So lonepaul walks into a bar.

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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

πŸ‘©πŸ½:!!

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

πŸ‘©πŸ½:πŸ’”
Shortly latter he gets charged with serving alcohol to a minor and attempted rape. 


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Well. Wasn't expecting that. But still funny.


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Sigs fo nigs
I didn't think lonepaul was a thing anymore.


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

πŸ‘©πŸ½:!!

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

πŸ‘©πŸ½:πŸ’”
Lol.

What the hell ever happened to lonepaul anyway?
I guess he posts every now and then. Ob Bshit the last time he posted was on October 19th.


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Lol.

What the hell ever happened to lonepaul anyway?
He ragequit after even newfags knew he was a pedo, but still shows up every now and then.


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

πŸ‘©πŸ½:!!

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

πŸ‘©πŸ½:πŸ’”
Lol.

What the hell ever happened to lonepaul anyway?
He ragequit after even newfags knew he was a pedo, but still shows up every now and then.
That was great. When ever he posted or made a thread there's always some user that makes a pedo post about him. What makes it even better is like you said about the newfags. Even one of them made a post about him as a counter post.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Lonepaul is a legend


 
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Lonepaul is a legend
Lonepaul is fellow gardian.


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

πŸ‘©πŸ½:!!

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

πŸ‘©πŸ½:πŸ’”
A 14 year old flirted with him
I thought it was him flirting with one because she ordered a sausage?
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you got newer members to actually believe he was a pedophile
Well flirting with a 14 year old because she's eating your sausage doesn't make a good image for one. 


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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I can do it too guys!

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Now let's replace a word...
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Salting is an important method of gag preservation.
Bingo.


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emigrate or degenerate. the choice is yours
Really, I'm not one to usually say this, but it is a bit fucked up that you guys still give him shit. A 14 year old flirted with him and he made some cringe worthy comments back to her. I understand cracking jokes about it for a while after it happened and did so myself, but you all kept it going to the point where you got newer members to actually believe he was a pedophile and he got legitimately harassed. It's been almost a year now, find some new people to rip into, there certainly are people here more worthy of it, they even posted in this thread.
He openly admitted to being a pedophile though. He literally said it's okay to fuck 13 year olds because we used to do it during the pre historic era to propagate the species, therefore its justified.


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If only he was here so he could try and justify it by saying the minor was consenting to it.


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Wait, I thought everyone made fun of lonepaul for his ridiculous British patriotism, since when is he a pedophile?


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Wait, I thought everyone made fun of lonepaul for his ridiculous British patriotism, since when is he a pedophile?
Since he flirted with a 14 year old and said it's okay to have sex with underaged girls.


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Lonepaul loves the young girls. UGH.


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

πŸ‘©πŸ½:!!

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

πŸ‘©πŸ½:πŸ’”
Wait, I thought everyone made fun of lonepaul for his ridiculous British patriotism, since when is he a pedophile?
On Bnet he made a thread about him flirting with a 14 year old because she ordered a sausage. He edited out the thread because of the flak he was getting, but the comments give enough detail to know what happened.


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LonePaul walks into a bar

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He looked out his prison cell and saw his episode on NBC Dateline's How to Catch a Predator.  "FUCK YOU CHRIS HANSEN!" he shouts.  Bubba, awoken by the shouting, comes from behind and grabs him around the waist while tenderly sniffing the back of his head.  LonePaul tenses up from the surprise of being grabbed by his cell mate.  He starts crying as he realizes his fate.  "Come back to bed shuga" Bubba seductively whispers.  LP grabs the bars to resist so Bub shoves his head between the bars and it gets stuck.  Paul's crying intensifies, "NONONONO-" The other inmates across the chamber perk up and begin to watch in anticipation for the XXX show that's about to be put on.  Bubba tearing at LP's pants was reminicent of the sounds of DMX opening a stick of beef jerky.  He grabbed Paul's little white bong booty and opened it like the Sunday paper, and introduced his BBC.
Last Edit: November 15, 2014, 12:53:45 PM by Sly Instinct


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Wait, I thought everyone made fun of lonepaul for his ridiculous British patriotism, since when is he a pedophile?
http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/63039412/0/0


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I wasn't expecting something so blunt
that's what lonepaul's victim said


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My stupidity is self evident.
LonePaul walks into a bar

Spoiler
He looked out his prison cell and saw his episode on NBC Dateline's How to Catch a Predator.  "FUCK YOU CHRIS HANSEN!" he shouts.  Bubba comes from behind and grabs him around the waist while tenderly sniffing the back of his head.  LonePaul starts crying as he realizes his fate.  "Come back to bed shuga" Bubba seductively whispers.  LP grabs the bars to resist so Bub shoves his head between the bars and it gets stuck.  Paul's crying intensifies, "NONONONO-" The other inmates across the chamber start to stare in anticipation for the XXX show that's about to be put on.  Bubba tearing at LP's pants was reminicent of the sounds of DMX opening a stick of beef jerky.  He grabbed Paul's little white bong booty and opening it like the Sunday paper, and introduced his BBC.
lol


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Really, I'm not one to usually say this, but it is a bit fucked up that you guys still give him shit. A 14 year old flirted with him and he made some cringe worthy comments back to her. I understand cracking jokes about it for a while after it happened and did so myself, but you all kept it going to the point where you got newer members to actually believe he was a pedophile and he got legitimately harassed. It's been almost a year now, find some new people to rip into, there certainly are people here more worthy of it, they even posted in this thread.

Really one to talk about crying over the internet...


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He is a pedo?

I never knew?


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My stupidity is self evident.
He is a pedo?

I never knew?
it's joke gone too far. He is kind of a dick tho.


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