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Your love gets me so high
Virgin :^(

Buuuuuut, doggy and cowgirl do interest me

Lenny face
don't you have a qt3.14 gf?
Yeah :/
why won't she pleasure your pen0r?


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
How do I find a chubby gf who will let me kiss her tummy?
>having trouble finding fat chicks
What, you live in Korea or something?
No, I just can't get a gf at all
Oh come on, fat chicks are desperate. Just hit up craigslist. BBW heaven.


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Almost always, with moderation


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If you want to shoot jizz like a porn star, the secret is holding on right before you cum. When you feel right when you are about to, try to not cum. See if you can hold it for like 10 or 15 seconds. When you finally do let it go, you shoot it out and get distance. Its weird too, you start jizzing, but 5 seconds later you get an INTENSE orgasm. Its like cumming twice.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrograde_ejaculation

That's why edging can be bad.

Indeed. Holding it isn't smart. It has to go somewhere. Bottom line is if you need to cum, cum. If a girl gets mad at you for cumming so early, explain to her what Retrograde Ejaculation is and why it's bad.

That's why to shoot you don't hold long. A few seconds is all it takes.

I'm not sure if I would want to take that risk to be honest.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
How do I find a chubby gf who will let me kiss her tummy?
>having trouble finding fat chicks
What, you live in Korea or something?
No, I just can't get a gf at all
Oh come on, fat chicks are desperate. Just hit up craigslist. BBW heaven.
But I don't want a landwhale, I want more of a sealwoman
Then look for the ones who describe themselves as "HWP"


 
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uhhh...

- korrie


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Your love gets me so high
Cowgirl.
o.O
is that a magnum in your pants or are you just excited to see me;)


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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
How do I find a chubby gf who will let me kiss her tummy?
>having trouble finding fat chicks
What, you live in Korea or something?
No, I just can't get a gf at all
Oh come on, fat chicks are desperate. Just hit up craigslist. BBW heaven.
But I don't want a landwhale, I want more of a sealwoman
Then look for the ones who describe themselves as "HWP"
Handy With Penis?
Lol, but no.


 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
How do I find a chubby gf who will let me kiss her tummy?
>having trouble finding fat chicks
What, you live in Korea or something?
No, I just can't get a gf at all
Oh come on, fat chicks are desperate. Just hit up craigslist. BBW heaven.
But I don't want a landwhale, I want more of a sealwoman
Then look for the ones who describe themselves as "HWP"
Handy With Penis?
Lol, but no.
Heavy Weight Pussy?


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uhhh...

- korrie
How do I find a chubby gf who will let me kiss her tummy?
>having trouble finding fat chicks
What, you live in Korea or something?
No, I just can't get a gf at all
Oh come on, fat chicks are desperate. Just hit up craigslist. BBW heaven.
But I don't want a landwhale, I want more of a sealwoman
Then look for the ones who describe themselves as "HWP"
Handy With Penis?
Lol, but no.
Heavy Weight Pussy?
Dodoria?


 
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The Rage....
Virgin :^(

Buuuuuut, doggy and cowgirl do interest me

Lenny face
don't you have a qt3.14 gf?
Yeah :/
why won't she pleasure your pen0r?
Hoping it'll happen this Christmas break, actually.
>.>


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
How do I find a chubby gf who will let me kiss her tummy?
>having trouble finding fat chicks
What, you live in Korea or something?
No, I just can't get a gf at all
Oh come on, fat chicks are desperate. Just hit up craigslist. BBW heaven.
But I don't want a landwhale, I want more of a sealwoman
Then look for the ones who describe themselves as "HWP"
Handy With Penis?
Lol, but no.
Heavy Weight Pussy?
Negative.

The term stands for "Height Weight Proportionate"

Protip: Nobody who ever refers to themselves as HWP is HWP.


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Your love gets me so high
How do I find a chubby gf who will let me kiss her tummy?
>having trouble finding fat chicks
What, you live in Korea or something?
No, I just can't get a gf at all
Oh come on, fat chicks are desperate. Just hit up craigslist. BBW heaven.
But I don't want a landwhale, I want more of a sealwoman
Then look for the ones who describe themselves as "HWP"
Handy With Penis?
Lol, but no.
Heavy Weight Pussy?
Negative.

The term stands for "Height Weight Proportionate"

Protip: Nobody who ever refers to themselves as HWP is HWP.
i'm totally HWP what are you talking about Das


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
How do I find a chubby gf who will let me kiss her tummy?
>having trouble finding fat chicks
What, you live in Korea or something?
No, I just can't get a gf at all
Oh come on, fat chicks are desperate. Just hit up craigslist. BBW heaven.
But I don't want a landwhale, I want more of a sealwoman
Then look for the ones who describe themselves as "HWP"
Handy With Penis?
Lol, but no.
Heavy Weight Pussy?
Negative.

The term stands for "Height Weight Proportionate"

Protip: Nobody who ever refers to themselves as HWP is HWP.
i'm totally HWP what are you talking about Das
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Your love gets me so high
Well this thread is going nowhere.
your mom is going nowhere


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Your love gets me so high


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i literally do not give a shit about the sex if it's with someone i haven't made somewhat of a connection to.

hookups are like assisted masturbation to me now, no idea why. but when i have a strong bond/crush/care for the person, it's like magic mayne


 
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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
Umm, sex has been mediocre.
Best experience though? I took this Latina's virginity, fucked in the bathroom, I was on top railing her, lasted a measly 20 minutes. We clean up, go cuddle on the couch, 10 minutes of cuddling she kisses me and says lets do it again. She rode me like a pro.
After that she was addicted to sex, wanted it all the time, didn't matter when or where lol


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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
Apparently a lot of latinas are like that. :P


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booty


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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.


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Your love gets me so high

Umm, sex has been mediocre.
Best experience though? I took this Latina's virginity, fucked in the bathroom, I was on top railing her, lasted a measly 20 minutes. We clean up, go cuddle on the couch, 10 minutes of cuddling she kisses me and says lets do it again. She rode me like a pro.
After that she was addicted to sex, wanted it all the time, didn't matter when or where lol
you fucked in the bathroom for 20 minutes? holy fuck dude that must have been uncomfortable


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>Implying anybody here has had sex