Still not as bad as the Emu War

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Thats actually amusing.


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Thats actually amusing.
My favorite part is how molasses is apparently more powerful than steel.


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Very interesting my lad.  8)


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Moms spaghetti
35mpg? That's fast...I thought molasses was slow.


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what is molasses


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what is molasses
thick, dark brown syrup obtained from raw sugar during the refining process, a version of which is used in baking.


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Moms spaghetti
what is molasses

"Slow as molasses" is a common phrase.

Molasses-
Molasses (American vernacular), or black treacle (British, for human consumption; known as molasses otherwise), is a viscous by-product of the refining of sugarcane or sugar beets into sugar. The word comes from the Portuguese melaço, ultimately derived from mel, the Portuguese and Latin word for "honey".[1] Molasses varies by amount of sugar and method of extraction, and age of plant.



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Fucking lol


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That's actually pretty fast for those on foot and 25 feet high

Damn



 
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Uhm, I'm pretty sure it's worse.


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Sounds like it was a sticky situation.


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Injuring 150?

I can't imagine how they tried explaining their hospital trip to the family.


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To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Injuring 150?

I can't imagine how they tried explaining their hospital trip to the family.
I imagine they mentioned how a giant wave of molasses hit them, and that's why they're covered in molasses.


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Ah, yes, the Great Molassacre.


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Sounds like it was a sticky situation.
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that joke killed me


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Injuring 150?

I can't imagine how they tried explaining their hospital trip to the family.
I imagine they mentioned how a giant wave of molasses hit them, and that's why they're covered in molasses.

OR you could not try to be funny at all and do that.


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To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Injuring 150?

I can't imagine how they tried explaining their hospital trip to the family.
I imagine they mentioned how a giant wave of molasses hit them, and that's why they're covered in molasses.

OR you could not try to be funny at all and do that.
This isn't a laughing matter.

PEOPLE DROWNED IN A RIVER OF MOLASSES ROCKETMAN!


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Injuring 150?

I can't imagine how they tried explaining their hospital trip to the family.
I imagine they mentioned how a giant wave of molasses hit them, and that's why they're covered in molasses.

OR you could not try to be funny at all and do that.
This isn't a laughing matter.

PEOPLE DROWNED IN A RIVER OF MOLASSES ROCKETMAN!

It's too late. You killed it.
See what you've done?


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To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Injuring 150?

I can't imagine how they tried explaining their hospital trip to the family.
I imagine they mentioned how a giant wave of molasses hit them, and that's why they're covered in molasses.

OR you could not try to be funny at all and do that.
This isn't a laughing matter.

PEOPLE DROWNED IN A RIVER OF MOLASSES ROCKETMAN!

It's too late. You killed it.
See what you've done?
I wasn't alive in 1919


 
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I wonder how much force that wave carried. Molasses is heavy shit and that wall at it's peak was about 25 feet high. I could see how people died in that. Either drowning in it or being physically crushed when the wave hit them and traveled over them.

I'm actually curious on the math here. It's a 25 foot wall of molasses going 35mph. Apparently the tank had about 2,300,000 galleons worth of it. That wall fucked around with the railway bridge and ripped buildings off their foundations.

Molasses is heavy shit and for it to move at 35mph took a lot of fucking force. Getting hit by that was probably basically like walking into a sledgehammer.



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what is molasses
thick, dark brown syrup obtained from raw sugar during the refining process, a version of which is used in baking.
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thick, dark brown syrup obtained from raw sugar during the refining process
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obtained from raw sugar
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raw sugar
uh-oh


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To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
what is molasses
thick, dark brown syrup obtained from raw sugar during the refining process, a version of which is used in baking.
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thick, dark brown syrup obtained from raw sugar during the refining process
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obtained from raw sugar
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raw sugar
uh-oh
What have you done


 
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HOW?


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That shit must have hit like a truck moving as fast as it did. To die in a brown wave of syrup is embarrassing.
"Hey how did you brother die"
"drowned in a wave of molasses"   
"Im guessing he wasn't as quick as he thought"
O_o
Last Edit: January 23, 2015, 03:17:23 AM by Erives