Quote from: Kinder_ on September 18, 2014, 06:29:09 PM, nicer peopleUnless you're gay, lesbian, trans, black, jewish, protestant, russian, japanese, vietnamese, canadian, mongoliod, native, cuban, mexican, actual mexican, puerto rican, slavic, and or a self identifying Apache gunship.
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 18, 2014, 06:47:10 PMQuote from: Kinder_ on September 18, 2014, 06:29:09 PM, nicer peopleUnless you're gay, lesbian, trans, black, jewish, protestant, russian, japanese, vietnamese, canadian, mongoliod, native, cuban, mexican, actual mexican, puerto rican, slavic, and or a self identifying Apache gunship.wut Maybe like a century agohttp://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/25/us/25south.html?pagewanted=all&_r=1&
Quote from: Kinder_ on September 18, 2014, 06:51:16 PMQuote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 18, 2014, 06:47:10 PMQuote from: Kinder_ on September 18, 2014, 06:29:09 PM, nicer peopleUnless you're gay, lesbian, trans, black, jewish, protestant, russian, japanese, vietnamese, canadian, mongoliod, native, cuban, mexican, actual mexican, puerto rican, slavic, and or a self identifying Apache gunship.wut Maybe like a century agohttp://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/25/us/25south.html?pagewanted=all&_r=1&>taking that post seriously
checkmate, Nimitz class carrier
Alright bitches, I've been seeing a lot of talk from some of you northfags about how the south is so bad and everything about it sucks. Well, as a full-time southerner, I'm here to prove you fuckers wrong. Here's my comprehensive list of reasons why the south is superior to the north:1) Southern hospitality. It's possible to strike up conversation with almost anyone you run in to, because we're generally nicer than you northern city folk. Hell, you get smiles and warm greetings from everywhere. What do you get if you try to start conversation with the typical city hipster? A smug expression and a weak "hello."2) Real barbecue, not that hamburgers and hotdogs bullshit that northerners call barbecue. I'm talking about beef brisket slow cooked for hours, ribs, baked beans, coleslaw, pulled pork, barbecued chicken. Top all of that off with an endless variety of homemade BBQ sauces and you're in food heaven.3) Warm weather pretty much year round. This one depends on where in the south you are, because some southern states can experience some rough winters. However, places like central Florida, which barely get temperatures below 60 degrees, is paradise. Anyone who'd rather sit inside a dingy basement because it's too cold to go outside than chill at a beach and watch hot babes in bikinis is clearly suffering from a mental illness.4) Cleaner air and environments. Big cities are fucking disgusting compared to the southern countryside. I'd much rather breathe in clean air than choking on car exhaust-poisoned air in a city. 5) Sweet tea. I can't stress this enough, sweet tea is possibly the greatest southern drink to exist, and it's a shame that northfags either never experience it and just stereotype, or they've had some knock-off mass produced shit and associate that with all sweet tea. Spoiler6) We don't live in fear of wildling raids or white walkers.That's all I've got so far, but please, try and challenge me northfags. I dare you.
Nothing gets under my skin more than southern horse shit. However I swore I'd stay out of politics on the offsite.If this were b.net I'd be shitting all over these myths you like to spout. And no that doesn't make me some south hating northfag any more than that math teacher of yours who's been correcting your error ridden homework.
Quote from: SecondClass on September 18, 2014, 06:04:32 PMSweet tea is disgusting, first off. And secondly, why is "hot year round" a positive thing? I love the cold, especially snow. Any place where it doesn't snow in the winter is a shitty place.Have you ever had homemade sweet tea? Probably not. Try that and then come back to me.Plus, I said warm, not hot. There's a difference between 80 and 90-100+ degree weather. The latter is only apparent in the summers in certain states.
Sweet tea is disgusting, first off. And secondly, why is "hot year round" a positive thing? I love the cold, especially snow. Any place where it doesn't snow in the winter is a shitty place.
