people in the gut.


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Certainly a strange way for a nation to fall, all citizens keeled over after surprise gut punches.

The statue of Liberty will be remodeled to have the wind knocked out of her.

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Onions though...
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Thoughts?

I think we need to prepare our fellow Americans by making a habit of surprise punching people in the gut.

Just from reading the title, i knew it was The Onion.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.