Quote from: Lord Commissar on September 18, 2014, 06:38:02 PMNothing gets under my skin more than southern horse shit. However I swore I'd stay out of politics on the offsite.If this were b.net I'd be shitting all over these myths you like to spout. And no that doesn't make me some south hating northfag any more than that math teacher of yours who's been correcting your error ridden homework.WhatThis has nothing to do with politics. Like, at all. And maybe I'm bad at spotting analogies but what does this have to do with math homework?
Somebody please tell me you have OEP's thread saved. Ember, do not let me down.
Quote from: Lord Commissar on September 18, 2014, 06:38:02 PMNothing gets under my skin more than southern horse shit. However I swore I'd stay out of politics on the offsite.If this were b.net I'd be shitting all over these myths you like to spout. And no that doesn't make me some south hating northfag any more than that math teacher of yours who's been correcting your error ridden homework.Getta load of this. We got a buttmad west coast fig.
Quote from: Brociopath on September 18, 2014, 06:24:38 PMGotta love southern girls though.No thanks, I like my women to have teeth. A little scraping makes the blowjob better.
Gotta love southern girls though.
Quote from: Lord Commissar on September 18, 2014, 07:30:13 PMQuote from: SoporificSlash on September 18, 2014, 07:19:04 PMQuote from: Lord Commissar on September 18, 2014, 06:38:02 PMNothing gets under my skin more than southern horse shit. However I swore I'd stay out of politics on the offsite.If this were b.net I'd be shitting all over these myths you like to spout. And no that doesn't make me some south hating northfag any more than that math teacher of yours who's been correcting your error ridden homework.Getta load of this. We got a buttmad west coast fig.Better mad and educated than dumb and indoctrinated.Don't push me on this Slash, I fucking hate revisionist history. Especially when the people engaging in it are trying to claim that those who are backing their positions up with historical documents written by the very people these revisionists are trying to misrepresent are being called the revisionists.I think you're taking this way too seriously.
Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 18, 2014, 07:19:04 PMQuote from: Lord Commissar on September 18, 2014, 06:38:02 PMNothing gets under my skin more than southern horse shit. However I swore I'd stay out of politics on the offsite.If this were b.net I'd be shitting all over these myths you like to spout. And no that doesn't make me some south hating northfag any more than that math teacher of yours who's been correcting your error ridden homework.Getta load of this. We got a buttmad west coast fig.Better mad and educated than dumb and indoctrinated.Don't push me on this Slash, I fucking hate revisionist history. Especially when the people engaging in it are trying to claim that those who are backing their positions up with historical documents written by the very people these revisionists are trying to misrepresent are being called the revisionists.
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 18, 2014, 07:31:20 PMComm, I don't think anyone here seriously beleives that the south won the war or will rise again... or, I hope not.Last time I checked Lincoln got capped and Davis died of natural causes. That's a win in my book.CAN'T ABOLISH ME, UNION
Comm, I don't think anyone here seriously beleives that the south won the war or will rise again... or, I hope not.
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 18, 2014, 06:26:19 PMQuote from: Brociopath on September 18, 2014, 06:24:38 PMGotta love southern girls though.No thanks, I like my women to have teeth. A little scraping makes the blowjob better.You've never been to the south, have you?It's 99% blonde girls with perfect white teeth and double D breasts who wear a size 0.
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 18, 2014, 07:31:20 PMComm, I don't think anyone here seriously beleives that the south won the war or will rise again... or, I hope not.There are. Hell there are places in the south where it's taught that the South won the civil war and is responsible for all of the rights we have today.
Texas is the shit.1. Tex Mex is better than any other kind of Hispanic food, and it's only made here.2. We invented most of the shit Nasty talked about3. Winter that's actually, y'know, Winter.4. Some off the largest cities in the US, and also some of the most secluded countryside, so you don't have to choose.On the subject of Sweet TeaI'm personally not a fan of Black Tea, and I won't take my tea cold, so Iced Tea and Southern Style Sweet Tea are not something I enjoy, but they are HUGE FUCKING STAPLE in life for everyone around me so...I was amazed when I learned that some places don't brew it sweet, and instead make you stir sugar in.
Reasons why the South is better than the North
